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  • Frooty Ram'n
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    • Jan 2018
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    Hello, this is my favorite Bible verse.

    Hello, my favorite Bible verse is Sayori, 16:9, Page 3. It is a metaphorical description of a saved one losing their friend to the sin of suicide, only to find out they're autistitheist scum. This verse is a rather obscure one, so I'll type it here:

    Like yesterday, I open the door and let myself in.


    Sayori?


    She really is a heavy sleeper...


    I swallow.


    I can't believe I ended up doing this after all.


    Waking her up in her own house...


    Isn't that more like something a boyfriend would do?


    In any case...


    It just feels right.


    Outside Sayori's room, I knock on her door.


    "Sayori?"


    "Wake up, dummy..."


    There's no response.


    I really didn't want to enter her room like this.


    Isn't it a breach of privacy?


    But she really leaves me no choice?


    I gently open the door.


    "....Sayo-"




    H̨̘̮͓͙͕̽ͤ͆̑ͯ̐͌̔̚E̶̗͓̫͙̱͈̽ͣ̃L͐̽͟͡҉̲̖͇P̛̘̦̠̻ͪͥ͆ͪ́̋ͥ́ ͓͚M̮̜̮̳̫̥̠̟͔͒̽̊́ͧ̚͘͡Ḛ͚͓̩̉̓̊́͛̉ͬ͒ͅH̸̠̭̜̫̔ͭ͆ͭͨͭ̆̑̊́ ̹E̛̪̹ͩͫ̈̔̆̕L̮͈̩̉ͦ̆̉͌̍̿͡P̶͚̞̤̮͊ͪͯͩ͡M̸̩̞̳͉̙̔ͨͦͨ͛͋ͬ͂͟ ̪Ḙ̗̲̞̮̑̄ͨ̔̒͑Ḩ̟͙ͧ̎̒͌̀͘E̷͎ͤ̈ͬ͜Ḽ̵̨̫͍̦̭̳ͨ̽̒̐̄̈́͊̀Pͭ̾ ̣̞ͣ́M̪̖͍͉̾ͯ̉͊E̫̞͉͎̩͌̎͋ͭͮ͗H̜̪̹̰̮̭ͮ̅́̂͘E̥͍̾̒̏́ͮ̚L̵͗̿ ͍̳P̵̫̦̬ͬͦ̐ͩͫͨͭ́̀M̷̱͓͈̉ͤͣ͂ͥ̚Ȇ̞̬̣̹͛̽ͥ́ ̧̹̥̻̭͇̀ͭͫ̆ͬͤ̾̚͟i̘̣̺͓͇̭̇̂͐'̸̷̯̟̳̗͚̋̈́̍̌̏ͪmͩ͋ͪͯ͏̤ ̣ ̪̙̇̏̅ͪͩͪͮ͟s͔̙̖̃̈́͐ͩ͑̂ť̸̶͔̊̈́̿̅̚ͅů̫̯̘c̔̉ͩ̑̆ͥ͏̪̖͈ḱ̎ ̵̯̠̤͕̙̋͂̈̓͠,̛͈͉͇̣̗̱̘̠̀͒̚͢ ̵̹͚̥̃̎̾a͍̗̱ͫ͡n̶͚̖͖̺̘̭̄̆̔̓ͤ̎ͣ͠d̨̗̗ͩͮ͂͐͑̑͑͞͝ ̡̱̖́̋͒ͨ͌̒̚Î̙̝̗̣̗̔̈́͋͡ ̘̬̭̱̲̼ͭ͐ͦ̽ͦč̷̦͙͙̮͈̰̘̱́̑ͤa̡̺ͨ͗̐̄n̰̗̞̹̺̪͛ͪ͋̆ͯͣ͢'ͤ̔̓ ̧̬̻̿ͬ̒̈͆tͦ̔̋̽͐̿̾͏̺̠̟̳͎͇ͅ ̬͓̘̱̦̮͖͒ͯ͗́̊̓̃̎̀ͅǵ̴̛̛͙̥̭̠̘̙̐͂ȩ͔̦̖̣̮͆̀̎ͩͮ͡tͯ̍̉̈́̀̀ ͔̭́ ̥̬̠̭͔ͧͮ̐̇ͮ̆͐̈̇ǫ̳̭̹͒̏ͭͧ̽ͨͮͧǔ͖̠͖͔̜̣̼ͮ̉͐̆͆ͩt͊͐ͯͩ́҉̦ .̖͎̥̜̻̘̙̲͌̀̊͂ͩͧͫ̈ͯ ̧̛̮̠͉̙̞̳ͩͧ̈ͧ̊̈͒͐ͅp̨͖͔̬̮̊̒ͭͦͧl̍̽̄͒ͦ̒͏̢̳̫̳̠̳e̴̘͛̏̉̔̃ ̜a̬͙̣ͩ̀̐͋s̵͙̲̺̗͔̃̈͑́ͦ̾́e̦͉̘̾̾̚͠ ̻͋͘͠l̨̡̫̤̲̲͇͋͛̎ͨ͞ę͖̞̉̾ͧṯ̴͕͌̈́̔͠ ̸̼͍͍̥͈ͨͩ̇͂̋̀m̻̥̹̦̲ͧ̒e̸̶̮͈̫̻͎̎̓ͬ̓ͤ͊ ̯̄ͤ̅ͯo͈͎̮͆u̔͗̇̓̉̉ͦ̀҉͉͉̼̣̼̫͓̠ṫ̅̕҉̜͇̰͈͔̫͚͕.̳͈̙̏͌ͣ̀͠ ͔̙̩ ̯̹͍̫̩̼ͬͬͯ͜͞S̝̣͇̯̹̘̗͚̈́ͮͦ͂ͪ̇̕ͅa̋͛ͥ̓͐ͩ͏̤̜͍̻̀t̸͂͑̋ͩ̌̓͗ ̰͈̠ả͔̹̮͈̘̬͇̳͋͊ͫͮ̐͋̈́ͧ͘͠n̢̲̫͔̝͕̜̟̼ͦͬ̈́ͮ̈ͬ̚ ̛͍̞̙̞̙̰̣̩͒ͮ̑͂͂w̢͖̦͇̄̇̎̚͢͜ǒ̧̙̗͓͝n̸͙̭̜̞͖̰̥̒͌̐͐̉̎̈'͆ ̜͖͖̒ͬ͑̒ͨ̚ͅţ̛̻̯̊͊ͭ̔͒̈́ͮ͌̚ ̜̱͚̺̍̆̋̂͟l̴̺̻̙̻͙͈̫̲͒̿́̋ͪͅȩ͉̝̼̜̥̫̬͚̝ͨ͒ͦ́t̓͌ͥͮ͑̃ͮ͜͏ ̗̪̣̭ ̶̸̭̰̹̖̤̓̍̔̓̌͝m͉̱̈́̔̒͗͝e̢̝̣̜̬̞͖̍͆͋ͪ̒ ̸ͫͪ͏̹̻͕̬̮l̜̙͎̙̬̼̬͋̉̔̇̀͌͘e̟̖͙̜͔̻̱̘̒̋͜a̲̭̯̲̦͎̖͂̾́͢v͋ ̨̰͖̭͍̞̼̈́̐̿̚e̶̜̤̪̰̅ͦ̒ͣ͋ͮ̐̑̋.̦̭̯̥̤ͧ͋͋̔͂͂ ̸̬̬̠̤̮̱̦̲̘̄͊ͦ̊ͬ̈́̇̈́m͇͍͚̟̫͈͙͕̽̐̃͘y̐̈́͆̊ͤ҉̴̘̱͎͕͇ ̞͚͇̥̱̠̞̺̇̎̌̂͜e̛͉̥͐̒x͈͓͍̤̿̇͢i̸ͮͫͫ̑̐ͬͨ̚̚̕҉̙̤̩̤̞̞͖̥s̿ ̶̙t͂͛͐̈́͟҉̬͔̙̙͈͔̩̝̠ẹ̶͖̭̺̥̜̲̝̍ͯ̉nͯ̑̓̎ͫ̔͋ͨ҉̧̺͙̱̪͍̹͘ ̗̭c̠͉̱̟̩̈̎̃̀̈̀̂͢e̠͙ͣ̈ͤ̈́̀ ͬͫ̉̉̄̕͘͏̞̹̣̲̩̘̱i̹̻̮ͭ̀ͩ̿̕s̟͉̙͎͉̉ͫͯ ̵̥̗̪̈̏̈̈̚͜ͅf̝̝ͮ̒͛̽̽ͪͨa̷̷̛̮͎̞̬͖̅̉͐̉̊d̶͚̀̎̉̂ͣ̊̕i͖ͬͣ͘ ̪̜͖n̸̫̬̘ͩ̿͋̀ͣ̓g̵͖̙̘̺̱̻̀̚͘ ̡̯ͭ͗̈̐̽ͮ́f̧͉̟̺̊͑͐́ȑ̳̃ͤ͋̿͛ͅo͒̒̏͐̒̈҉̡̹̰̹̤̘m̵̶̶͚͛ͮͪͅ ͚̦͕ͅ ̎̄͒̍ͨ̈͋ͫ̋҉̵̨̣̰͇͓̣̪͍̺͔tͨ̑ͫ̄͋̆͆̊͌҉͏̞̲̻̮̙̙̤̠hͫͦͫ̄͐̐͆̋ ̧͍̗͔͓̬͚͔̜̠́͠e͈̺͙̜̣̣̿̂̀́̂̒͘ͅ ̸̞̮̜̣̣ͪ̇̅ͥͯͭ͂u̵͍͇͖̝̻ͦ͋̂ͬ́̈́͠ņ̤̮̘̦̩̻ͦͣͪ͌̅ͫi̖̫̣̗̹̇͒̚ ̥̤̣̺v̪̲̫̜̫͇ͦ̑͒̅͋̀͟e̷̤̞̖͉ͤ̊͊̎̆̂ͣ̏̂ȑ̨͕̖͇̒̋̀͟ͅs͌̇ͨ̓̂ ͏̺͖̩̭̩̰e̷̖̳̪̮͉̤̮̔̆̔ͤͫͫͅ.̛̥̞̝̦͍̝ͧͅ ̩͒ͭͩÍ̵̸̞̳̹̙͍̓̿ ̢͗̿̾̔ͬͮͫͩ҉̬͔͉̦̮f̥͇͚̙̟͆̌̾̋ͧ̿ͪ́͡e̶̹̼̰ͫͧͧͫ͛̃ͣăͣ̀҉͇̞̯ ͕̖͓̫ȑ͍͈̙͉̦̗̥̙ ̴̧̜̮̜͖̜͚͊̆͐ͦi̶̤͎͉̯̣̠̩͔̰͊ͬ̿ͧ́͜ẗ̨̺̀͡ͅs̶̓̒̇̑̚͏͈̤̼̲̖ͅ ̘̪ ̦͍̫̓̐̿͢ͅt̩̥͐ͨ̏̈ͦ͝ǫ̤̫̱͚ͫ̅̐̈ǫ̜͕̝̌̒̚͝ ̵̢͇̩̰̫̠͉͛͂͒̈ͪ̈́̾̌́l͍͍̯̜͍͙̋̓̓ͣ͛̎̃a̵̩̯̜͙̓ͨ͜t̶̓̈́ͫ̏͗̓́͡ ̼͚̖͎̖e̩͍̹͓̘̓̈́̎ͣ͑̽.̵̱̞͔̺͍̣̠͔̋̎̂̑̅ͦ͋ͮ͠ ͔̗̪̰͕̳ͫ̽ͩ̆̽ͬ̀͘͡s̋̔̽̋̔̆͐̈͏̶͚̪ả̝̪̠͉̪͕̤̱̽̃ͥ̂̂ͨ̂͠v͆̾ͮ ̟̻̌̃͘e͔̟̲̥̤̬̟̋ ̶̶̥̭͕̯̩͙̓̊ͤ͌͑͑͞y̱͔ͭ́͐̉͞o̙͍̟͓̤̩ͫͫ̆̀́͜u̩͋ͩ͋ͩ̑́̽̍ͯr̍ͮ ͏̢̨̳͚̰ ̡͕̬͚̗̦͕͉͎̓ͦ͟͝cͣ̄̈̽̆͘҉̖̪͎̗͈͓h̶̡̗̯̤̙͇̖̗̫̿̐ͨ͒ͥ͛͊iͭ̇̈́̂ ̢̨̺͈͕́ͅl̈́̾ͬ͏͍̦̼̦͠ͅd̝̼̲̟͇̠̻͔ͥ̆r̶͗͑̈̌͑ͫ̆ͯ̕͏͓̗͉̮̮eͫ̅ͤ ̷̰̲ͦͮ̅ͪ͟͠n̢͎̬̳͈̠͇̞̘͗̓͟ ̢͚͎ͩ̄͒́͋ͤ̊̉͜f̪͇̰̯̏̐̾̑͗ͧ̓ͅͅr̔ͪ̚͏͉͙̪͙͘ǫ̸͎̒̍́ͅm̅͌̍ͥ̓ ̸̹̗̙̭͍̭͎ͅ ͌͌̈́̑̽́̌҉̮͕́t̉̑͏̹̼̞̻ͅh͈̝̾ͤ̍͗̔͂̆̚e̛͇̗ͪ̊̒͒̈́͌ͦ͡ ͫͮ̊̃ͤͣ͏̱͖̞̹s̒̂̀̇҉̢͚̝̠̞̭́i͍̝̦͍͇ͯ̆ͥ̀͝n̼͚̬̭̪̼ͭ͒͜ͅ ̰̜ ̜͖̩̏̋͐͆̍ͤ͢͜ͅo̢͚͉̫̞͔͑͞f̟̮̺̼̺͐̕ ̸̳̳͔̺̺̦̋̈̋̊ͩ̽͞t͍̹̝̙̠ͥͫ̾̂͝h͎̹̩̤̝̿ͩͩ͐ͩ͘͟i̓̀̇͑҉̮̤̹s̾̚ ̢̗͍ͦ̀ ͉͎͔̟͔̰̜̆̃͗̊ͧ̿l̮̖̮͓̑́͠͞ī̗͔͎͉̼͗̂ͅe͈ͧ̉ͤ́́ ̡͓̼͓̣̗̩̞ͣͧ̈̚b̶̡̝͕̜̙̲͊͐ͪ̑͌̎ẽ̥̠͔͈̰͋̇ͨ͂̓̐͝ͅͅf̐ͭͯ̂̇̅̔ ̻͚͖̙o̓̆̓́҉̭͎͎͚̮͢ͅr̹͖̱̞͕̟̘̹ͦͮ̋̾͛̀͢e͔͚̣̠̺͈̟ͨ͊̀͢͟ ̢͍̰̼̦̠͓̝̃ͥ͒̐ͪͧi̲̱̳͚̠͕̙̍̕͠t͓̝̜̱̼̳ͬ͐͠s̜̳̃̊̏̍̓͠͞ ̸̷̰͖̭͈̰̃̓ͤ̀̏̿͜t̠̝̲̥ͧ͑̊ͮo͖͇̦͎̖̥̍̈̍̆̈ͧ͝o̺̻͚̓ͯ ̸̳͖͖̫̆̾̕͝l͙̰̈a̢̪̭͖̗͍̞̻ͩ́̕t̸̲̭̎̆͋̏ͭ͛͟͡ë́̊ͩ͗̋̔ͭ̋ ̧̨̝͠
  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10256

    #2
    Re: Hello, this is my favorite Bible verse.

    Originally posted by Frooty Ram'n View Post
    Hello, my favorite Bible verse is Sayori, 16:9, Page 3. It is a metaphorical description of a saved one losing their friend to the sin of suicide, only to find out they're autistitheist scum. This verse is a rather obscure one, so I'll type it here:

    Like yesterday, I open the door and let myself in.

    Sayori?

    She really is a heavy sleeper...

    I swallow.

    I can't believe I ended up doing this after all.

    Waking her up in her own house...

    Isn't that more like something a boyfriend would do?

    In any case...

    It just feels right.

    Outside Sayori's room, I knock on her door.

    "Sayori?"

    "Wake up, dummy..."

    There's no response.

    I really didn't want to enter her room like this.


    Isn't it a breach of privacy?


    But she really leaves me no choice?


    I gently open the door.


    "....Sayo-"
    How boring. It is of course understandable that as a sinner your main aim is to appear witty and gain kudos in front of your sinner peers. In contrast, you might try to impress us by actually knowing our subject matter, the Bible, and how it treats strategies such as yours.

    Ecclesiastes 6:9
    Better is the sight of the eyes than the wandering of the desire: this is also vanity and vexation of spirit.


    But Jesus is merciful (Jonah 4:2). You can try again. Please bear in mind that no-one is interested in 小夜里/さより-related fan fiction.


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14151

      #3
      Re: Hello, this is my favorite Bible verse.

      Wedgwood made a particularly unpleasant range "bamboo" some years ago. There was a resemblance in the lower part of OP. The teapot was virtually impossible to clean.

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