Hello, there.

[Gravel Road]

Hello, my name is Albert Smith, and I go to Magnolia Baptist Church. My favourite verse would probably have to be Psalm 101:7 (He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight.), however I also quite enjoy

1 Timothy 6:12 (Fight the good fight of faith, lay hold on eternal life, whereunto thou art also called, and hast professed a good profession before many witnesses.) and


Jeremiah 29:11 (For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.)


I found Jesus through my parents, who taught me of him from a very young age, my faith being reaffirmed when Jesus guided me through a particularly difficult year of my life. I'm forever greatful of how he saved me during that difficult time.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello, there.

Hello, my name is Albert Smith, and I go to Magnolia Baptist Church. My favourite verse would probably have to be Psalm 101:7 (He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight.), however I also quite enjoy

1 Timothy 6:12 (Fight the good fight of faith, lay hold on eternal life, whereunto thou art also called, and hast professed a good profession before many witnesses.) and

Jeremiah 29:11 (For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.)

I found Jesus through my parents, who taught me of him from a very young age, my faith being reaffirmed when Jesus guided me through a particularly difficult year of my life. I'm forever greatful of how he saved me during that difficult time.

Hello Mr Smith, so nice a see a decent Introduction in the midst of the sodomite sewage! How's your begetting? Have you been able to produce future soldiers of Christ or humble females yet?

1 John 5:1
Whosoever believeth that Jesus is the Christ is born of God: and every one that loveth him that begat loveth him also that is begotten of him.

Looking forward to many hours of Prayer and Worship with you!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Gravel Road]

Re: Hello, there.

Hello Mr Smith, so nice a see a decent Introduction in the midst of the sodomite sewage! How's your begetting? Have you been able to produce future soldiers of Christ or humble females yet?

1 John 5:1
Whosoever believeth that Jesus is the Christ is born of God: and every one that loveth him that begat loveth him also that is begotten of him.

Looking forward to many hours of Prayer and Worship with you!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Hello, Mr. White. I have a girlfriend named Carrie Jones, and Mr. Jones, her father, is anticipating me to ask him for his daughter's hand, or so I've heard from Julie, Carrie's mother. I look forward to spending time here on this forum.

Albert

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello, there.

A cautious greetings to you, sir. I’m gratified to hear that one of your favourite verses from the Good Book is to do with liars: we get many people who come here simply to ride roughshod over our most cherished beliefs

I’m interested to hear that the wife of your fiancé’s father acts as an interlocutor to you.

This is very strange: is he infirm and unable to come to the phone?

What is your stance of witnessing to the gaywise?

YIC

[Adam Fag]

Re: Hello, there.

A cautious greetings to you, sir. I’m gratified to hear that one of your favourite verses from the Good Book is to do with liars: we get many people who come here simply to ride roughshod over our most cherished beliefs

I’m interested to hear that the wife of your fiancé’s father acts as an interlocutor to you.

This is very strange: is he infirm and unable to come to the phone?

What is your stance of witnessing to the gaywise?

YIC

That's not what I would ask. Wives are sent from the god to help us to see through mists to light. All wives. I'm here to help them.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello, there.

What is your stance of witnessing to the gaywise?

hopefully standing with his back against the wall.

[Gravel Road]

Re: Hello, there.

A cautious greetings to you, sir. I’m gratified to hear that one of your favourite verses from the Good Book is to do with liars: we get many people who come here simply to ride roughshod over our most cherished beliefs

I'm very upset to hear that many come here for the sole purpose of trolling the website. This is very blatantly blasphemous, and it's unfortunate, to say the least.

I’m interested to hear that the wife of your fiancé’s father acts as an interlocutor to you.

It is my opinion that before I commit to Carrie, I should get to know the family better, and I have reason to trust what Julie spake. Mr. Jones personally has never given me a reason to suspect his anticipation, however.

What is your stance of witnessing to the gaywise?

Wouldn't gaywise be an oxymormon?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello, there.

...Wouldn't gaywise be an oxymormon?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, there.

Welcome Mr. Smith. A very firm and completely manly handshake to you sir.
Based on your introduction, I am sure Miss Jones with soon be your quiet and obedient wife with child soon. I will pray that God blesses you with a son and does not torment you with a daughter.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Hello, there.

Hello, my name is Albert Smith, and I go to Magnolia Baptist Church. My favourite verse would probably have to be Psalm 101:7 (He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight.), however I also quite enjoy

1 Timothy 6:12 (Fight the good fight of faith, lay hold on eternal life, whereunto thou art also called, and hast professed a good profession before many witnesses.) and


Jeremiah 29:11 (For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.)


I found Jesus through my parents, who taught me of him from a very young age, my faith being reaffirmed when Jesus guided me through a particularly difficult year of my life. I'm forever greatful of how he saved me during that difficult time.

Hello, Al.


I note that you do not seem to be using the King James 1611 version of our Lord's Holy Word. Please refrain from using other trashy versions in God's Favorite Forum.


Dr. Niles' statement reminded me of the many times men have rode roughshod over me and I shouted GLORY! (That I was able to bring them to the satisfaction of having JESUS in their hearts)


Brother Al, I shall pray that your intentions here are true and that you are not merely another lost heathen come to make fun of us or taunt us. If that is your intention, I rebuke you in Jesus' Name. If that is not your intention, I greet you with an holy kiss.


BrotherLarry