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  • Delarius
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    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2017
    • 3

    #1

    My Introduction

    Hello everyone who may read this! My name is Jacob. When I was young I went to a baptist church with my aunt (the name of which I can not remember it has been way to long). Once my aunt moved away my mother started taking me to a Catholic church instead, which I suppose is better than nothing.As for my favorite bible verse, I can only recall one being Deuteronomy 22:10 "You shall not plow with a ox and donkey together". Thanks for reading!
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: My Introduction

    Originally posted by Delarius View Post
    Hello everyone who may read this! My name is Jacob. When I was young I went to a baptist church with my aunt (the name of which I can not remember it has been way to long). Once my aunt moved away my mother started taking me to a Catholic church instead, which I suppose is better than nothing.As for my favorite bible verse, I can only recall one being Deuteronomy 22:10 "You shall not plow with a ox and donkey together". Thanks for reading!
    Can you not afford a tractor on your farm?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Delarius
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      • Mar 2017
      • 3

      #3
      Re: My Introduction

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
      Welcome to God's favorite forum. The Cat Lick "church" is not "better" than nothing. It's much worse.
      Don't get me wrong, I didn't enjoy it and would never have went if I had any choice at the time. Now that I have a solid income and have since moved from home I will be finding a true baptist church.

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      • Delarius
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        • Mar 2017
        • 3

        #4
        Re: My Introduction

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Can you not afford a tractor on your farm?
        Sadly, we are no longer a farm. We used to raise cattle, chickens, and a couple of horses but our nations economy hasn't been the best for the past 8 years.

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        • Thomas Taylor
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          Forum Member
          • Oct 2012
          • 1486

          #5
          Re: My Introduction

          Dear Delarius,


          That's a strange monicker, eh? Anyway welcome to the forums. So, how did you escape the RC Church? Have they left you scarred and torn? We want to know all about you, only then can the Good People of Landover help you. How did it feel when you first felt Our Lord Jesus Christ enter you?


          Have a nice day?


          YIC
          TT
          Isaiah 66:15

          For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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          • Alvin Moss
            Serving Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 4468

            #6
            Re: My Introduction

            Welcome, Jacob. We are Christian here and friendly. I grieve with you over the loss of the family farm. God must have other plans for you, for even in the face of Democrats loosed upon humanity, God could have saved your farm, but He did not. Welcome to this forum, where you can tap the well of God's word and find your place in His world.


            God Bless!
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050

              #7
              Re: My Introduction

              Welcome Delarius, that is am excellent Bible verse.

              Did you know that here in Democrat-liberal California, it is very common to plow with an ox and an ass? Some farmers here do it out of Biblical ignorance, but many others do it specifically in order to show their contempt for God.
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