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  • Brother Maxson
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    • Mar 2017
    • 5

    #1

    THE INTERNET IS SIN

    YES, THE INTERNET IS A SINFUL PLACE, AND ANYONE WHO USES THE INTERNET WILL BURN IN HELL, FOR THE INTERNET IS ALSO KNOWN AS THE WORLD WIDE WEB, A REFERENCE TO THE WEB OF LIES SATAN WEAVES AMONGST EVERYBODY WHO DOES NOT FOLLOW THE WORD OF GOD IN FULL. THESE WORDS WERE RELAYED TO ME IN A DREAM BY THE ARCHANGEL MICHAEL HIMSELF, AND REQUESTED UPON ME TO SPREAD THE GOOD WORD OF GOD AMONGST YOU ALL, AND IF I SO DID I WOULD BE FREE FROM PUNSIHMENT, AS THIS IS GODS OWN WORK! AND IF YOU SO QUESTION ME, KNOW JESUS HIMSELF SAID JOHN 20:29 "THEN JESUS TOLD HIM, "BECAUSE YOU HAVE SEEN ME, YOU HAVE BELIEVED; BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO HAVE NOT SEEN AND YET HAVE BELIEVED."", AND SO YOU SHOULD TRUST MY WORD EVEN WITHOUT PHYSICAL PROOF. WERE YOU TO NOT HEED MY WORD, YOU WILL ALL BURN IN THE PITS OF HELL, BE RAPED BY SATAN HIMSELF, AND BEG FOR MERCY! YOU WILL ALL BE TURNED INTO FILTHY HOMO-SEXUALS AND BECOME HIS PLAYTHINGS! THIS IS WHAT AWAITS YOU IF YOU CONTINUE TO USE THE INTERNET! SHUT DOWN THIS WEBSITE NOW, THAT EVEN IF GOOD INTENTIONED, WILL ONLY SERVE TO DRIVE EACH OF US TO THE DEEP PITS OF HELL, FOR OUR LORD COMMANDS IT! HEED MY WORDS FELLOW CHRISTIANS, I ONLY WISH SALVATION FOR ALL OF YOU.




    PRAISE OUR LORD! PRAISE JESUS CHRIST! PRAISE THE HOLY GHOST! AMEN!
    ACTS 3:19 "REPENT, THEN, AND TURN TO GOD, SO THAT YOUR SINS MAY BE WIPED OUT, THAT TIMES OF REFRESHING MAY COME FROM THE LORD." AMEN.
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12997

    #2
    Re: THE INTERNET IS SIN

    Originally posted by Brother Maxson View Post
    ANYONE WHO USES THE INTERNET WILL BURN IN HELL
    Hi sweetie, and to our Godly forum!

    If everyone who uses the Internet will burn in Hell, then why did you just willingly condemn yourself to eternal damnation?



    PS: Also, the caps-lock key in your keyboard seems to be broken.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Esther B.
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2012
      • 575

      #3
      Re: THE INTERNET IS SIN

      A cautious welcome to your, Mr. Maxson. Why don't you read the instructions at the top of the page and introduce yourself properly? Also, please make sure you use your caps lock like it's supposed to be used.
      And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
      Deuteronomy 6.5

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      • Brother Maxson
        Unsaved trash
        • Mar 2017
        • 5

        #4
        Re: THE INTERNET IS SIN

        I specified that I would be forgiven if I told you all of the dangers you were in.

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12997

          #5
          Re: THE INTERNET IS SIN

          Originally posted by Brother Maxson View Post
          I specified that I would be forgiven if I told you all of the dangers you were in.
          Where did you specify that, sweetie?

          Also, please support your claims with appropriate Scripture.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Brother Maxson
            Unsaved trash
            • Mar 2017
            • 5

            #6
            Re: THE INTERNET IS SIN

            THESE WORDS WERE RELAYED TO ME IN A DREAM BY THE ARCHANGEL MICHAEL HIMSELF, AND REQUESTED UPON ME TO SPREAD THE GOOD WORD OF GOD AMONGST YOU ALL, AND IF I SO DID I WOULD BE FREE FROM PUNSIHMENT, AS THIS IS GODS OWN WORK! Right there.

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12997

              #7
              Re: THE INTERNET IS SIN

              Originally posted by Brother Maxson View Post
              THESE WORDS WERE RELAYED TO ME IN A DREAM BY THE ARCHANGEL MICHAEL HIMSELF, AND REQUESTED UPON ME TO SPREAD THE GOOD WORD OF GOD AMONGST YOU ALL, AND IF I SO DID I WOULD BE FREE FROM PUNSIHMENT, AS THIS IS GODS OWN WORK! Right there.
              Oh, so you don't have any evidence at all.

              I will pray for your soul. Not that I think God will lift that delusion He gave you (2 Thess 2:11-12), but it will make me feel better about myself.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Brother Maxson
                Unsaved trash
                • Mar 2017
                • 5

                #8
                Re: THE INTERNET IS SIN

                You are the delusional ones, for you do not believe that I am to spread the word of our almighty lord! (Also, if you want to pray for angels, I think Lucifer needs it most.)

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12997

                  #9
                  Re: THE INTERNET IS SIN

                  Originally posted by Brother Maxson View Post
                  You are the delusional ones, for you do not believe that I am to spread the word of our almighty lord! (Also, if you want to pray for angels, I think Lucifer needs it most.)
                  You'd think that a person spreading the Word of Almighty Lord would know better to capitalize His Name...

                  Also, what did make you think that I wanted to pray for angels? You seem to be a few fries short of a happy meal, sweetie!
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                  Comment

                  • Brother Maxson
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Mar 2017
                    • 5

                    #10
                    Re: THE INTERNET IS SIN

                    I apologize, for I have little experience with keyboards, as I wish to live as close to God as possible.

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #11
                      Re: THE INTERNET IS SIN

                      Originally posted by Brother Maxson View Post
                      I apologize, for I have little experience with keyboards, as I wish to live as close to God as possible.
                      Then shouldn't you get off this nasty internet thingie, like ASAP? You've delivered your warning, job done, bye now, don't let the door hit you on your way out.

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                      • Brother Gonzalez
                        Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Sep 2016
                        • 2087

                        #12
                        Re: THE INTERNET IS SIN

                        Originally posted by Brother Maxson View Post
                        YES, THE INTERNET IS A SINFUL PLACE, AND ANYONE WHO USES THE INTERNET WILL BURN IN HELL, FOR THE INTERNET IS ALSO KNOWN AS THE WORLD WIDE WEB, A REFERENCE TO THE WEB OF LIES SATAN WEAVES AMONGST EVERYBODY WHO DOES NOT FOLLOW THE WORD OF GOD IN FULL. THESE WORDS WERE RELAYED TO ME IN A DREAM BY THE ARCHANGEL MICHAEL HIMSELF, AND REQUESTED UPON ME TO SPREAD THE GOOD WORD OF GOD AMONGST YOU ALL, AND IF I SO DID I WOULD BE FREE FROM PUNSIHMENT, AS THIS IS GODS OWN WORK! AND IF YOU SO QUESTION ME, KNOW JESUS HIMSELF SAID JOHN 20:29 "THEN JESUS TOLD HIM, "BECAUSE YOU HAVE SEEN ME, YOU HAVE BELIEVED; BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO HAVE NOT SEEN AND YET HAVE BELIEVED."", AND SO YOU SHOULD TRUST MY WORD EVEN WITHOUT PHYSICAL PROOF. WERE YOU TO NOT HEED MY WORD, YOU WILL ALL BURN IN THE PITS OF HELL, BE RAPED BY SATAN HIMSELF, AND BEG FOR MERCY! YOU WILL ALL BE TURNED INTO FILTHY HOMO-SEXUALS AND BECOME HIS PLAYTHINGS! THIS IS WHAT AWAITS YOU IF YOU CONTINUE TO USE THE INTERNET! SHUT DOWN THIS WEBSITE NOW, THAT EVEN IF GOOD INTENTIONED, WILL ONLY SERVE TO DRIVE EACH OF US TO THE DEEP PITS OF HELL, FOR OUR LORD COMMANDS IT! HEED MY WORDS FELLOW CHRISTIANS, I ONLY WISH SALVATION FOR ALL OF YOU.




                        PRAISE OUR LORD! PRAISE JESUS CHRIST! PRAISE THE HOLY GHOST! AMEN!
                        ACTS 3:19 "REPENT, THEN, AND TURN TO GOD, SO THAT YOUR SINS MAY BE WIPED OUT, THAT TIMES OF REFRESHING MAY COME FROM THE LORD." AMEN.
                        Hi, I tend to believe you, as God has appeared in my dreams very often (or He has sent his Archangels) But what makes me doubt, is that He was always specific in that I should use paragraphs; didn't He tell you that?


                        It seems odd. But well, please be welcome to this forum. Was He specific on the use of the WWW? Are there any sites that can be accesed? Why did He create JesOS, our Operative System, that has a Internet Navigator included from factory, if the Intenet is not to be accesed?


                        And why if this is so important, He did not write it in the Bible? Did He tell you? You know, we follow the Bible to the letter, but it is sometimes hard to follow random anonymous guys on the internet. Don't take it personal.
                        1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                        • WilliamJenningsBryan
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 9384

                          #13
                          Re: THE INTERNET IS SIN

                          It's no secret that George Soros and his minions have unleashed a cabal of angry Democrats hell bent on unseating Donald Trump. Being led by Obama plants in the Deep State, and aided by the Clintons, Valerie Jarret, Pelosi, and Schumer - they are out seeding fake news, lies, disinformation, and spreading Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt (FUD) to undo our Christian tide.

                          Be advised that the LBC server is inspected daily for demons, Jesus' precious bandwidth is guarded by the Holy Firewall of JesOS, and all of our packets are protected and blessed by encryption that not only can Satan not decipher them, but neither can Obama's moles hidden deep inside the NSA.

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                          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                          ...and get off my lawn
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                          • docscience
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Mar 2017
                            • 33

                            #14
                            Re: THE INTERNET IS SIN

                            to WilliamJenningsBryan --
                            George Soros and his minions have ...........
                            In support on this issue, I completely agree with what you say.
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                            These are not my words. These are not Isaiah's words. These are God's words.
                            Thus saith the Lord, behold, the Lord WILL come with fire, and with his chariots. Those eating swine’s flesh, and the abomination, and the mouse, shall be consumed Isaiah 66:15-17

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                            • Marshal Kim Jong-un
                              Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
                              • Dec 2016
                              • 215

                              #15
                              Re: THE INTERNET IS SIN

                              Do you want to ban the internet? Such a fool thing to do, I can't think of anybody but a lunatic would do that.
                              "When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

                              I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.

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