[JennyD]

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p.s. Learn the difference between your and you're.

Billybob, there's no reason to point out to the simpleton his lack of basic grammatical knowledge. It's not as though he will grasp your meaning.

[Billybob Sunday]

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66, unless your dividing psalms

Friend,

First, you should never correct a True Christian™.

Second, at this Church we read the 1611 King James Bible - all 80 books!

14 books were removed in 1885 by an Anglican bishop. Rest assured, he is roasting in Hell at this very moment, as will all the false Christians like yourself who consider the modern King James to be authoritative.

p.s. Learn the difference between your and you're.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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That Satan is nothing if not cunning. Course, afore Babel, that didn't mean much. Now it's a source of endless jokes. Why, we've got one girl in quarantine claims that Lucifer hisself sung her praises! I mean, acourse, some serious oral adulation.

Satan is indeed a cunning linguist, Brother Brasil. How astute of you to notice!

The profundity of your farmer's wisdom astounds me at times.

[Sledge Riprock]

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Satan . . . God . . . creator . . . Christian . . .God. . . He . . . He . . . he . . . he . . .god . . .

Better, but still not quite there. Six correct, four incorrect. That would get you a 'D' in school. But just think about it, one more capital letter and you would have gotten a 'C'!

[logician]

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66, unless your dividing psalms

[Billybob Sunday]

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I find this absolutely hilarious coming from those who insist on reading only one book.

The correct answer is eighty books, you damned fool!

[Freethinker]

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Sister Jenny brought up the other point I wanted to make, but didn't cover this strange statement. Are you implying that there are Mooslims who aren't terrorists?

All religious people are terrorists IMO. You control your followers through the terror if what awaits them in the afterlife (if there even is one) if they don't follow your god's rules.

[Freethinker]

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[quote=Mister Brasil;230473]Nice to see another Christian! I was beginning to think the rest of the world was made up loonies-- the sort of people that read a couple of books and think they have answers to all of the world's problems. quote]

I find this absolutely hilarious coming from those who insist on reading only one book.

[Mister Brasil]

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Afore anything else, I just want to say that I read your profile, and I respect you real thorough-like for serving our country from Fort Bragg. Would that I'd passed the tests and could serve in your place. If any man be fit for some intelligent analysis, it be you.

Think of this. If you were an extremely intelligent person

Sir, in all honesty, you got me there. Still, I'm agonna keep on reading and see what I can parse from your wisdom.

Would you want everybody to know your evil?

Sir, I done evil, and I ain't try to hide it no more. I found Christ, and the past is forgiven.

He will give you good things to to, the promise of awards for doing them, all the while accomplishing his goals.

Sir, we're not in the habit of capitlizing Satan's pronouns, only God's. Not around here.

Awards? Like medals? I can't deny, that sounds like something I'd like to show the grandkids I hope one day to help raise.

People generally have good intentions, unless they are pure evil. so whilst the entire world follows numerous religions, he keeps man divided. Wars happen because of religion.

I don't know much, but it sounds like you're talking sense to me. Never heard of no atheists in foxholes.

His threat is the antichrist would come if the world united, placing fear in the minds of man. thus the duel interpretation of ‘come out from among them and be ye separate’.

Ain't never been in no duel, but if that's what Christ commands, so be it. LOL, I won't be choosing no pen as my weapon, neither!

Negative: we are divided, we work for ourselves and our little groups, we wage wars killing ourselves, and justify it as population control.

I'm with you. That's why I vote pro-life. Population control is college girl talk. College girls! Don't get me started.

We cant even control ourselves.

I'm not the only one? Hallelujah!

Yet you will continue in your ways, not seeking truth, but continuing to contribute to the evil agendas.

What? I might've lost the thread. Good thing I've got this super thread of string cheese! Cheese comes from cows, and that's no theory, I done saw it with my own eyes!

It is a sad day that I cried, and my voice was not heard, I was given truth of the ages, yet no man would hear. Mans tolerance for truth, and justice has fallen into the hands of misperception. A sad day indeed. Do you know what kind of burden it is to know the truth, and yet nobody wants to hear it? To have met the creator (all one, one infinite being of infinite parts and being all) to receive infinite knowledge of our existence, all forms and motions, when I was once as you were? I was going to be a preacher, I was a newborn Christian, and I was on fire for God. I prayed daily for knowledge and wisdom, then one day I got an unexpected surprise. He gave it to me, but He wasn’t what I thought he was.

Sir, I didn't follow all of that, but I can empathize with the end. It's still sore, in fact.

All truth is become evident, and those things which I thought before turned to dust, made of vanity and foolishness.

Hallelujah! We have a preacher in our midst! Truly, dust we art. Truly, all is vanity, especially the arrogance of men that claim wisdom. God wrote it!

[logician]

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Think of this. If you were an extremely intelligent person who desires to control the world, would you want everybody to know your evil? A clever man, like politicians, would want you to believe they are the good guy. Do you think Satan would come to you with evil plans and just show you them? Probably not. He will give you good things to to, the promise of awards for doing them, all the while accomplishing his goals. People generally have good intentions, unless they are pure evil. so whilst the entire world follows numerous religions, he keeps man divided. Wars happen because of religion. His threat is the antichrist would come if the world united, placing fear in the minds of man. thus the duel interpretation of ‘come out from among them and be ye separate’. He wants us to be divided so we cannot accomplish the goals of God.

Positive: we were created to work together in peace, optimize our resources, gain knowledge, and populate the earth and dominate it.

Negative: we are divided, we work for ourselves and our little groups, we wage wars killing ourselves, and justify it as population control. We cant even control ourselves, and our evil has brought about instabilities in our environment.

Yet you will continue in your ways, not seeking truth, but continuing to contribute to the evil agendas. It is a sad day that I cried, and my voice was not heard, I was given truth of the ages, yet no man would hear. Mans tolerance for truth, and justice has fallen into the hands of misperception. A sad day indeed. Do you know what kind of burden it is to know the truth, and yet nobody wants to hear it? To have met the creator (all one, one infinite being of infinite parts and being all) to receive infinite knowledge of our existence, all forms and motions, when I was once as you were? I was going to be a preacher, I was a newborn Christian, and I was on fire for God. I prayed daily for knowledge and wisdom, then one day I got an unexpected surprise. He gave it to me, but He wasn’t what I thought he was, in fact, he was a thought. No man can see or hear god? Of course not! You cannot see or hear with your physical body senses that which is not physical! If no one else ever believes my words, I will die knowing that I got my prayer answered. All truth is become evident, and those things which I thought before turned to dust, made of vanity and foolishness.

[Mister Brasil]

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Satan will mislead in cunning ways.

That Satan is nothing if not cunning. Course, afore Babel, that didn't mean much. Now it's a source of endless jokes. Why, we've got one girl in quarantine claims that Lucifer hisself sung her praises! I mean, acourse, some serious oral adulation.

[logician]

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my point is that there are lots of religions, and they all say their right. they all have substantial proof that they are right. satan will mislead in cunning ways.

[Mister Brasil]

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Be courteous and wise, because there are 4200 different religions out there just as adamant.

If you'll beg my pardon, sir, I've heard this argument before, and it just don't sit right with me. I don't care about how many adamantine claws this wolverine got. He'll get his justice anyhow.

[Sledge Riprock]

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Enjoy that wonderful string cheese. You should really attempt to read it thoroughly, god will enlighten you.

I believe we use a capital 'G' when referring to the one true God on this forum sir. We also use a capital 'H' when referring to Him or His as well. I think a little politeness is in order. After all, it is a Christian forum.

[logician]

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Thank you for the request, but no thank you, I am satisfied by the name I have chosen. Why would god create a universe, and give us reason and logic if his intent wasn’t for us to collect knowledge of it and how it works? Well? Bold statements of mockery cannot hold a candle to the collection of self-realized knowledge, and the application of it to my daily life, commonly called wisdom. Wisdom is the application of knowledge to ones own life, whether that knowledge is gained by experience, education, or observation. Be courteous and wise, because there are 4200 different religions out there just as adamant. They all say that everybody else is wrong, and their the only ones who are right. “but be not conformed to this world, but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind…” sound familiar? Your acting no different than all the others out there attempting to win over hearts and minds to elite ideologies. Come out from among them and be ye separate…