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  • Alex Engineer
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2017
    • 2

    #1

    Salutations

    Greetings, my name is Alex. I am an ex-homosexual, civil engineer looking to repent for my sins. I recently started reading the King James Bible. I am looking to hopefully spend a worthwhile time on this forum.

    Toodles!


    ~Alex
    35 year old Ex Homosexual man
  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #2
    Re: Salutations

    Originally posted by Alex Engineer View Post
    ...I am an ex-homosexual...Toodles!...
    Comic Sans, even.

    *deep breath*

    "Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

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    • Alex Engineer
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Nov 2017
      • 2

      #3
      Re: Salutations

      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
      Comic Sans, even.

      *deep breath*

      "Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."


      My bad! Sorry about this.


      I go to the Beacon Hill Baptist Church in Boston, Massachusetts. And my favorite bible verse is Philippians 4:13


      I originally found christ when i was young. My parents had forced me to go to church throughout my teenage years until i had strayed from God. I had taken a liking towards men at the time, and now i have dropped my homosexual ways, and i hope that God will give me another chance.
      35 year old Ex Homosexual man

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      • BrotherLarry
        Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2014
        • 2266

        #4
        Re: Salutations

        Originally posted by Alex Engineer View Post


        My bad! Sorry about this.


        I go to the Beacon Hill Baptist Church in Boston, Massachusetts. And my favorite bible verse is Philippians 4:13


        I originally found christ when i was young. My parents had forced me to go to church throughout my teenage years until i had strayed from God. I had taken a liking towards men at the time, and now i have dropped my homosexual ways, and i hope that God will give me another chance.

        Brother,


        Christ Jesus promises us in 1 John 1:9 that if we confess our sins, He'll take care of us. It is important, however, to have a caring, Christian brother to care for you, too. Getting on our knees together and crying out to God can be of huge spiritual benefit. I know when I minister to the needs of my brothers in Jesus, I feel so much better afterward, that I just shout HALLELUJAH! to the King of Kings.


        You sound like a masculine, rugged man whose heart is in the right place. I am a well-built, handsome, intelligent young man, nearing completion of a PhD in Creation Science and certified in the practice of equine gnathology. Despite my manly good looks and exceptional intellect, I am a very humble kind of guy - one you can easily hang out with and share bro hugs on a warm Sunday after church.


        I have added you to my prayer list, and I covet your prayers, too.


        BrotherLarry
        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
        Amen and Amen

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