My Introduction

[God Loving Gamer]

First, let me just say that I am glad that there is a website full of God and Jesus loving people like me. Before I found Jesus, I believed in math and science and all that other fake stuff atheists made to fool people into straying away from the Good Lord. I found Jesus in 2010 and since then I have been a saved man. I look forward to the day that Jesus comes from heaven to damn everyone who dares not believe in Jesus. I go to a small baptist church in Wyoming. Again, thank you all for accepting me into this community of worshipers like myself!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Those atheists are so awful, aren't they? The way Darwin invented Evolution in hopes of convincing ignorant sinners they could sin without guilt is just so insidious and cruel! How many souls did Satan collect from that one invention alone! I'm so glad to hear you escaped the clutches of the Liberal Elite and George Soros' Satanic Army of Homosexuals and Jews.

Is there a Bible Verse that sets your soul aflame more than others? How has Jesus inspired you to confront the foul heathen at your doorstep? Which games do you like to play? Here in the Etheldreda home we're partial to the Left Behind board game!

[God Loving Gamer]

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Honestly though, I hope that filthy Darwin figure is burning in hell for his crimes against humanity and Jesus for creating such lies, and as for George Soros, don't get me started on that ungodly liberal.

As for my favorite verse, it must be Ecclesiastes 12:13.


I found Jesus in 2010. I don't know I randomly decided to join the Sunday mass at my local church, but I just did. Perhaps it was Jesus possessing me to join his holy crusade against unsaved trash.


As for my favorite game, it has to be the computer game Half-Life 2. I know that this a very sinful game, however I realize that I must rid myself of this. Something always keeps me coming back to it though. Very weird I must say so my self.

[Didymus Much]

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...I randomly decided to join the Sunday mass at my local church...

*record scratch*


Do you know where you are?

[MitzaLizalor]

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Honestly though, I hope that filthy Darwin figure is burning in hell

I'm not sure what alternatives you're choosing from. If one of them is purgatory then there's no Biblical authority for that and usually one option is going "straight to hell" without the option of whatever is supposed to happen in purgatory.

JOHN 5 .KJV . look up
26 As the Father hath life in himself; so hath he given to the Son to have life in himself;
27 And hath given him authority to execute judgment also, because he is the Son of man.
28 Marvel not at this: for the hour is coming, in the which all that are in the graves shall hear his voice,
29 And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation.

Darwin is at present in the grave. Whether he is being tormented there right now is a question for The Pastors but the real point is that damnation commences, as recorded in Jesus’ own words, from the time of resurrection. We do not know if he accepted Jesus before he died but there is one piece of information provided by God which Darwin denied.

GENESIS 1 .KJV . look up
26 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

Darwin's "theory" does not allow for the Spirit of God to be moving upon the face of any waters at this stage of creation because there would be no water. That requires oxygen and oxygen is produced in exploding stars but no stars had been created yet, according to naturalism. Such blasphemy suggests what sort of resurrection Darwin will be getting but I don't see any way for us to know what his status is right now.

If you have had contact with priests you may have picked up some false doctrine so I'm glad you've found a Bible believing congregation before Jesus returns. Welcome to the forum.

[Bubba Buck]

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Welcome to the forums good sir. Have you had any past fights or bouts with the homer? Also, I am quite surprised you attend a church that refers to Sundays services as Sunday mass. That's something Catholics do. You've been attending a Catholic Church. It's not okay to lie on these forums and claim it's a baptist church you go to when it's catholic. Just giving a fair warning there, as the moderators are True Christians. Before 2010, what were you doing with your life? What did you do with your family on Sundays when you were a kid? I just want clarification if it's a Baptist Church you attend or a Catholic Church.

Lastly, you're a god loving gamer, so what are the games you speak of? Be honest please.

[BrotherLarry]

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First, let me just say that I am glad that there is a website full of God and Jesus loving people like me. Before I found Jesus, I believed in math and science and all that other fake stuff atheists made to fool people into straying away from the Good Lord. I found Jesus in 2010 and since then I have been a saved man. I look forward to the day that Jesus comes from heaven to damn everyone who dares not believe in Jesus. I go to a small baptist church in Wyoming. Again, thank you all for accepting me into this community of worshipers like myself!

Greetings, Sir.


I question your sincerity because Baptists do not refer to Sunday services as "mass." In fact, we shun those who celebrate mass while at the same time we welcome them to find the truth about Jesus and his mother. One is important; the other, not so much. (There is no great reverence for giving birth, but Christ died to save us. Who deserves our adoration and complete self-sacrifice?)


Of course, child-bearing is what saves a woman from the flames of hell (1 Timothy 2:15), so child bearing is indeed a noble and necessary act for the weaker s-e-c-k-s. I may sound contradictory but I'm not, because the Bible does not contradict itself and neither do I. We love to show newcomers the way to Heaven. It's a straight and narrow path! Many have fallen from it only to take the wide highway to hell's flames, smelling of sulfur and burnt homers. Yes, we condemn homers here, encouraging them to become ex-gays. Have you dabbled in the sin of same-s-e-c-k-s relations? Have you committed the sin of Onan? If so, please share that with us using explicit terminology. Only through the mouth is Salvation(R) possible (Romans 10:10).


While I would love to welcome you with a holy kiss, I shall abstain from that until you have proven yourself worthy of my fellowship. Welcome to our friendly and loving forums!


BrotherLarry

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Honestly though, I hope that filthy Darwin figure is burning in hell for his crimes against humanity and Jesus for creating such lies, and as for George Soros, don't get me started on that ungodly liberal.

As for my favorite verse, it must be Ecclesiastes 12:13.


I found Jesus in 2010. I don't know I randomly decided to join the Sunday mass at my local church, but I just did. Perhaps it was Jesus possessing me to join his holy crusade against unsaved trash.


As for my favorite game, it has to be the computer game Half-Life 2. I know that this a very sinful game, however I realize that I must rid myself of this. Something always keeps me coming back to it though. Very weird I must say so my self.

Oh Frabjous Day! I too love that verse! It guides me all through the live-long day! I see by now you will have been horrified to have realized the papist cult is no place for a True Christian™.

Perhaps you are still caught up in the papist ways and that is why you are confused about your games. I don't know anything about Half-Life 2, or even what a half-life is. Does it refer to the Spiritually Walking Dead? You know, those whose bodies are alive but whose spirits are dead to the Holy Ghost? Is the goal to convert as many sinners before death so they can live a Full Life before entering their Eternal Life? That sounds rather interesting and not at all sinful, and I would love to hear more about it. Then again, perhaps it is not a Biblically Inspired game but a Catholic one. I grew up Catholic and thought that was Christian once upon a time, too. It's easy to be duped until you allow Christ into your heart Once and For All. We can help!

[Bubba Buck]

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Hey there Mary. I did a quick google search and I found that half life 2 is a game developed by Valve. They are the same people who made the god hating games Team Fortress 2 and Garry's Mod. If you don't remember about Garry's Mod, a true Christian named Redeemed Papist made a True Christian review about it at the link below.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=76559&highlight=Half%2Alife%2A2

As it turns out, Garry's Mod was spawned from Half Life 2. One can only assume from this that Half Life 2 is a game that should be banned. They share the same characters, gameplay, etc. I know it's not my place to do so, but might I suggest this young man spend a weekend with Faith Machine or Brother Harold Porter so that he may redeem himself much like how Brother Porter helped me with my demons? I used to be a faggot back in the day until I found Jesus Christ and I am sure that this young man has many demons he's harboring. Either way, this young man needs help. I fear it may be due to his hidden catholic upbringing. I have hope for this young man that with proper Landover rehabilitation he may find the path to salvation.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I may be able to help. Ludo is a popular game but not everyone plays it the same way. Some people use a bigger board, often made up as a table, and gamble on it somehow getting very excited. Unfortunately someone has to win which produces some very extreme behaviours in fact if you saw anyone playing this version it would be best to leave. Or at least put on a heavy overcoat and under no circumstances sit down. Especially not anywhere near the player most likely to win.

Because if successful you will hear enthusiastic suggestions you'd rather not, from this player, yet if pipped at the post by another player allegations of the most base conduct will be flung about and really you just wouldn't know where to look. To play the game in any other way, they claim, is to play only half the game and to live without it is to live only half a life.

It's probably a bit like backgammon which people also bet on but they don't usually shoot one another. Not immediately anyway. If people want to roll dice, why don't they play "Risk" or better still throw them away altogether and learn bridge? Satan knows all about dice and before long will be suggesting "Dungeons & Dragons" which has very bad consequences indeed. These are called gamers. I'll link to Jack Chick's tract HERE.

[God Loving Gamer]

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Oh my! I did not realize that Half-Life 2 came from the same people who made Garry's Mod. Now I really have a reason to stop playing it! I played a retail disc copy, so I never saw that it was related to Garry's Mod. I am a flawed man for playing such wicked games and will ask for god for forgiveness. I will also be doing some research on games I play in the future.

[Bubba Buck]

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Now now, it's okay to get on your knees and beg for forgiveness. What God does not appreciate is lying, however. I looked up your favourite game on google and it all looks pretty violent. That aside, when I played Super Noah's Ark 3D I know the company puts its watermark before the game loads up. Are you telling me Valve doesn't do it for a game they've been apparently touting a major success? Again young man, please be honest. God doesn't condone liars or those who keep secrets.

Proverbs 19:9 “A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish."


Psalms 101:7 He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight

Luke 8:17 For nothing is secret, that shall not be made manifest; neither anything hid, that shall not be known and come abroad.

Ephesians 4:25 Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour: for we are members one of another.


Need I throw more verses out there young man? I used to be a faghot until I found Jesus. I used to take pride in hiding my faggy tendencies until I outted my satanic behaviors in an effort to reform myaelf and be put on the path to salvation. Be honest with God so you may find the way as well.