[Basilissa]

Re: Do negroes go to heaven?

Perhaps he's suffered a trauma to the head in an accident, Sister Bas. The only other person I've ever known to hijack every single topic of conversation to talk about himself suffered a trauma to the head in an accident.

I couldn't agree more, Sister, as the poor thing just cannot stop talking about itself.

(self pity party)

Sister Mary, do you think I should spare some time to pray for this poor soul? I would have to divert time from caring for my Capsicum plants, and I cannot decide whether it would be worth it.

[Isabella White]

Re: Do negroes go to heaven?

You know, I did in fact have a head injury, though it was five years back. It was midnight and I slipped to the kitchen, trying not to wake the missus, and I went to the pantry to open a bag of marshmallows to snack on. I tugged and tugged, but the gosh darned bag wouldn't rip. Finally I did get it, and it startled me so much I fell backward and hit my head on the tile. I laid there knocked out cold, marshmallows scattered all around me. It was lesson to next time, crack the fridge ajar to have a bit of light.

Oh, you poor darling, Mr. Huckster! And I suppose that you suffered an additional concussion when the marshmallows hit you?

[upchucker67]

Re: Do negroes go to heaven?

Perhaps he's suffered a trauma to the head in an accident, Sister Bas. The only other person I've ever known to hijack every single topic of conversation to talk about himself suffered a trauma to the head in an accident.

You know, I did in fact have a head injury, though it was five years back. It was midnight and I slipped to the kitchen, trying not to wake the missus, and I went to the pantry to open a bag of marshmallows to snack on. I tugged and tugged, but the gosh darned bag wouldn't rip. Finally I did get it, and it startled me so much I fell backward and hit my head on the tile. I laid there knocked out cold, marshmallows scattered all around me. It was lesson to next time, crack the fridge ajar to have a bit of light.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Do negroes go to heaven?

Have you been drinking, sweetie?

Perhaps he's suffered a trauma to the head in an accident, Sister Bas. The only other person I've ever known to hijack every single topic of conversation to talk about himself suffered a trauma to the head in an accident.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Do negroes go to heaven?

Everyone is a servant of God. We are all beneath Him and only by His Glorious Grace are we tolerated. Some more than others.
All of Gods creatures have a pecking order. God-Pastor Ezekiel-DJT- LBC True Christians(tm)-... you get the idea. I am sure a nigra is on that list but honestly, who has the time to check.

[Basilissa]

Re: Do negroes go to heaven?

Well in that case, maybe I'm subtlety the greatest here, by proxy of my determined honorary Negro status, and thus, I will serving the rest of you good folk, thereby assuring my place in Heaven by default?

Matthew 23:11

But he that is greatest among you shall be your servant.

Matthew 20:26

But it shall not be so among you: but whosoever will be great among you, let him be your minister;

Have you been drinking, sweetie?

Our Department of Faith has not resolved yet whether you have a chance of Salvation at all, so please keep your megalomania at bay.

However: it is good that you are finally beginning to read the Word of God. This is great news and I do encourage you to do it more often. Pearls of Biblical wisdom are way more precious than whatever your brain can come up with.

The next step is to start reading it in context. In Matthew 23, I would like to call your attention to the following verses:

Matthew 23:8 But be not ye called Rabbi: for one is your Master, even Christ; and all ye are brethren.

So, those who love Christ are all equals.

Now, let's have a look at Matthew 20:

Matthew 20:25-27
25 But Jesus called them unto him, and said, Ye know that the princes of the Gentiles exercise dominion over them, and they that are great exercise authority upon them.
26 But it shall not be so among you: but whosoever will be great among you, let him be your minister;
27 And whosoever will be chief among you, let him be your servant:

Take note of the tense used. Jesus is not saying this is what will happen sometime in the future (whether in this world or in the next). He is ordering His disciples (that is us True Christians™) to practice humility by serving each other (emphasis on "each other," that means no mingling with the unsaved). Just like Jesus led by example by washing the feet of his disciples (I do hope they pre-washed them first!), we True Christians™ happily serve each other, and let me tell you, that we find much pleasure in this endeavor.

[upchucker67]

Re: Do negroes go to heaven?

^

I'm being facetious, of course, I don't mean to get "uppity." (Please, don't infract me! ) I know the road to Heaven is narrow, no good work on my offer can really suffice.
Matthew 7:14
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.




Side note: I've been really getting into Matthew lately.

[upchucker67]

Re: Do negroes go to heaven?

Well in that case, maybe I'm subtlety the greatest here, by proxy of my determined honorary Negro status, and thus, I will serving the rest of you good folk, thereby assuring my place in Heaven by default?

Matthew 23:11

But he that is greatest among you shall be your servant.


Matthew 20:26


But it shall not be so among you: but whosoever will be great among you, let him be your minister;

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Do negroes go to heaven?

Servants are needed in Heaven, so I imagine some are permitted through the back gate discreetly out of view from the normal queue.

This is a good illustration of the importance of reading the Holy Bible - to avoid making up stuff because it sounds good to your personal racist perspective. The True Christian™ is not of this world (John 17:16), so the moral fashions that come and go in time among the Spiritually Walking Dead hold no interest for us. Instead, we are citizens of Heaven (Philippians 3:20-21), and walk in the righteousness of the LORD (Romans 8:4-6). The color of a man's skin is of no concern to us, dear. Even the lesser races glorify the LORD, which is, after all, the only thing we care about.

While you will find no Bible verses pertaining to house or yard staff in Heaven, no talk of who will be the servants to whom, in your studies you will learn there will be no more tears in Heaven, no more pain, and no more sorrow (Revelation 21:4). Why, this is how we know we will not feel sadness upon the knowledge that our loved ones who reject Christ will be burning in the Lake of Fire, writhing in unspeakable pain for all eternity (Revelation 20:10)!

We even know specifics, such as the fact that there is no sea (Revelation 21:1), it is 1500 square miles (Revelation 21:16), and filled with the brilliance of costly stones and crystal clear jasper (Revelation 21:11). Heaven has exactly twelve gates (Revelation 21:12) and twelve foundations (Revelation 21:14). The paradise of the Garden of Eden is restored, the river of the water of life flows freely and the tree of life is available once again, yielding fruit monthly with leaves that "heal the nations" (Revelation 22:1-2). There will be no need for dieting, as we will not require food (Romans 14:17). This will no doubt settle the uncomfortable question about toilets in Heaven and who would work the sewage system - no food means no sewage. And with no work to be done because we will be praising Jesus for every minute into eternity, it hardly makes sense to imagine the nightmare scenario of governing a listless unnecessary servant staff for all that time.

[upchucker67]

Re: Do negroes go to heaven?

1. That poop-related insinuation of yours was plain gross.

Thank you for removing it. Seeing it made me wince. Nonetheless, I pressed forward with my polite, concise scenario to Mr. Stanford. I agree, less said about poop, the better.

[Basilissa]

Re: Do negroes go to heaven?

Why should God let non-Europeans, non-Americans, non-white South Africans, non-Aussies and non-Kiwis into heaven?

1. That poop-related insinuation of yours was plain gross. I understand that's what on your mind, but some of us read these forums after eating, so please spare us.

2. So in your perverted view, non-white South Africans don't belong in heaven but Kenyans, Ethiopians, and citizens of whatever other countries are in Africa do? That's not even racist - that's just plain weird.

3. Open the Bible and read Galatians 3:28-29. Also, ponder upon Acts 8:26-40. And remember that the only requirement to be admitted to Heaven is spelled out in John 3:16-18.

Now, while it is true that non-white people have a higher probability of belonging to false religions and therefore hellbound, please try to remember Matthew 7:3. While it is true that most brown people will be roasting in Hell, there also will be plenty of white people - quite possibly including yourself. I doubt Satan will provide you segregated accommodations.

[upchucker67]

Re: Do negroes go to heaven?

Servants are needed in Heaven, so I imagine some are permitted through the back gate discreetly out of view from the normal queue.

[Diesel Stanford]

Re: Do negroes go to heaven?

Why should God let non-Europeans, non-Americans, non-white South Africans, non-Aussies and non-Kiwis into heaven?

I even wonder how they got so brown. Do they <<<ewww, gross!>>>?


"Thou shalt have a place also without the camp, whither thou shalt go forth abroad: And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee" Deuteronomy 23:12-13

[Diesel Stanford]

Re: Do negroes go to heaven?

I have sinned long ago.


Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God. 1 John 3:9


Sincerely, Jakub D.

Young man, you have proven yourself to be mentally ill. Thanks for quoting a Bible verse, but Satan has done the same.


You claim to be without sin but there is zero evidence for that. You attack America and claim that they stole from middle Europeans, but you have shown even less evidence for that. If you are not deceived, I do not know who is deceived then. Good that God's favourite forum at least removed the picture of what you call "a car". Praise God!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Do negroes go to heaven?

At least Jesse doesn't sin.

He is a nigra. Shuffle footed, lazy and a pie stealer. They all are . Show me a nappy headed spear chucker and I'll show you a sinner!
God put these creatures on His Perfect Earth© so as to show us all His Majesty and remind decent folk how fortunate we are to be His Favorite people.