[Mary Etheldreda]

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You seem a decent fellow, Mr. Spinifex. Welcome to our friendly forums!

[Red Spinifex]

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But, of course, that is the sort of people we Austrians are--givers.

And we pay for our generosity, too, for it is often abused. Look at the Abos, the dole-bludging & criminal whites of the lowest of the lower orders, and, of course, the so-called "refugees" and "asylum seekers," who are in fact nothing more than illegal immigrants.


All these parasites and leeches are living off the hard work of the few decent Christian men and women left in this country. Here in Austria, it is social-welfare socialism at its worst!

Ecclesiastes 10:18: By much slothfulness the building decayeth; and through idleness of the hands the house droppeth through.

Slothfulness, idleness, laziness in all its forms of parasitic and leeching idlers and lay-abouts are causing the building that is Austria to decayeth!

[Red Spinifex]

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You seem a decent fellow, Mr. Spinifex. Welcome to our friendly forums!

Thank you, madam! I try to be decent, as a True Christian™ ought to be decent. Though not myself a trade-marked True Christian™ as yet, I am doing my best to emulate the Way of the True Christian™ by patterning myself on the many True Christians™ here on the L.B.C. Forums.

Even in the short time I have been here, I have learnt much from the trade-marked True Christians™ of the Landover Baptist Church. One day in the future, it is my hope, I, too, shall be a True Christian™ of the Church and not just a Forum Member.

Once more, madam, thank you for giving me a warm welcome to the L.B.C. Forums. I am most grateful.

[Red Spinifex]

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Dear Austrian Friend,

We understand very well if it is at first hard or impossible to use Jesus's Favorite Orthography while a sinner is still struggling with the inner demons. We do have many ex-Brits and ex-Austrians who have mastered the American language and we are sure that this will not be a problem for you in the long run. In fact, sometimes it is good to have a person available who can understand the "mates", "Sheilas", and "boiled Billies" and communicate with newcomers who are members of the Lake Eyre Yacht Club.

2 Corinthians 11:26
In journeyings often, in perils of waters, in perils of robbers, in perils by mine own countrymen, in perils by the heathen, in perils in the city, in perils in the wilderness, in perils in the sea, in perils among false brethren;

Have you already been begetting successfully in the midst of the Spinifex grassland? How do you share the Good Message among the Heathens of the Austrian desert and the Uluru idol?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Dear Prof. E. G. White:

Be assured, sir, that I have not forgotten your excellent and worthwhile questions. As they are of such a deep-penetrating, far-reaching nature, as I have indicated before, I cannot answer them in one short post. To provide answers worthy of your questions, I must answer them in depth and in some detail. But answered they most assuredly shall be! Fret not!

Sincerely yours in Christ,

R. D. Z. Spinifex, Saturday, June 24, 2017, Newtown, N.S.W., Austria

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Dear Prof. E. G. White:

Be assured, sir, that I have not forgotten your excellent and worthwhile questions. As they are of such a deep-penetrating, far-reaching nature, as I have indicated before, I cannot answer them in one short post. To provide answers worthy of your questions, I must answer them in depth and in some detail. But answered they most assuredly shall be! Fret not!

Sincerely yours in Christ,

R. D. Z. Spinifex, Saturday, June 24, 2017, Newtown, N.S.W., Austria

The font is still very gay, and I have some reservations. Why not use the wonderful and God-approved text that we all use?

Why do you feel the need to be different, if you love God?

Are you trying to make some kind of statement?

God wrote in a simple font, in American, that anyone can understand. God's text is not good enough for you?

In Christ

[Red Spinifex]

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The font is still very gay, and I have some reservations. Why not use the wonderful and God-approved text that we all use?

Why do you feel the need to be different, if you love God?

Are you trying to make some kind of statement?

God wrote in a simple font, in American, that anyone can understand. God's text is not good enough for you?

In Christ

Dear Br. Harold Porter:

I must respectfully disagree, sir, with your erroneous observations and your wrongheaded rebuke.

How, pray tell, can a font, which is a printing type set & something inanimate, be gay? I thought only human beings, and perhaps some furry animals, are gay.

Do you mean the printing typeface, that is, font, that I use, italicized Courier New, is ostentatious, that is, too elaborate &/or too ornamental?

Does God specify which printing typeface a True Christian™ ought to use in his posts? If so, where is it in Holy Scripture? What and where is the justification for preferring one font over another in Holy Scripture?

If you think italicized Courier New is too flowery & ostentatious, look below at the title of page of a copy of the first edition of the King James Bible published in 1611. Would you call gay the printer (i.e.: Robert Barker, printer to H.M. the King, which you can clearly read on the title page) of King James I of England/King James VI of Scotland, who ordered and authorized the translation and printing of this Bible which bears his name in common usage throughout the English-speaking world? I think not.

If using an alternative font to the default font on this forum, i.e.: Verdana, is good enough for the printer to H.M. King James I of England/King James VI of Scotland, and the King James Version of the Holy Bible, it's good enough for me!

Yours in the Fellowship of Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior, & member of the forums (Is Black-letter typeface, shown above in the title of the Landover Baptist Church, gay, too?):

R. D. Z. Spinifex, Monday, June 26, 2017, Newtown, N.S.W., Austria

[Red Spinifex]

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Below is another example of Black-letter typeface used in these forums and on this website. Is this, too, "gay"? You decide, dear reader!



R. D. Z. Spinifex, Monday, June 26, 2017, Newtown, N.S.W., Austria

[Nobar King]

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You're pretty good with apostrophes and commas. Are you sure you're really Australian?

[Red Spinifex]

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You're pretty good with apostrophes and commas. Are you sure you're really Australian?

I am most certainly an Australian, a fifth-generation Caucasian Anglo-Saxon Australian.


I am good at spelling, grammar, usage, and punctuation because I was educated at a time in Australia when one was caned if one made an error in basic written English.


The standards of education in Australia, naturally including written English, were much, much higher then than they are now or have been for the last 40 odd years. When one got a public education in the 1950s & '60s in New South Wales, one left school actually educated.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Dear Br. Harold Porter:

I must respectfully disagree, sir, with your erroneous observations and your wrongheaded rebuke.

You're new here so you're not familiar with Brother Porter's history. You see, he has a very... intimate knowledge of all things sodomite. Before Christ saved him, he was one of their most celebrated recruiters. As a result of his many years of surviving in environments that cultivate of one of the most horrifying of sins, he can sniff a gay cologne a mile away, hear a telling lisp in any language, and recognize writing tactics favored by the limp-wristed. Perhaps where you are from the gays haven't picked up on this particular fashion yet, but if there's a molecule of sodomy in a thing, Brother Porter can suss it out with supernatural speed and never-failing accuracy. If I were you, I'd consider what Brother Porter has to say with humility, and an ear inclined to learn, for he is a True Christian™ and respected member of this church. As such, he is therefore above reproach (Titus 1:7-8).

[Red Spinifex]

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You're new here so you're not familiar with Brother Porter's history. You see, he has a very... intimate knowledge of all things sodomite. Before Christ saved him, he was one of their most celebrated recruiters. As a result of his many years of surviving in environments that cultivate of one of the most horrifying of sins, he can sniff a gay cologne a mile away, hear a telling lisp in any language, and recognize writing tactics favored by the limp-wristed. Perhaps where you are from the gays haven't picked up on this particular fashion yet, but if there's a molecule of sodomy in a thing, Brother Porter can suss it out with supernatural speed and never-failing accuracy. If I were you, I'd consider what Brother Porter has to say with humility, and an ear inclined to learn, for he is a True Christian™ and respected member of this church. As such, he is therefore above reproach (Titus 1:7-8).

I see. But I can assure you there is nothing gay about writing and posting in italicized Courier New. Nothing!

[Phil Ander]

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I see. But I can assure you there is nothing gay about writing and posting in italicized Courier New. Nothing!

However, living in Newton, is definitely a clue to gayness. Milwaukee is now my chosen abode, but some years ago I was posted to Sydney. Never a more concentrated cesspool of sodomites have I seen, as walk down King Street. Should be renamed Queen Street or Queer Street.


Thank God, I was able to get back to Milwaukee after 18 months.


Phil

[Red Spinifex]

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However, living in Newton, is definitely a clue to gayness. Milwaukee is now my chosen abode, but some years ago I was posted to Sydney. Never a more concentrated cesspool of sodomites have I seen, as walk down King Street. Should be renamed Queen Street or Queer Street.


Thank God, I was able to get back to Milwaukee after 18 months.


Phil

Well, of course Newtown, an district and suburb in inner west Sydney for those who don't know, is a slough of sodomites and lesbians, of narcotics addicts and traffickers, as well, prostitution and brothel-keeping, too, and in the old days before the legalization of abortion, of backstreet abortionists, to boot!


That is why I am here to spread the Good Word among the sinners in this morass of sinners and to fight the good fight.


One cannot be condemned as a sinner by association with sinners: It is simply not just or valid to convict someone on purely circumstantial evidence regarding their place of abode!

The King James Bible is replete with instances of Jesus associating with sinners, here are but a few quotes from the New Testament:

Mark 2:15 And it came to pass, that, as Jesus sat at meat in his house, many publicans and sinners sat also together with Jesus and his disciples: for there were many, and they followed him. Mark 2:16 And when the scribes and Pharisees saw him eat with publicans and sinners, they said unto his disciples, How is it that he eateth and drinketh with publicans and sinners?
Mark 2:17 When Jesus heard it, he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

Matthew 9:10 And it came to pass, as Jesus sat at meat in the house, behold, many publicans and sinners came and sat down with him and his disciples.

1 Timothy 1:15 This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.

Luke 13:2 And Jesus answering said unto them, Suppose ye that these Galilaeans were sinners above all the Galilaeans, because they suffered such things?

Luke 6:34 And if ye lend to them of whom ye hope to receive, what thank have ye? for sinners also lend to sinners, to receive as much again.

Luke 5:32 I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

Luke 15:1 Then drew near unto him all the publicans and sinners for to hear him.

[Red Spinifex]

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However, living in Newton, is definitely a clue to gayness. Milwaukee is now my chosen abode, but some years ago I was posted to Sydney. Never a more concentrated cesspool of sodomites have I seen, as walk down King Street. Should be renamed Queen Street or Queer Street.


Thank God, I was able to get back to Milwaukee after 18 months.


Phil

Well, of course Newtown, an district and suburb in inner west Sydney for those who don't know, is a slough of sodomites and lesbians, of narcotics addicts and traffickers, as well, prostitution and brothel-keeping, too, and in the old days before the legalization of abortion, of backstreet abortionists, to boot!


That is why I am here to spread the Good Word among the sinners in this morass of sinners and to fight the good fight.


One cannot be condemned as a sinner by association with sinners: It is simply not just or valid to convict someone on purely circumstantial evidence regarding their place of abode! To do so would be most un-Christian!

I am here to be healed and saved by & through the repentance of my sins! And in doing so, I am attempting to call to other sinners to repent of their sins and take up the Word and follow the Lord, Jesus Christ! If one is to be Christian, one must be active in spreading the Good Word to those of sinful ways! And Newtown is full of sinners and their sinful practices so it is here I must start!

The King James Bible is replete with instances of Jesus associating with sinners. I am merely following the example of the Lord, Jesus Christ! Here are but a few pertinent quotes from the K.J.V.'s New Testament of Jesus associating with sinners:

Mark 2:15 And it came to pass, that, as Jesus sat at meat in his house, many publicans and sinners sat also together with Jesus and his disciples: for there were many, and they followed him. Mark 2:16 And when the scribes and Pharisees saw him eat with publicans and sinners, they said unto his disciples, How is it that he eateth and drinketh with publicans and sinners?
Mark 2:17 When Jesus heard it, he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

Matthew 9:10 And it came to pass, as Jesus sat at meat in the house, behold, many publicans and sinners came and sat down with him and his disciples.

1 Timothy 1:15 This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.

Luke 13:2 And Jesus answering said unto them, Suppose ye that these Galilaeans were sinners above all the Galilaeans, because they suffered such things?

Luke 6:34 And if ye lend to them of whom ye hope to receive, what thank have ye? for sinners also lend to sinners, to receive as much again.

Luke 5:32 I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

Luke 15:1 Then drew near unto him all the publicans and sinners for to hear him.

R. D. Z. Spinifex, Wednesday, June 28, 2017, Newtown the Godless, N.S.W., Austria

[MitzaLizalor]

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Do you normally respond to nonexistent replies?