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Hello my name is Gordon I am new here, my favourite Bible verse is Prov. 26:11
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Re: New here
Welcome to our friendly forums, gordonh! Fools are particularly absurd, don't you think? And we get ever so many visiting us on this forum, lol!
So tell us dear, what church do you call home? What was your favorite sermon? How do you share the Good News that Christ will come with a huge army from behind the clouds to purge sinners from the face of the earth any day now with the heathen in your area?Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Hello .
. welcome to Landover. Proverbs is a lovely book, full of encouragement on the Narrow Path.
.Matthew 7:13-14
I'm reading Psalms at the moment but will continue with Proverbs as soon as I've finished.Comment
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I'd of loved to greet you Gordon, perhaps buy you a nice dinner and get to know you and how you have walked hand in hand on the Beach of Time© with Jesus sharing personal moments but, since you are a drive by poster, there is not point in my making mention of you being here.
Hebrews 10:25
Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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If he's not here to take you up on that offer James, he's certainly missing out. Perhaps if he still doesn't respond maybe you and I can go share some pizza and take a walk down to the park together to discuss some of our favorite verses from the KJV bible? It'll be like a nice bible study between two guys. I could use some more direction.Comment
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Hello Bubba,Originally posted by Bubba Buck View Post
Why do you refuse to write ¨Bible¨ with a capital? You seem to do that quite consistent. Do you think that is the Christian(TM) thing to do?
Kind regards,
RolandJeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.Comment
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Hello, and welcome gordonh.
Yes, that is a juicy verse indeed!
You'd be amazed what fools enjoy quality time with their own fowl by-product, be it savoring the scent of their own toot, or peering into the toilet bowl to marvel at the size of their poopie. Humans are odd, sinful creatures!
Might I ask why it is your personal favorite?Comment
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Hello Gordon,
Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?Comment
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Hello, Gordon! Welcome to the forum!Comment
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