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  • James E. Vance
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    • Nov 2017
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    #1

    Hello, I have recently joined here.

    I am a brony and I wish to know Christ.
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    • Elmer G. White
      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
       
      • Apr 2014
      • 10284
      #2
      Re: Hello, I have recently joined here.

      Originally posted by James E. Vance View Post
      I am a brony and I wish to know Christ.
      Mr. Vance,

      It is simple. Stop being a brony, read the Bible and obey it.

      Mark 1:15
      And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.


      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • James E. Vance
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          • Nov 2017
          • 2
          #3
          Re: Hello, I have recently joined here.

          Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
          Mr. Vance,

          It is simple. Stop being a brony, read the Bible and obey it.

          Mark 1:15
          And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.


          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
          I'm sorry if I'm wrong but... Why do I have to stop being a brony? Can't I be a god loving teen while one?

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            • Elmer G. White
              Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
              Victim of atheist scientific persecution
               
              • Apr 2014
              • 10284
              #4
              Re: Hello, I have recently joined here.

              Originally posted by James E. Vance View Post
              I'm sorry if I'm wrong but... Why do I have to stop being a brony? Can't I be a god loving teen while one?
              No.

              Zephaniah 1:8
              And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD'S sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

              You are not supposed to identify               yourself with lesser Creatures but dominate them.

              Genesis 1:28
              And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

              This is not negotiable.


              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



              PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
              Check out our Research in Creation Science:

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050
                  #5
                  Re: Hello, I have recently joined here.

                  Hello, my new gay friend! I feel like I hardly know you at all. Please tell us what church you attend. I fear it might not be a very good one, if it allowed you to slide into something as queer as watching horsey cartoons that were designed for little girls.

                  Tell me, is your father not a part of your life? Nobody around to teach you how to play football or shoot rabbit?

                  Perhaps I could take you under my wing.
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