Hello

[420 Blaze It]

Hello everyone,
My name is Debbie, I originate from Norway, and I am 27 years old. I hope to make many lovely friends, and can't wait to experience the greatness of the Church with everyone. Have a blessed day!

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello

Hello everyone,
My name is Debbie, I originate from Norway, and I am 27 years old. I hope to make many lovely friends, and can't wait to experience the greatness of the Church with everyone. Have a blessed day!

Hello, Miss Blaze. You are very lucky to have been given a Godly American name instead of the more common Norwegian ones, such as Adlaug. We don't have too many Norwegians here, which has been a blessing. However, I am very happy as we can discuss your language situation in detail.

Do you speak nynorsk or bokmål? If it is bokmål as it probably is, do you vouch for the two-gender system or the more vulgar three-gender system that acknowledges the females as equal to the male gender? Do you have a hytte på fjellet? How come the Nazis were able to overcome you so easily? Are you still upset about the Johaug case? Do you just live off your oil money or do you still do raids unto Britain? They are an easy target at the moment with the political turmoil of the Celts seceding. So many things to discuss, you see. We are extremely friendly towards strangers!

Exodus 23:9
Also thou shalt not oppress a stranger: for ye know the heart of a stranger, seeing ye were strangers in the land of Egypt.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alvin Moss]

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Welcome Norwegian Debbie. What is the weather like there in the great white north?

[Thomas Taylor]

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Welcome Debbie,
I see you are from Norway. Do you still have quislings that will handover your country to the highest bidder? Come in handy sometimes, don't they?
Do you still have uncontrolled immigration?
Do you ski during winter?
When did Jesus first enter you?
What is your favorite Bible Verse?
Did your father ever beat you?
Are you married?
What church do you go to?
Do the Nisser come to visit you at Christmas?
Have you ever been to Scotland?


I really do hope you enjoy your time here. It is very friendly and no one, well nearly no one, will try to groom you. This is just not that kind of place.
By the way, Debbie is a very un-Norwayan name. What were your parents thinking? I was expecting something like Ermintrude or Pippy Langkous or Fossegrimme or maybe even Hulda.


Really have to dash.


YIC
TT

[Gay Lord]

Re: Hello

Hello everyone,
My name is Debbie, I originate from Norway, and I am 27 years old. I hope to make many lovely friends, and can't wait to experience the greatness of the Church with everyone. Have a blessed day!

M8 ur from australia stop.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hello

Hello everyone,
My name is Debbie, I originate from Norway, and I am 27 years old. I hope to make many lovely friends, and can't wait to experience the greatness of the Church with everyone. Have a blessed day!

Hello Debbie. Welcome to the forum. I suppose it's quite cold over there at the moment. Which reminds me of a psalm. The psalms are such lovely examples of God's love and of His feelings towards others, too.

PSALM 147 . KJV . look up
14 He maketh peace in thy borders, and filleth thee with the finest of the wheat.
15 He sendeth forth his commandment upon earth: his word runneth very swiftly.
16 He giveth snow like wool: he scattereth the hoarfrost like ashes.
17 He casteth forth his ice like morsels: who can stand before his cold?
18 He sendeth out his word, and melteth them: he causeth his wind to blow, and the waters flow.

There are so many great psalms. Do you have a favourite?