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my name is ryder and jesus is my friend
I said hi to a gay homosexual and it gave me chronic back pain
I said hi to a gay homosexual and it gave me chronic back pain
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Oh my word! It didn't TOUCH you, did it?Originally posted by emos_against_god View Postmy name is ryder and jesus is my friend
I said hi to a gay homosexual and it gave me chronic back pain
This is why I always carry stones in my handbag. Not only does it keep me safe, but it assures them that Biblical Family Values will NOT be IGNORED!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Don't worry, I'm fine
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Well Thank God Ryder because I didn't want to have to wash my computer. Anyway, why don't you tell us a bit about yourself? Are you married? Do you have children? Are you employed or are you your own boss? How many hours a day are you on your knees before the LORD?Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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hiiiiii owo
ye they be mean and slimy
I can be straight as ring on le slinky tyvm >
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why we have to wash all the sins >(
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oh just wash yourself with ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm holy water and it'll be fine uwuOriginally posted by emos_against_god View PostDon't worry, I'm fineComment
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Protip: Catholic =/= Christian.Originally posted by Egg_homosexual View Post
Read the Bible.
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hello emo crybaby how much cutting have you done today.
cautious welcome as the people here may spit on your for being a gaymer.
sincerely gay wilson
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