I have recently found the truth thanks to the teachings of this church praise God!
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Re: Hello there!
Originally posted by Varnak View PostI have recently found the truth thanks to the teachings of this church praise God!
Oh GLORY TO GOD, Mr. (?) Miss (?) Varnak! Surely the angels are rejoicing right now (Luke 15:10). However, perhaps you missed the part about this being an Introduction Thread and all - where the words below are found quite clearly:
"The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."
We would love to rejoice with the angels, but it's so hard to do so until we know more about you. I trust you'll correct this oversight quickly so the Pastors and Brothers and Sisters of the Church can help edify your spirit with our 100 percent accurate and steadfast Bible teachings.
BrotherLarryProverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.Amen and Amen
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Re: Hello there!
Varnak, you say you've found the truth due to the teachings of this church, but don't believe I've seen you in church even once.
Please be sure to say hi the next time you attend one of our services.WARNING:
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