It's nice to meet y'all, and hopefully, I can get closer to Jesus Christ and God, after I've strayed from the right path.
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Re: Hello everyone, i'm GodSocksDevilLocks
Hello! I see by your username you like to write poetry. We have a thriving poetry sub-forum for faithful sonneteers, but I will warn you that Brother Larry is pretty darn impressive! Don't be intimidated though. Just jump in and try your best! And welcome!Originally posted by GodSocksDevilLocks View PostIt's nice to meet y'all, and hopefully, I can get closer to Jesus Christ and God, after I've strayed from the right path.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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