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  • Father Mugambe
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    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2017
    • 2

    #1

    Introduction

    Hello fellow christians! i have not formally introduced myself on these forums before so i will do so now. My name is Onnab Mugambe, i am a banana farmer / washer as well as a priest for the Leer Baptist Church in South Sudan. I learned english as well as business at the University Of Juba to better my banana business, currently i am number 3 exporter of potassium in whole of South Sudan. I found the lord christ when my oldest son got captured by local child rapist, Jamal. This inspired me to find christ as the tough times caused me to go into a deep depression. Through the power of my favourite bible chapter Leviticus 18 and 20. I love these bible versus because i know that it doesnt matter how black i am, at least i am not a hommous.

    Many good will, Father Mugambe
  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #2
    Re: Introduction

    Thank you, Robert Mugabe, for that stirring witness!

    Tell me, have you got got your son back from Jamal?
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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #3
      Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by Father Mugambe View Post
      priest for the Leer Baptist Church
      Interesting. Apparently urban thugs can call themselves "Baptists" now while using papist hogwash like calling the "priests" "father".


      Matthew 23:9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.


      Sorry, "Father" Magumbo. We follow THE BIBLE here.
      Posted via Prayer

      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

      Blogging for CHRIST!
      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
      On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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