Please help this Lady

[SecondClown]

I fear that this very dedicated worshipper may be subject to the foul corruption of satan. as attached you can see the proof that I have discovered. Please for her own sake, pray for these demons to be cast back into the brimstone and fires of.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Please help this Lady

I fear that this very dedicated worshipper may be subject to the foul corruption of satan. as attached you can see the proof that I have discovered. Please for her own sake, pray for these demons to be cast back into the brimstone and fires of.

You call that an introduction? You are very rude.

[Ryan Joyner]

Re: Please help this Lady

I fear that this very dedicated worshipper may be subject to the foul corruption of satan. as attached you can see the proof that I have discovered. Please for her own sake, pray for these demons to be cast back into the brimstone and fires of.

I will pray for that poor soul and hope she gets the help she needs

[SecondClown]

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You call that an introduction? You are very rude.

I am sorry but this is not an introduction. Because I am a new member I cannot make any other form of post. I express some genuine concern for this woman and I had to speak up to try and help before it is too late.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Please help this Lady

I am sorry but this is not an introduction. Because I am a new member I cannot make any other form of post. I express some genuine concern for this woman and I had to speak up to try and help before it is too late.

I rebuke you, arrogant wretch that you are.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Please help this Lady

I fear that this very dedicated worshipper may be subject to the foul corruption of satan. as attached you can see the proof that I have discovered. Please for her own sake, pray for these demons to be cast back into the brimstone and fires of.

You needn't worry, dear. I have my Official Certificate of Salvation, signed by Pastor Zeke himself, neatly tucked away in my safe with all my other most valuable documents. You see, when my Salvation was secured by Christ, He made a promise to me to never forsake me (John 10:28). I will hold Him to His Promise, for I know He is good for it, so long as I never fail to Love and Obey Him (Deuteronomy 7:9).

[handmaiden]

Re: Please help this Lady

I fear that this very dedicated worshipper may be subject to the foul corruption of satan. as attached you can see the proof that I have discovered. Please for her own sake, pray for these demons to be cast back into the brimstone and fires of.

May I direct you to Luke 6:42? It's also in Matthew 7. That's two out of four Gospels, so there.


Either how canst thou say to thy brother, Brother, let me pull out the mote that is in thine eye, when thou thyself beholdest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of thine own eye, and then shalt thou see clearly to pull out the mote that is in thy brother's eye.


It's also in Matthew 7. That's two out of four Gospels, so there. I'm not sure why Mark and John left out that bit, but I'm sure that God had a good reason.


Maybe Mark and John were taking up the collection plate or handling crowd control that day when Jesus said that thing about motes and beams. Who knows, really? They might have just been in the bathroom.