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Re: Alright lads
No. But the Bible can. Read it and come back in a year.1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.Comment
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Mate, I tried but it was so boring.Comment
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Well Hell is going to be a lot of fun then. Enjoy it!
By the way: the Bibles is full with stories of murder, genocide, abortions, rape, incest, and other forms in which God shows the love for His people and His hate for almost anyone else. Give it a try.1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.Comment
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Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.sigpic
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Right, I'll give it another shot and come back here in the future.Cheers, lads.Comment
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Toodle-oo! Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!Originally posted by God backwards is Dog View Post
You weren't welcome here anyway, unsaved trash.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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