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Hello! I am the admin of Worried Christian Parents Against Homestuck!
I am a 41 year old mother of 6, and my name is Geraldine. I have been a christian since 1975, and I raise my children in a way that avoids what is trending on tumblr.
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A parent could do worse. Welcome to the forums. Tell us what your favorite Bible Verse is and your favorite homeschool curriculum!Originally posted by mom against tumblr View PostHello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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I have to wonder, why have you wasted 25 years when you should of been childbearing. I hope you spent that time servicing Jesus.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Originally posted by mom against tumblr View Post
Sister Geraldine,
You sound like a very beautiful woman, and you've embraced a worthy cause. Tumblr has many disgusting blogs that are filled with incredibly perverted photographs. If you'd like to have a list of some of them I can send them to you. No Christian should ever view them; that is why I often scour Tumblr's pages through the night so I can write down the ones Christians should avoid. I "follow" them so I have a current list of the most wretched of them.
May God bless this ministry, ma'am. I have added you to my prayer list (a very lengthy list, I might inform you).
In the Name of our Soon-Coming King,
BrotherLarryProverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.Amen and AmenComment
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Not according to Landover. Infant baptism is not recognized here.Originally posted by mom against tumblr View Post
While you're making arrangements to correct that grievous oversight, how about the other stuff you've ignored, ie. "what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."?
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Hello friend, what is Homestuck, and why are you against it?WARNING:
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Hey brother harold, your infractions give me chills.. oooh, so scary, eh?Comment
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I'm sooo scared Ezekiel. What will you do? Oooh scaary. Stop crying and trying to make me feel bad like the weak minded autistic sheep you are.Comment
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I thought you liberal SJW type losers were against ableism?Originally posted by Lolcatzt View PostWARNING:
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I guess the demons leaving my rectum is me shitting myself on how much I laughed. You and all your fellow idiots ww so weak and so stupid. Oh my lungs do hurt.Comment
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Calling people stupid always works better when the statement therein has subject and verb agreement, proper punctuation and so forth.Originally posted by Lolcatzt View PostHis left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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