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  • Sir Alonzo Orion
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2008
    • 2
    #1

    Greetings!

    My name is Alonzo Orion as you can clearly see, I am a short slim 17 year old male who lives in England, I attend a Catholic Colleges Sixth Form and when I'm older, My hobbies include playing on the dancemat, doing exercise, dressing up, fashion and going out with friends. I would like to be a teacher of Information Technlogy and part time photographer in the name of the lord! Amen.
    God bless you all.
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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2026
      • 15118
      #2
      Re: Greetings!

      Originally posted by Sir Alonzo Orion View Post
      My name is Alonzo Orion as you can clearly see, I am a short slim 17 year old male who lives in England, I attend a Catholic Colleges Sixth Form and when I'm older, My hobbies include playing on the dancemat, doing exercise, dressing up, fashion and going out with friends. I would like to be a teacher of Information Technlogy and part time photographer in the name of the lord! Amen.
      God bless you all.
      Now, I have a problem here and I have to make a choice.

      Do I Ban you for being a catholic...............

      Or

      Do I Ban you for being 17 years old when out rules dictate you should be at least 18?

      Do you want to decide?

      Oh, god Bless you too

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • Sir Alonzo Orion
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Sep 2008
          • 2
          #3
          Re: Greetings!

          Oh but I am nearly 18 and well, I did not choose to go to this school of infidels, I was forced to by my parents and that is why I am here, I require help coping with having these people around me corrupting my soul.

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2026
              • 15118
              #4
              Re: Greetings!

              From what you've told us about yourself you may already be beyond redemption.

              I shall have to ask a Pastor for assistance.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621
                  #5
                  Re: Greetings!

                  Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                  Now, I have a problem here and I have to make a choice.

                  Do I Ban you for being a catholic...............

                  Or

                  Do I Ban you for being 17 years old when out rules dictate you should be at least 18?

                  Do you want to decide?

                  Oh, god Bless you too
                  I vote you ban him for having the AIDS.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: Greetings!

                      Originally posted by Sir Alonzo Orion View Post
                      My name is Alonzo Orion as you can clearly see, I am a short slim 17 year old male who lives in England, I attend a Catholic Colleges Sixth Form and when I'm older, My hobbies include playing on the dancemat, doing exercise, dressing up, fashion and going out with friends. I would like to be a teacher of Information Technlogy and part time photographer in the name of the lord! Amen.
                      God bless you all.
                      We don't allow queers to post under 2 different names, Twisted Sister. Now all of your accounts will be banned.

                      Enjoy hell.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Ebenezer Wright
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 1021
                          #7
                          Re: Greetings!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          We don't allow queers to post under 2 different names, Twisted Sister. Now all of your accounts will be banned.

                          Enjoy hell.

                          Ugh, a two-named, underage, catholiqueer. The things I've seen.
                          Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                          Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                            • Capt. Aaron Portway
                              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                              Salvation from Above
                              God's Favorite Pilot™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 6309
                              #8
                              Re: Greetings!

                              Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                              Ugh, a two-named, underage, catholiqueer. The things I've seen.
                              And he's from England. Which is practically France! It does try the soul at times Brother.
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