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Hello, my name is OJSmallz (actual birth name). I am an African-American Christian. I am a proud member of the Church of God, or as it's more commonly referred to as, the God Church. My favorite Bible verse is the famous quote "I love the smell of 372,844 pancakes. Smells like victory," (Deadpool Vol 2 #16) which was recited by my personal favorite prophet, Wade Winston Wilson. I found Jesus at a sweet 16 party. He was the DJ and I asked him to play my favorite gospel song, "It's Everyday Bro" by critically acclaimed Christian artist Jake Paul. My ultimate goal on this website is to share my love for our Lord and Savior with like-minded individuals and to cleanse my corrupted soul so that I may ascend to Heaven in the afterlife with and join Bruce Lee and Spiderman. I hope I can contribute my efforts to your cause and purge myself of sins while I do it.
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Re: OJSmallz enters the battle!
Why are you here, really? I know that you think you are a cute and clever little troll doll. But like those dolls, you are buck naked.
Every one of us at Landover Baptist has seen a world led astray by false prophets who use the Bible for their self-serving ends.
We want to open people's eyes to the Truth(tm) that will set them free. First, we have to get them to open up the Bible. That task alone seems impossible at times. Getting them to open their minds feels like building the great pyramids. It's one brick at a time, and sometimes people are so dense, we have to make the bricks first.
You are playing shtick, Small one, not lifting any bricks.His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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is insanity contagious
Maybe, I'm a bit slow today, OJSmallz is calling the buttocks obsessed "Deadpool" a bible. Like Mao Tse-Tung's little red book was the communist "bible" before they all went bust.
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