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  • Hello, Landover!

    Hello members of Landover! I am a proud new member branching from Ray Charles County, SA. I am a pastor, and I enjoy preaching.



    I go to Ray Charles Academy Church and my favorite Bible Verse is as follows:


    "Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will."


    I came to find Jesus when I was 16, troubled and dark. I smoked, drank and, worst of all, was a Satanist. I listened to metal, and sacrificed beings to Satan. I decided to clean myself up at 18. I joined RC Community College and have been with Jesus ever since. 15 years sober.




    Thank you for taking the time to read my story!

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    Re: Hello, Landover!

    Originally posted by GrimmR34PER View Post
    Hello members of Landover! I am a proud new member branching from Ray Charles County, SA. I am a pastor, and I enjoy preaching.

    I go to Ray Charles Academy Church and my favorite Bible Verse is as follows:

    "Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will."

    I came to find Jesus when I was 16, troubled and dark. I smoked, drank and, worst of all, was a Satanist. I listened to metal, and sacrificed beings to Satan. I decided to clean myself up at 18. I joined RC Community College and have been with Jesus ever since. 15 years sober.

    Thank you for taking the time to read my story!
    Greeting, Mr. Grimm,

    Romans 12:2 is indeed a nice verse but isn't it so much better in its original, KJV form?

    Romans 12:2
    And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.


    How are you fighting against the swarm of sodomites that tries to seduce our boys and men away from any chance for Salvation? How's begetting?

    An unrelated issue: Why does your generation continuously replace Godly letters with numbers? Is there a sinister plan behind this that we (and you) are unaware of? I'm, obviously, referring to your username, whose legibility is not top-grade.


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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      Re: Hello, Landover!

      South Africa has a Ray Charles County?

      Whodda thunk?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        Re: Hello, Landover!

        Originally posted by GrimmR34PER View Post
        Hello members of Landover! I am a proud new member branching from Ray Charles County, SA. I am a pastor, and I enjoy preaching.



        I go to Ray Charles Academy Church and my favorite Bible Verse is as follows:


        "Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will."

        I came to find Jesus when I was 16, troubled and dark. I smoked, drank and, worst of all, was a Satanist. I listened to metal, and sacrificed beings to Satan. I decided to clean myself up at 18. I joined RC Community College and have been with Jesus ever since. 15 years sober.




        Thank you for taking the time to read my story!
        Hi, welcome to the site, I'm new here as well. This is a great place.

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