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GOD ISNT REAL
Hello there,
God isn't real. Thank you and have a nice day!
Regards,
Jesus Christ
God isn't real. Thank you and have a nice day!
Regards,
Jesus Christ
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Re: GOD ISNT REAL
Interesting theory.
Your evidence?Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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The burden of proof is on the believer, wouldn't you agree Mary? I can't blame them if they don't believe in God on a whimsy, but Good_Christian (which is strange, as since you don't believe in God, you're not doing all that good with the Christian thing), what if I told you that I have PHOTOS!
And you say you're Jesus? Well, that's who I'm courting right now. If it is you, have you forgotten yourself? We went out last Sunday!
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No, you ignorant floozy, you lonely matron who makes a cat in heat look happy and fulfilled in comparison. The burden is upon man to confess his sin and lay down his arms of rebellion against a Mighty and Irascible God! The burden is upon man to show due contrition for a lifetime of sin, from the moment of their conception, the moment when Christ Almighty personally implanted a soul into the dividing cell that would eventually become man (Psalm 51:5). The burden is upon man to walk humbly, in fear and obedience, grateful for not having been created something terrible and disheartening, like a flea or Jew.Originally posted by GaleWhoring View PostHello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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That´s somewhat sad to hear. Supporting a mass murderer (Genesis 21 - 24). What are your morals?Originally posted by GaleWhoring View PostT[...]
And you say you're Jesus? Well, that's who I'm courting right now. If it is you, have you forgotten yourself? We went out last Sunday!
Kind regards,
RolandLast edited by Roland; 10-15-2017, 06:28 PM.Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.Comment
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I love Ayn Rand and I think she puts it best when she equates rigid morals to the greatest suffering and stupidity of man.Originally posted by Roland View PostComment
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