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  • Sister Sarah
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    • Sep 2008
    • 30

    #16
    Re: Freethinker Hates LBC

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Welcome, Sarah! What a wonderful post!

    Have you been over to the Introductions section? We'd like to know all about you! After all, it seems possible we MAY be spending eternity with you! (To be determined.)
    Thank you. Jesus has been the inspiration for my life.

    I will post an introduction, but I have a question I need answered, first. I'm not sure exactly what Jesus wants me to do about this problem and being a woman, I need men to tell me how to solve it.

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    • Talitha
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      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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      • Sep 2026
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      #17
      Re: Freethinker Hates LBC

      Originally posted by Sister Sarah View Post
      Thank you. Jesus has been the inspiration for my life.

      I will post an introduction, but I have a question I need answered, first. I'm not sure exactly what Jesus wants me to do about this problem and being a woman, I need men to tell me how to solve it.
      You are suffering a split personality?
      Come on, Girly, spit it out.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Freethinker
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        • Aug 2008
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        #18
        Re: Freethinker Hates LBC

        Originally posted by Sister Sarah View Post
        God commands us to hate non believers!
        What scripture are you twisting to come up with that???
        Quit f*u*c*k*i*n*g with my signature you F*U*C*K*I*N*G A*S*S*H*O*L*E*S

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        • Sister Sarah
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          • Sep 2008
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          #19
          Re: Freethinker Hates LBC

          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
          You are suffering a split personality?
          Come on, Girly, spit it out.
          No, no split personality. A person would have to be demon possessed for that and I'm saved, so Jesus won't let that happen to me!

          I did already post my question in the General Church Fellowship forum. I could repost it here, but I think we need to dedicate this thread to trying to save this moron who calls himself "Freethinker."

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          • Freethinker
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            • Aug 2008
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            #20
            Re: "Free"thinker Hates LBC

            I'm not a mooselimb or a moron. I'm an agnostic.

            Don't bother trying to "save" me for you can not save that which is not lost.
            Quit f*u*c*k*i*n*g with my signature you F*U*C*K*I*N*G A*S*S*H*O*L*E*S

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            • Talitha
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              • Sep 2026
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              #21
              Re: "Free"thinker Hates LBC

              Originally posted by Freethinker View Post
              I'm not a mooselimb or a mormon. I'm an agnostic.

              Don't bother trying to "save" me for you can not save that which is not lost.
              It's your Eternal Soul that needs Saving.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Sister Sarah
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                • Sep 2008
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                #22
                Re: "Free"thinker Hates LBC

                Originally posted by Freethinker View Post
                I'm not a mooselimb or a mormon. I'm an agnostic.

                Don't bother trying to "save" me for you can not save that which is not lost.
                You can keep saying that to yourself all you want, but it won't stop God from throwing you into the lake of fire!

                Or you can turn away from your sinful ways and spend eternity with Jesus!

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #23
                  Re: "Free"thinker Hates LBC

                  We're still waiting for your response to this, Feebthinker.
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: Freethinker Hates LBC

                    Originally posted by Sister Sarah View Post
                    . God commands us to hate non believers! We are only doing as Jesus commands! Do you want us to do otherwise?
                    Originally posted by Freethinker View Post
                    What scripture are you twisting to come up with that???
                    "Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them." -- Romans 16:17

                    "Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

                    "Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman." -- 2 Chronicles 15:13
                    Any more questions, heathen scum?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Dr. Santiago Solo
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                      • Dec 2007
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                      #25
                      Re: Freethinker Hates LBC

                      Originally posted by Freethinker View Post
                      I especially like the flat earth thread and the earth not round because it would bend the sunlight making it day all the time. Hint: try looking at the earth's shadow on a crescent moon.
                      Hint, freetarder: The Crescent Moon is not caused by the shadow of the Earth, not even the so-called scientists would say something as stupid as that. You might be thinking about eclipses.
                      Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                      I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                      • Freethinker
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                        • Aug 2008
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                        #26
                        Re: Freethinker Hates LBC

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Any more questions, heathen scum?
                        Another compliment!! Thanks!! So Christian of you!!!
                        Quit f*u*c*k*i*n*g with my signature you F*U*C*K*I*N*G A*S*S*H*O*L*E*S

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                        • Freethinker
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                          • Aug 2008
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                          #27
                          Re: Freethinker Hates LBC

                          Originally posted by Dr. Santiago Solo View Post
                          Hint, freetarder: The Crescent Moon is not caused by the shadow of the Earth, not even the so-called scientists would say something as stupid as that. You might be thinking about eclipses.

                          Your are right, I was thinking of a lunar elipse where the curvature of the sphere shaped earth can clearly be seen against the surface of the moon.

                          Crescent moons are caused by the moon itself being a sphere.
                          Quit f*u*c*k*i*n*g with my signature you F*U*C*K*I*N*G A*S*S*H*O*L*E*S

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                          • Freethinker
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                            • Aug 2008
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                            #28
                            Re: "Free"thinker Hates LBC

                            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                            We're still waiting for your response to this, Feebthinker.
                            I did respond. Before he even posted it.

                            Muslims can be Americans although I dislike them as much as any other religeous group.

                            Am I supposed to respond to another insult?

                            No I am not schizophrenic not do I speak in tounges.

                            I don't have demons in my brain since they don't exist anywhere but in fairytale land.
                            Quit f*u*c*k*i*n*g with my signature you F*U*C*K*I*N*G A*S*S*H*O*L*E*S

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #29
                              Re: Freethinker Hates LBC

                              Originally posted by Freethinker View Post
                              Another compliment!! Thanks!! So Christian of you!!!
                              1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.

                              2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
                              You're welcome. I take that as a compliment, heathen scum.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Dr. Santiago Solo
                                On Permanent Assignment in Peru
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                                • Dec 2007
                                • 860

                                #30
                                Re: Freethinker Hates LBC

                                Originally posted by Freethinker View Post
                                Your are right, I was thinking of a lunar elipse where the curvature of the sphere shaped earth can clearly be seen against the surface of the moon.

                                Crescent moons are caused by the moon itself being a sphere.
                                Earth is not spherical, you deluded fool. Besides the many Bible passages that prove you wrong, the Earth's gravitational field cannot be modelled as a perfect sphere, but you wouldn't know that, you're too busy being sel-righteous and coming to troll this Godly(tm) forum.
                                Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                                I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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