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  • KylieMinogueSlays
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • May 2017
    • 1

    #1

    Hi, I'm KylieMinogueSlays

    Hey y'all! I love Kylie Minogue and Jesus. :-) I'm am A good Christian and I love Jesus!! I'm frum the great state of Missurie and I support TRUMP 2016 and 2020!! #HiluryForPrisn I love AMERICA and I hate anything un-American!! That goes for Gays and Muslimbs

    See Y'all around
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Hi, I'm KylieMinogueSlays

    Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! Tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible Verse is, and how you came to find Jesus!

    We are happy to fellowship with like-minded Christians, and enjoy helping each other out as the Bible instructs (Acts 20:35). You might find this helpful.


    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: Hi, I'm KylieMinogueSlays

      Wouldn't Kylie Minogue's music be better if it glorified Jesus?

      Jesus, your lovin' is all I think about
      I just can't get you out of my head
      Jesus, it's more than I dare to think about.


      Can you finish that song for me?
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Sister Rebecca
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 390

        #4
        Re: Hi, I'm KylieMinogueSlays

        Originally posted by KylieMinogueSlays View Post
        Hey y'all! I love Kylie Minogue and Jesus.
        How dare unsaved trash come here spouting how you love some chippie female as much as you love Dear Baby Jesus? As for the rest of your blah blah blah garbage, it seems as if you are simply trying to score points with the True Christians™ here by saying what you think we want to hear. Spewing our values out as if they are your own. Well, trash lover, you need to rethink your pitiful introduction and tell us something real about yourself or get lost. Unsaved Unwelcome®!
        Jesus is watching you masturbate.

        Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.

        numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe

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        • Bubba Buck
          Toilet Biter
          • Sep 2016
          • 273

          #5
          Re: Hi, I'm KylieMinogueSlays

          In KylieMinogueSlays' defense, she does support Donald Trump so I cannot argue with that. Maybe it's me being locked up for thirty days but I do not have the slightest idea who Kylie Minogue is. Anyhow, welcome to the forums.

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          • whydochristianshate
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • May 2017
            • 7

            #6
            Re: Hi, I'm KylieMinogueSlays

            Originally posted by Sister Rebecca View Post
            How dare unsaved trash come here spouting how you love some chippie female as much as you love Dear Baby Jesus? As for the rest of your blah blah blah garbage, it seems as if you are simply trying to score points with the True Christians™ here by saying what you think we want to hear. Spewing our values out as if they are your own. Well, trash lover, you need to rethink your pitiful introduction and tell us something real about yourself or get lost. Unsaved Unwelcome®!
            i agree! and why is jesus watching me masturbate? didn't know he was a pedo who like child pornography lol

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            • Elmer G. White
              Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
              Victim of atheist scientific persecution
               
              • Apr 2014
              • 10274

              #7
              Re: Hi, I'm KylieMinogueSlays

              Originally posted by whydochristianshate View Post
              why is jesus watching me masturbate?
              Jesus sees everything all the time, and that is why He cannot avoid perceiving also the more repulsive things that take place on earth.

              1. He's God.
              • John 10:30 - I and my Father are one.
              2. He sees everything.
              • Hebrews 4:13 - Neither is there any creature that is not manifest in his sight: but all things are naked and opened unto the eyes of him with whom we have to do.


              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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              • BrotherLarry
                Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2014
                • 2266

                #8
                Re: Hi, I'm KylieMinogueSlays

                Brother Dr. Professor Elmer,


                It took me a while to get used to the Lord looking at me naked all the time when I first accepted Jesus as Savior, but I was able to reconcile it after realizing He created me, so He knows how He blessed my near-perfect human form. Although I am not one to brag, The Lord certainly took time to ensure every sinewy muscle and well-placed bone was of absolute precision and handsomeness.


                Our original poster here has said nothing that leads me to greet her, despite my Christian love for all. I appreciate Miss Minogue's music in that it is danceable and doesn't overtly cause me to revel in sinful lust. Still, Miss Minogue doesn't and wouldn't "slay" anything or anyone. I do not like to use the vernacular because our Lord wants us to be pure and mindful of our Christian witness in everything we do - and, of course, I always am pleasing in His sight.


                I question whether our guest here has completely embraced the fullness with which we serve our omniscient and omnipotent Creator. Initial assessment: nope.


                BrotherLarry
                PS: Are you ever going to grade final papers and exams?
                Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                Amen and Amen

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                • Dissily Mordentroge

                  #9
                  Re: Hi, I'm KylieMinogueSlays

                  Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
                  Brother Dr. Professor Elmer,


                  It took me a while to get used to the Lord looking at me naked all the time when I first accepted Jesus as Savior, but I was able to reconcile it after realizing He created me, so He knows how He blessed my near-perfect human form. Although I am not one to brag, The Lord certainly took time to ensure every sinewy muscle and well-placed bone was of absolute precision and handsomeness.


                  Our original poster here has said nothing that leads me to greet her, despite my Christian love for all. I appreciate Miss Minogue's music in that it is danceable and doesn't overtly cause me to revel in sinful lust. Still, Miss Minogue doesn't and wouldn't "slay" anything or anyone. I do not like to use the vernacular because our Lord wants us to be pure and mindful of our Christian witness in everything we do - and, of course, I always am pleasing in His sight.


                  I question whether our guest here has completely embraced the fullness with which we serve our omniscient and omnipotent Creator. Initial assessment: nope.


                  BrotherLarry
                  PS: Are you ever going to grade final papers and exams?
                  I'm amazed upon joining this forum to stumble across a discussion about Kylie Monogue. One aspect of her performances has always interested me. Despite her chosen repertoire, salacious lyrics and at times immodest attire there's to my eye always someting innocent and pure about her performances not matter how hard she's trying to appear raunchy. An interesting contradiction is it not.?

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                  • WilliamJenningsBryan
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 9384

                    #10
                    Re: Hi, I'm KylieMinogueSlays

                    I must confess I didn't know anything about this Kylie Minogue, and had to look her up - only to discover she's some kind of Austrian.

                    All I can say is make sure she stays in Austria - the last thing we need is another Judy Garland type for all the homers to fawn over. Maybe a strong bull dyke type like Angela Merkel will take a liking to her.

                    Kylie Minogue

                    . . . .

                    Minogue is regarded as a gay icon, which she has encouraged with comments including "I am not a traditional gay icon. There's been no tragedy in my life, only tragic outfits" and "My gay audience has been with me from the beginning ... they kind of adopted me." Minogue has explained that she first became aware of her gay audience in 1988, when several drag queens performed to her music at a Sydney pub, and she later saw a similar show in Melbourne. She said that she felt "very touched" to have such an "appreciative crowd", and this encouraged her to perform at gay venues throughout the world, as well as headlining the 1994 Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras. Minogue has one of the largest gay followings in the world. Minogue's sister, Dannii, also has a large gay following and has been regarded as a gay icon. In September 2007, Kylie Minogue was hailed the greatest gay icon of all time by The Sun.

                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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                    • Dissily Mordentroge

                      #11
                      Re: Hi, I'm KylieMinogueSlays

                      Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                      I must confess I didn't know anything about this Kylie Minogue, and had to look her up - only to discover she's some kind of Austrian.

                      All I can say is make sure she stays in Austria - the last thing we need is another Judy Garland type for all the homers to fawn over. Maybe a strong bull dyke type like Angela Merkel will take a liking to her.
                      There's a difference between Austria and Australia and many, many thousands of miles.
                      As to your strange speculations on Ms Minogue's audience and your totally innacurate comparison of her with Judy Garland I"m speechless.
                      How you manage to imagine Kylie Minogue attracting Angela Merkel is also beyond me but may I say your erotic imagination is something you should think long and hard about - that is if you can avoid getting get too excited.
                      Possibly meditation upon Psalm 78.18 may help.

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                      • Thomas Taylor
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 1486

                        #12
                        Re: Hi, I'm KylieMinogueSlays

                        Originally posted by Dissily Mordentroge View Post
                        There's a difference between Austria and Australia and many, many thousands of miles.
                        As to your strange speculations on Ms Minogue's audience and your totally innacurate comparison of her with Judy Garland I"m speechless.
                        How you manage to imagine Kylie Minogue attracting Angela Merkel is also beyond me but may I say your erotic imagination is something you should think long and hard about - that is if you can avoid getting get too excited.
                        Possibly meditation upon Psalm 78.18 may help.

                        Dear Miss Dissily,


                        Your insinuations about the character of a True Christian Gentleman like Mr. Jennings Bryan are not appreciated and your dirt bird talk of his proclivities are, to be honest, disgusting.


                        Instead of him meditating maybe you should try it sometime:
                        2 Timothy 3:16


                        “All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:”



                        I think you may have forgotten to write an introduction. It might be a good idea if you did. Now, you can chose to ignore me or, you can listen. But that is your choice.


                        YIC
                        TT
                        Isaiah 66:15

                        For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                        • Dissily Mordentroge

                          #13
                          Re: Hi, I'm KylieMinogueSlays

                          Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
                          Dear Miss Dissily,


                          Your insinuations about the character of a True Christian Gentleman like Mr. Jennings Bryan are not appreciated and your dirt bird talk of his proclivities are, to be honest, disgusting.


                          Instead of him meditating maybe you should try it sometime:
                          2 Timothy 3:16


                          “All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:”



                          I think you may have forgotten to write an introduction. It might be a good idea if you did. Now, you can chose to ignore me or, you can listen. But that is your choice.


                          YIC
                          TT
                          What 'true Christain gentleman' allows their imagination to wander into a sexual sewer of their own imagining ?
                          As to ignoring you I'll go one further, I'll ignore this entire forum given my brief time here has revealled this place to be a lunatic asylum.

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                          • Thomas Taylor
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2012
                            • 1486

                            #14
                            Re: Hi, I'm KylieMinogueSlays

                            Originally posted by Dissily Mordentroge View Post
                            What 'true Christain gentleman' allows their imagination to wander into a sexual sewer of their own imagining ?
                            As to ignoring you I'll go one further, I'll ignore this entire forum given my brief time here has revealled this place to be a lunatic asylum.

                            Dear Miss Troll,


                            You are extremely arrogant for a child. You should take a leaf from the Good Book (KJV 1611).


                            1 Samuel 2:3


                            “Talk no more so exceeding proudly; let not arrogancy come out of your mouth: for the LORD is a God of knowledge, and by him actions are weighed.”


                            Proverbs 8:13


                            “The fear of the LORD is to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate.”



                            As you can see, my ditzy little troge, God is not too keen on arrogance. Maybe you should rein yourself in just a little bit.


                            A word of advice. If you are nice people are nice back. It's a two way street.


                            TIC
                            TT
                            Isaiah 66:15

                            For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                            • WilliamJenningsBryan
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 9384

                              #15
                              Re: Hi, I'm KylieMinogueSlays

                              Originally posted by Dissily Mordentroge View Post
                              There's a difference between Austria and Australia and many, many thousands of miles.
                              As to your strange speculations on Ms Minogue's audience and your totally innacurate comparison of her with Judy Garland I"m speechless.
                              How you manage to imagine Kylie Minogue attracting Angela Merkel is also beyond me but may I say your erotic imagination is something you should think long and hard about - that is if you can avoid getting get too excited.
                              Possibly meditation upon Psalm 78.18 may help.
                              We here at Landover Baptist would be the first to admit to the shortcomings of using Wikipedia as a source, but you don't seem to be challenging their reporting on Ms. Minogue's audience.

                              I submit the following picture - and it certainly doesn't suggest that she's singing Siegfried's love duet with Brünnhilde from Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen at the Bayreuth Festival does it?

                              Is it leather or cheap imitation latex - it really doesn't matter. It's "kinky" enough to attract the German perversion crowd, and the only thing missing is the nazi regalia (swastikas, iron crosses, etc.) to keep her from being ejected due to present Austrian laws forbidding such accessorizing.

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                              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                              ...and get off my lawn
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