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Re: I'm an atheist. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dear sinner,Originally posted by Stream Daddy View Post
We don't have to deal with your situation. Jesus will deal with it, instead.
John 3:18
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
Do you have an actual message that you'd like to convey?
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: I'm an atheist. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Aw, you think you shock us!Originally posted by Stream Daddy View Post
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I'm an atheist. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Enjoy burning for all eternity.
Psalm 14:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
If you choose to repent, however, you may still be saved from eternal damnation.
1 John 1:9
If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
Now go out there, get yourself a bible, and start reading!
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Re: I'm an atheist. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No I don't think I shock anyone here, I was just sharing that I don't think god is real.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostAw, you think you shock us!
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Re: I'm an atheist. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Do you often go around to different communities you have nothing in common with and tell them you have nothing in common with them? I'm not a doctor, but this sounds pathological to me, dear.Originally posted by Stream Daddy View PostHello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I'm an atheist. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Or what? Teach you some manners, as your mother failed to?Originally posted by Stream Daddy View Post
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Re: I'm an atheist. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No this is actually my first time doing this. I found out about this website about a year ago on youtube when there was some thread talking about a game I play called "Teamfortress 2"and it was just a huge ***mild profanity removed*** about not not liking the game and I thought it was funny as hell so I came to see this website for myself.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostComment
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Re: I'm an atheist. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anyone here ever tried sliced almonds and honey? Taste pretty good.Comment
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Re: I'm an atheist. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm sorry Elmer that I'm boring, you know you can go to another thread that's more entertaining.***child porn removed***Originally posted by Elmer G. White View PostDear sinner,
We don't have to deal with your situation. Jesus will deal with it, instead.
John 3:18
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
Do you have an actual message that you'd like to convey?
Yours in Christ,
ElmerComment
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Re: I'm an atheist. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If we wanted entertainment dear, we'd pop in a Kirk Cameron movie. No, we're here to share the Good News that Jesus is preparing to send the souls of every man, woman, and child into the Lake of Fire should they fail to believe in Him (John 3:18). It would appear the LORD has hardened your heart just like He did Pharaoh's (Exodus 9:12), and so there is no hope for you. That's okay, He'll still be glorified while you suffer, and we'll enjoy watching the show (Psalm 2:4)!Originally posted by Stream Daddy View PostHello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I'm boring
Hmm I wish I could abuse the report system too but I'm not a heartless person like my good friend Elmer
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It's hardly abusing the system when everything you've been reported for is entirely true.Originally posted by Stream Daddy View PostComment
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So that means if something is boring to me I can go ahead and flag it? If so then thank you for the information.Comment
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