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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29443
    #61
    Re: Hi! Join me in my love for an autistic Antichrist?

    Originally posted by InLoveWithChrisChan View Post
    I highly doubt a pastor in a church that has trademarks really knows the true will of God. Maybe if I throw a few shekels at him he'll change his tune.


    Proverbs 14:31 (KJV)
    He that oppresseth the poor reproacheth his Maker: but he that honoureth him hath mercy on the poor.
    Four, I am truly flattered you think I might be a Pastor. I am merely a regular parishioner. Though if you think my Biblical Knowledge(r) is impressive, you need to spend a weekend at one of the Pastors cabins deep in the woods where no one will disturb the two of you while you experience the thrusts of Jesus throb within your loins as He is given to you by a master of Godly Wisdom(c). The shekels will be useful to pay for the olive oil that will be used to anoint you.

    I have to ask, have you any piercings?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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