[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hello.

You'll also soon discover that I am a huge fan of the Shield. My favorite team in WWE. I sad that Dean

I was looking forward to discovering whether ReignsBrose is a “the Shield” fan. Having been alerted to the fact that this discovery was likely to be soon and having been waiting on tenterhooks for it to manifest I'm beginning to wonder now if it ever will.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello.

My dear Miss Brose,


God has drawn you here often and yet you seem to fear going the final step and giving yourself over to Jesus and everlasting life. You must listen to your heart and join with us in Christian fellowship and joyful rejoicing.


Clearly, God wants you to achieve salvation. It is a wonderful thing and futile to resist. I am praying that you will surrender yourself to Jesus.


God Bless!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello.

To anyone who doesn't know, I am actually a woman.

That explains a lot.

Do you have your husband's permission to neglect your wifely duties to spend time here?

I didn't think so.

I also believe that the Bible is not to be taken literally.

Only a woman can be so devoid of logic. If the Bible is not to be taken literally, then why did God create it? How can we obey God and avoid eternal damnation without clear and consistent instructions? You make it sound as if God want's us to fail.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello.

To anyone who doesn't know, I am actually a woman.

No wonder you waste your time in fantasy-land, you'd have serious trouble finding a husband and having a real life!

[handmaiden]

Re: Hello.

Just found more glorious ambreigns art!!

Excuse my fangirling.

Why don't you go bother some other forum that you don't care enough about to do even the most basic research into their knowledge, beliefs, and purpose? I'm sure there's a wide variety for you to pester with your irrelevant personal interests and observations.

The hell-bound atheist makes an excellent point. If you wish to "fangirl" over whatshisname, you might want to go to a whatshisname fansite.


Here at Landover Baptist Church, we accept only fanboys and fangirls of Jesus Christ. Even the hell-bound atheist is a fanboy of accurate discussions of Jesus and His story as told by the Bible.


We tolerate the future extra-crispy Canadian Bacon (I think that is what it claims to be.) because it doesn't annoy us to tears ranting about what it imagines is in the Bible. It freely admits to rejecting God, but also understands exactly what it is rejecting. Also, it doesn't insert utterly irrelevant information into our discussions.


For these reasons, we pray fervently for its Salvation. Once covered with the Blood of the Lamb, it will remain raw Canadian Bacon and will be admitted to heaven.


So, please either get with the program or find a program that gets you and your admiration for whatshis name. Now, if you will excuse me, I believe that I have an urgent need to go make a sandwich.

[Didymus Much]

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Why don't you go bother some other forum that you don't care enough about to do even the most basic research into their knowledge, beliefs, and purpose? I'm sure there's a wide variety for you to pester with your irrelevant personal interests and observations.

[ReignsBrose]

Re: Hello.

Just found more glorious ambreigns art!!

Excuse my fangirling.

[ReignsBrose]

Re: Hello.

@Didymus Much-Thank you for the kind welcome! Well, I did lay on the low for while, but here I am! Anyway, hello to you, too.


@Basilissa-Yes, I care enough to want to learn more about Christianity, read more in the Bible than what I have. I can honestly say that I only know some of the basics, but am willing to learn more about it.
And about the books...you wouldn't care to read them. So, I won't bother with telling you what they're about. If you really want to though, just look them up on the internet, and it'll give you a description on what they are about.
@Mary Etheldreda-Hello, Mary. Good evening to you! And okay, they don't really bother me, I just choose to ignore them.
And I understand that. Many people will misunderstand the message that is in the Bible, God's word.


@BrotherLarry-That's okay. There are many out there who are not into wrestling. And I can try to do that, read a chapter or two in the Bible.


@Vince Coreleone-To anyone who doesn't know, I am actually a woman. Anyway, that is your opinion. I love my 'wrestling trash' haha. Gives me something to look forward to on Mondays. And people say Mondays are bad...well, not when Monday Night Raw is on! But I am sad that Dean Ambrose is still out. I'm hoping he'll return soon. Maybe at Elimation Chamber? The next pay per view coming up this month. Its Vegas, and Dean lives in Vegas...Hmm...


@Faith_Machine-Sorry for the long wait. I like to take my time to think of what I want say, instead of rushing and posting a quick reply.
I'm actually on writing jag, too...my Ambreigns stories need to be updated soon and I keep putting them off!


@Ezekiel Bathfire-No, this is exactly the right place. This the introduction part of the forum, so this is my little introduction.
And who knows. Maybe you guys will put up with my love for wrestling.
Also, I don't actually wrestle. I watch wrestling. WWE, CZW, NXT, etc. Never was a fan of TNA.


@handmaiden-I'll be sure to check it out when I can. For now, I'm more interested in reading the glorious stories about Ambreigns

[handmaiden]

Re: Hello.

Dear ReignsBrose,

There is a story about wrestling in the Bible. Why don't you go and seek it out? That will get you started on your journey through the best-selling book of all time.


Some of the silly things that you have said about religion and Christians spring from a lack of knowledge about this important book. If you make the effort to actually read what is written in it instead of listening to other people putting their own "spin" on it to sell their books or whatever, you will have accomplished something few folks ever do.


It is a great irony that the best-selling book of all time is also the most partially read and selectively honored book of all time. It is our hope, here at Landover Baptist Church, that you will read and pay close attention to the lessons of the Bible. If you have the patience and courage to do that, you may find yourself changed. Then, like us, you will find yourself charged with the mission to share the Truth(tm) about the Bible with a sadly deluded world.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello.

Hello, everyone. ReignsBrose here. My username is my favorite wrestlers last names combined. Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose. You'll soon know that I am a huge fan of WWE, or just about anything wrestling related

As for religion...well, I don't really have one.

I think you may have posted this on the wrong website. You see, the way it works is that if you are, for example, a wrestling fan, you post on a wrestling forum.

If however, you are in need of Salvation for your immortal soul, or wish to speak with those who are seeking Jesus's Love and doing God's Work, then you could not have come to a better place.

The fact that you have gotten this completely wrong indicates to me that you have brain-damage and the inference is that you got it through wrestling.

In itself, this should warn you against wrestling. If you wrestle, you will get brain damage; if you get brain damage - like mongs and cretins - you will not be able to fully "accept Jesus" and are therefore destined to stoke the fires of Hell.

I hope this clears up a few matters and you can redirect your self-publicizing effort into a "wrestling" site.

God Bless you...

[Faith_Machine]

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Hello ReignsBrose, you seem to be on quite a talking jag.

I take it you're high on speed at the moment. Please be sure to drink lots of water.

[Vince Coreleone]

Re: Hello.

Hello Mr. Brose,


I think the fact you are a "fan" of such trash is something that does not please our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I pray you will apologize to sweet Baby Jesus and repent of such a sin and I also pray you will find Him soon!


Exodus 20:3King James Version (KJV)

3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

[BrotherLarry]

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It is my prayer that by being exposed to the love of Jesus - which is abundant in these forums - you will be moved to fall on your knees in front of Christ and repent of the sinful nature with which all of us are born.


While I am a manly man, I have never been a fan of wrestling. I spend my time wrestling with principalities and fighting demons through the BLOOD OF JESUS - our primary weapon against the devil and his minions. Spiritual warfare requires purity of heart, which I praise God He has given me.


It would please me greatly to see you on your knees; it is a position which I often take. You are welcome here despite your sinful ways, because the love of Jesus rules our lives and allows us to tolerate people who are hellbound. There is hope for you.


Put aside those other books for a while and read a chapter or two of the Bible each day. We can help you understand it if you just ask us. Of course, praying to our Father which art in Heaven helps, too.


I look forward to perhaps fellowshipping with you in person someday.


BrotherLarry

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello.

Hello Mr. Brose, and welcome to our friendly forums! Please pay no heed to the arrogant atheist who taunts newcomers here. It is a well-known fact atheists have no moral compass and gravitate towards whatever source of immediate gratification they can get their hands, or willies, on first. For some reason, the Holy Ghost has put His Holy Seal of Approval on Pastor Zeke's special tutelage of this not-quite-yet-spiritual-seeker.

In any case dear, he does have a point. Many people believe they understand about the Faith of Christ through some kind of cultural osmosis - they pick it up here and there without really paying attention to what they're being fed, then regurgitate it elsewhere, mostly to an equally ignorant audience. You'll find we don't just "live our lives by some book telling us how should live it," any more than Betty Crocker just "cooks in the kitchen by some recipes telling her which ingredients to add." Does that make sense dear? Did you do metaphors in school? Can you tell me what it means to you?

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello.

Honestly, I would be pretty much considered unsaved trash in your eyes. Its all 'oh well' to me though.

Well, you cared enough to register here two months ago, and you cared enough to keep reading, and you cared enough to finally post, so I think that deep inside, you know that you desire Jesus more than anything in your life.

Not much I can really do, except if I really wanted to find Jesus, be a True Christian. You seem very nice. And I'm sure the others are here, too. Just looking out for others and wanting them to have a better life, those that they consider unsaved trash.

Precisely! Bringing the whole beauty of God's Word to the masses, that's pretty much our mission statement.

I haven't really read much of the Bible. Only seen bits and pieces of it online. I'll probably get to reading as soon as I'm done reading other books I have yet to finish. The Asylum For Wayward Victorian Girls (I heard the musician, Emilie Autumn, said it was a biography about her, but its pretty doubtful.) 120 Days of Sodom (Heard a lot about this book and decided to check it out. The movie was...interesting...) And Lords of Chaos.

Well, I'm not sure about the books you mention (and I don't care enough to google them), but let me tell you that the Holy Bible is worth reading. Millions of people killed and were killed in the name of this book over thousands of years - you must feel some curiosity what all the fuss is about, don't you?

I don't go church. I do churches to be quite beautiful, though. I like how they look.

Be aware - the prettie ones are the Catholic ones - they are breaking the Second Commandment with their churches decor.