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  • Roland
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    Re: Adeptus Astartes now Ineptus Astartes

    Originally posted by Ineptus Ass-burger-es View Post
    I don't like pink. [...].
    Hi Ass-burger-es,

    Then you might be running out off luck. On this forum most are welcome. Even people like me. Acting like an ass hole might result in a swift kick in the butt. I hope you can respect that?

    As an alternative you could be a bit more polite, shed some of your ego and be a part of this community.

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  • Ineptus Ass-burger-es
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    Re: Adeptus Astartes now Ineptus Astartes

    Originally posted by Roland View Post
    That is not an answer to the question I asked. I would like the answers to those questions though. As I am a polite person I will answer your question. This forum is protected by JesOS™. You and I have no influence on what gets posted or the appearance of our user name.
    I don't like pink. If you think I am lassie, then your wrong or are you being deliberately obtuse with me (Thats a quote from Handmaiden).

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  • handmaiden
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    Re: Adeptus Astartes now Ineptus Astartes

    Originally posted by Ineptus Astartes View Post
    I don't do take-away food, sorry. Its eat here or get lost.
    Now you are being deliberately obtuse. Am I supposed to be impressed by your cleverness? If you cited a verse from the Bible and discussed its function and value in our current day and age I would be impressed.

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  • Ineptus Ass-burger-es
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    Re: Adeptus Astartes now Ineptus Astartes

    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
    Because that's the take away here?
    I don't do take-away food, sorry. Its eat here or get lost.

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  • Roland
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    Re: Adeptus Astartes now Ineptus Astartes

    Originally posted by Ineptus Astartes View Post
    Did you do this?
    That is not an answer to the question I asked. I would like the answers to those questions though. As I am a polite person I will answer your question. This forum is protected by JesOS™. You and I have no influence on what gets posted or the appearance of our user name.

    Kind regards,

    Roland

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  • Ineptus Ass-burger-es
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    Re: Adeptus Astartes now Ineptus Astartes

    Originally posted by Roland View Post
    I don´t think so. Perhaps you can explain why you think this is so and why you seem to shy away from the colour pink?
    Did you do this?

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  • handmaiden
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    Re: Adeptus Astartes now Ineptus Astartes

    Originally posted by Ineptus Astartes View Post
    Its not a poem. Thats a speech.
    Because that's the take away here?

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  • Ineptus Ass-burger-es
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    Re: Adeptus Astartes now Ineptus Astartes

    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
    Dear I.A.:

    I don't know if it was you or the people who wrote your silly poem who went about naming things without knowing what they actually meant, but the whole thing reminds me of a story I once heard.
    Its not a poem. Thats a speech.

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  • handmaiden
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    Dear I.A.:

    I don't know if it was you or the people who wrote your silly poem who went about naming things without knowing what they actually meant, but the whole thing reminds me of a story I once heard.


    A woman once had a daughter named Chlamydia. She said that her doctor said something about it to her during a pre-natal exam and she liked the sound of it so much she named the baby that when she was born.

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  • Ineptus Ass-burger-es
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    Re: Adeptus Astartes now Ineptus Astartes

    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    You even quote where you imagine them 'giving themselves' to you. YIC
    This is a quote from the Emperor. I should of added his name at the bottom of the speech.

    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    see, the homersexualists prey upon the young minded, those fixated with the images of the action mans and the GI Joes YIC
    This is called sexualization, you may not like it, but sex sells. it happens upon both genders, as people don't want to see something ugly.

    I read the rest of this, but you seem to use words or phrase from the universe itself. The eye of terror for sure is from that universe. Interesting.

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  • Roland
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    Re: Adeptus Astartes now Ineptus Astartes

    Originally posted by Ineptus Astartes View Post
    Is this a joke?
    I don´t think so. Perhaps you can explain why you think this is so and why you seem to shy away from the colour pink?

    Kind regards,

    Roland

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  • Ineptus Ass-burger-es
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    Re: Adeptus Astartes now Ineptus Astartes

    Originally posted by Roland View Post
    Hello Astartes,

    Don´t you think it is nice that the Christians accommodate to your gender?
    Is this a joke?

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  • Roland
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    Re: Adeptus Astartes now Ineptus Astartes

    Originally posted by Ineptus Astartes View Post
    My name is now pink! What does this mean!
    Hello Astartes,

    Don´t you think it is nice that the Christians accommodate to your gender?

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Re: Adeptus Astartes now Ineptus Astartes

    Originally posted by Ineptus Astartes View Post
    Also, Astarte may be the god of sex/love and fertility, but she is also the god of WAR. The Adeptus Astartes are based around WAR, not sex or love or fertility.

    "They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves
    to me.
    Like clay I shall mould them and in the furnace of war
    I shall forge them.
    They shall be of iron will and steely sinew.
    In great armour I shall clad them and with the mightiest weapons shall they be armed.
    They will be untouched by plague or disease; no sickness shall blight them.
    They shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that no foe will best them in battle.
    They are my bulwark against the Terror.
    They are the Defenders of Humanity.
    They are my Space Marines
    ...and they shall know no fear."
    Young man, you seem awfully fixated with soldiers. You even quote where you imagine them 'giving themselves' to you.

    This is a Christian site for Christian people: we will have no homererotism here!

    My clean limbed nephew often comes to this site when I supervise and the last thing I want him to read is your fantasies about soldiers giving themselves to you!

    Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
    Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

    You see, the homersexualists prey upon the young minded, those fixated with the images of the action mans and the GI Joes

    I've seen the pictures in the shops of men with big guns and even bigger biceps standing proud on hills amidst depictions of slaughter.

    This is simply Satan's way of luring naive, clean limbed young youths with barely the softest downiest fluff on they're buttery cheeks into antics of the anal variety that don't bear thinking about.

    I certainly don't want my eager, firm thighed nephew reading about that.

    I shall pray that you can put all thoughts of this chaos behind you: it warps youths minds and like a bolt to the brain it turns them into drooling daemonic homersexualists perverts.

    You are in a storm of images of man-sex and Satan's baleful eye of terror is upon you.

    Please read the Bible(KJV1611) immediately: lest Satan claim you as his chaotic spawn.

    YIC

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  • Ineptus Ass-burger-es
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    Re: Adeptus Astartes now Ineptus Astartes

    My name is now pink! What does this mean!

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