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  • Muqtada Al-Amriki
    Unsaved trash, demon worshiper
    • Dec 2015
    • 48

    #1

    Announcing Assault Weapon Buy-Back Program!

    Hello my friends, I hope you are all in good health on this beautiful day!

    I am sure you have many concern about assault weapons and all these school shooting you hear about.

    You probably hear the FBI could not stop Parkland shooter. Yes my friends, too many guns floating around our community! And is way too easy to get a gun!

    Well maybe not so easy if you are here on visa from Yemen but never mind that.

    Yes, for some people, getting guns in this country is very hard. Too hard, some say. But for many, many, many white Christian, getting guns is very, very, very easy.

    Maybe too easy, some say. Maybe you are worried about all the guns in your community?

    Good news is I have partner with Wahhabi Fellowship for Greater Understanding to launch biggest gun buy-back program in Iowa history!

    No need to keep assault weapon in your home where it could fall into children hands and hurt somebody!

    If you have Colt AR-15 or derivative, WE WILL BUY IT!



    If your AR-15 have nice barrel upgrade, we pay extra!




    Also you can get more from us if you have nice low-profile gas block, drop-in hand guard, free-floating hand guard, upgrade BCG, charging handle, whatever you got!

    Even if you have bump-stock like this, don't worry if it is illegal in your state! We will still buy this back from you! We want to keep your family and community safe, No questions ask!




    Please to note this gun buy-back program is through private charity. Please contact me directly! Do not go talk to police, they don't know anything about it.

    Think of the concert tickets or Air Jordan you can buy when you turn in your dangerous gun! Contact me soon so all our community can be safer!
    And when ye spread forth your hands, I will hide mine eyes from you: yea, when ye make many prayers, I will not hear: your hands are full of blood. Isaiah 1:15
  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14640

    #2
    If anyone here was thinking of buying an airline, it would not be Air Jordan.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29457

      #3
      Re: Announcing Assault Weapon Buy-Back Program!

      It is great you want to do a gun buy back. I am more than happy to take all the weapons you buy and dispose of them properly, in a True Christian™ manner. I have a large truck and it has no lettering on it other than the requisite D.O.T. numbers as required by law. The cost to you for disposal will be by a weight and mileage charge. Final disposition of the cargo will be done at no charge. It is the least I can do. (mine is the blue reefer one).

      Onward Christian Soldiers®!
      Attached Files
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • BrotherLarry
        Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2014
        • 2266

        #4
        Re: Announcing Assault Weapon Buy-Back Program!

        Mr. Muqtada:


        You aren't from around this area, are you? You look messican or something. Anyway, even though you posted this in the introduction forum, it appears you have the safety and security of Americans at heart. This is touching, particularly coming from a thieving messican. Jesus loves the lowest of the low if they bow their knees to him and not some fake god like odwalla or whoever it is those muslims stick their asses up in the air for. Freaking pedophile Mohammered.


        So I know where there is an entire storehouse of weapons like those you mentioned. It's out on Long Island and I only know of it because this guy used to talk about it at my former job. I don't know if you'd want them, though. And it would be kind of stealing since they aren't mine. He said something about M-16s and AR-15's and they must be very quiet because he said something about special silencers. If you want the address let me know and perhaps I could tell the owner you're coming so it won't be stealing.


        I know the LORD will bless your good intentions. Where in messico are you from? I hope you don't have to put up with those darned muslimes down there in your 3rd world country.


        BrotherLarry
        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
        Amen and Amen

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384

          #5
          Re: Announcing Assault Weapon Buy-Back Program!

          Hey Muqtada - you didn't mention any prices there. My AR is some years old and I'm looking to upgrade, and perhaps expand my home arsenal. Let us know your offers - and I realize it might be based on condition. Do you have a rep nearby?

          While we're on the subject, I understand you might also be interested in pressure cookers (that Boston Marathon comes to mind). I've got an old one and I'm looking to upgrade to one of those new fangled ones that can also cook rice, make yogurt, can vegetables, deep fry, and slow cook a pot roast all in one. We can get this deal done all at once and it will save me the trouble of haggling (I know you guys like to do this) at a garage sale.
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • Muqtada Al-Amriki
            Unsaved trash, demon worshiper
            • Dec 2015
            • 48

            #6
            Re: Announcing Assault Weapon Buy-Back Program!

            Also if you have any C4 explosive around, we can help you get rid of that. Very dangerous. You don't want that in your house. Call me!
            And when ye spread forth your hands, I will hide mine eyes from you: yea, when ye make many prayers, I will not hear: your hands are full of blood. Isaiah 1:15

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050

              #7
              Re: Announcing Assault Weapon Buy-Back Program!

              Muqtada, I'm quite certain my AR-15 poses no threat to anybody but criminals, as I am a responsible gun owner.

              I can maybe put you in touch with some of the "gangsta" thugs who live in my neighborhood, however. You know the type. Young, urban, listen to loud music, not good with money, and likely to covet the latest Air Jordans or Adidas, if you catch my drift.

              I certainly wouldn't mind if you were to take their guns.

              And maybe tell them to pull their pants up while you're at it.
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              • Bubba Buck
                Toilet Biter
                • Sep 2016
                • 273

                #8
                Re: Announcing Assault Weapon Buy-Back Program!

                Sorry Muqtada. I said it to Obummer in his face and I'll say it to you. To get rid of my AR-15 collection you'll have to pry all of them from my cold dead hands. It's my god given right. I also want to keep my 40 round clips around on my coffee table. You never know when a burglar could come into your home unnannounced....or god forbid an agnostic.

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #9
                  Re: Announcing Assault Weapon Buy-Back Program!

                  Hey Muqtada, do you know anything about this serial bomber in Austin? Have you bought back any explosives recently?

                  I am having a devil of a time with an old tree stump on my property, and if you could hook me up with some C4, I'd be much obliged.
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