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  • GodSocksDevilLocks
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2017
    • 5

    #1

    Hello everyone, i'm GodSocksDevilLocks

    It's nice to meet y'all, and hopefully, I can get closer to Jesus Christ and God, after I've strayed from the right path.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Hello everyone, i'm GodSocksDevilLocks

    Originally posted by GodSocksDevilLocks View Post
    It's nice to meet y'all, and hopefully, I can get closer to Jesus Christ and God, after I've strayed from the right path.
    Hello! I see by your username you like to write poetry. We have a thriving poetry sub-forum for faithful sonneteers, but I will warn you that Brother Larry is pretty darn impressive! Don't be intimidated though. Just jump in and try your best! And welcome!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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