[Basilissa]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

Oh I understand sarcasm alright. I also understand that some people are superior to others. That's you guys, right?

Well, sweetie, that does depend on your definition of superiority, which is subjective, after all - are we talking about intelligence? knowledge? physical strength? special abilities? spiritual qualities?

To me, the latter are the most important. Hence, here's the list of characteristics I include in the category "superior:"

1. Has read the Holy Bible.
2. Has accepted Jesus as his Savior.
3. Follows the Holy Bible 100%.
4. Is a male (as the Bible teaches, females are inferior).

By this definition, I am not superior, as a lowly female, but my Brothers in Christ certainly are!

I hope that was helpful, sweetie. I will pray for you. It may not change your final destination (which is Hell at the moment), but it will make me feel just a tiny bit superior.

[Angie the boring]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

Oh I understand sarcasm alright. I also understand that some people are superior to others. That's you guys, right?

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

Wow, you almost had me convinced there! I'm not used to logic of this calibre. But then it occurred to me: you were not supporting Basilissa's argument were you?

My beloved Sister Mitza, I'm afraid your talents are wasted on this one: it wouldn't know sarcasm even if it was hit in the head with it.

Of course some people have such ridiculous ideas that they effectively mock themselves just by existing; we can't really do much about that. Frank Liar for example claims to have faith in Darwinism while simultaneously bankrolling exorcists, an activity absolutely at variance with anything Darwin believed.

Charles Darwin well understood the conflict between scientific "knowledge" and Christian doctrine. He did not publish material discussing the composition of primordial water or the superposition of God's Spirit moving upon it. For the Darwinist there is neither primal water nor spirits moving. But I had to laugh! Pope Frank wants to have a bet each way and let's face it, in that case he might as well just convert to Zoroastrianism or declare himself the Báb transmogrified.

Excellent point, Sister!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

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Wow, you almost had me convinced there! I'm not used to logic of this calibre. But then it occurred to me: you were not supporting Basilissa's argument were you?

Mockery is not tolerated on this forum. Of course some people have such ridiculous ideas that they effectively mock themselves just by existing; we can't really do much about that. Frank Liar for example claims to have faith in Darwinism while simultaneously bankrolling exorcists, an activity absolutely at variance with anything Darwin believed.

https://cruxnow.com/church-in-the-usa/2017/10/29/u-s-bishops-publish-prayers-drawn-ritual-exorcism/
In the wake of publishing the first English translation of the Church’s ritual for exorcism, the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops is now bringing out a new booklet..

Charles Darwin well understood the conflict between scientific "knowledge" and Christian doctrine. He did not publish material discussing the composition of primordial water or the superposition of God's Spirit moving upon it. For the Darwinist there is neither primal water nor spirits moving. But I had to laugh! Pope Frank wants to have a bet each way and let's face it, in that case he might as well just convert to Zoroastrianism or declare himself the Báb transmogrified. Not even Miss Pink Cat would fall for that one, but those papists drink it all down while Frank giggles all the way to poverty. Soon he will say he lives in a hole in the ground but don't worry, Miss Cat, he's only in it for the mud.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

I dislike scarring my body personally.

~Angel

Ah, so you have people that do it for you? You know, God frowns on disfiguring his possessions. It does no matter what method is employed. Last summer, while at Pastor Ezekiel's swim party and bar-B-Que, while walking about in my Brazilian cut Speedo(c) quite a few people remarked (not just the ladies, a lot of the men as well) how my taught flesh reminded them of a babies bottom.

Leviticus 19:28
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.

[Dude123 [Slovenian and slow]]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

[Angie the boring]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

Welcome mam. I am so sorry to here about your birth canal demons. Have you considered speaking to the ladies after Church this Sunday during the afternoon tea? I am sure one will have a cure for your 'issues'.

Not at the moment, no. Maybe sometime!

~Angel

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

Welcome mam. I am so sorry to here about your birth canal demons. Have you considered speaking to the ladies after Church this Sunday during the afternoon tea? I am sure one will have a cure for your 'issues'.

[Angie the boring]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

Do you know who else proclaimed himself on social media to be really smart and a genius?

Oh yeah, that sonuvabitch.

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

That's true! Both of us are smarter than 99% of the population!

~Angel

Do you know who else proclaimed himself on social media to be really smart and a genius?

[Angie the boring]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

I see. You have found an intellectually equal match in that poor creature.

That's true! Both of us are smarter than 99% of the population!

~Angel

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

because why not?

I see. You have found an intellectually equal match in that poor creature.

[Dude123 [Slovenian and slow]]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

Dear Slowenian,

why in the world would you want to be a friend of such a sad deluded person?

because why not?

[Angie the boring]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

On the side of the Holy Bible.


I mean, it's not that hard, is it?

No, not at all!

~Angel

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

Oh I remember that, I just didn't know where this forum fell on the issue.

~Angel

On the side of the Holy Bible.


I mean, it's not that hard, is it?