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  • EmeperorHiro
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2017
    • 4
    #1

    Hello!

    Hi, I'm Wesley, and I wish to improve my relationship with god! will this website help me with that? thank you! Have a wonderful day!
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Hello!

      Hello Wesley! Welcome to our friendly forums! I AM having a wonderful day, thank you! Every day is wonderful when you walk hand in hand with your Redeemer! Are you ready to leave a life of sin and hoplessness behind and embrace Christ Jesus? You'll have nothing to regret, and an eternity of praise and worship to look forward to! Imagine, praising Jesus with the angels and saints for ever and ever and ever! Who wouldn't want that?

      What do you look forward to the most about an eternity praising Jesus?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • EmeperorHiro
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Mar 2017
          • 4
          #3
          Re: Hello!

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Hello Wesley! Welcome to our friendly forums! I AM having a wonderful day, thank you! Every day is wonderful when you walk hand in hand with your Redeemer! Are you ready to leave a life of sin and hoplessness behind and embrace Christ Jesus? You'll have nothing to regret, and an eternity of praise and worship to look forward to! Imagine, praising Jesus with the angels and saints for ever and ever and ever! Who wouldn't want that?

          What do you look forward to the most about an eternity praising Jesus?
          Well, i am looking forward to living in eternity with God! It sounds great!

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            • HesusCriste
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Mar 2017
              • 1
              #4
              Re: Hello!

              ***ungodly Cyrillic-Mongolian incantation removed by moderator***

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                • EmeperorHiro
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Mar 2017
                  • 4
                  #5
                  You know when we crusaded them, ya know. Killing people. Yup.***Roman incantation by Papist crusaders removed to avoid paganism on the forum***

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                    • Thomas Taylor
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2012
                      • 1486
                      #6
                      Re: Hello!

                      Originally posted by EmeperorHiro View Post
                      Hi, I'm Wesley, and I wish to improve my relationship with god! will this website help me with that? thank you! Have a wonderful day!

                      Hey Wes,


                      First thing you could do is spell it properly - it's God not god. "god" is used when speaking of pagan deities not The One True Lord.


                      Hope you have a good day.


                      YIC
                      TT
                      P.S. Why have you chosen the name of a jap murderer as a user name. You do know that he murdered millions of Americans during WWII, don't you?
                      Isaiah 66:15

                      For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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