[just_a_woman]

Re: Hello

Sir I am not throwing myself at anyone. I also feel giving out too personal information is a bad thing to do when you do not know someone, especially on the internet. I am not a floozy. I am only a simple woman looking for fellowship. If I am not welcomed here, please Sir let me know now so that I will not waste anyone's time. May God bless you.

[Roberta]

Re: Hello

Hi Sweetie,

This is not unusual at all. Prior to becoming accepted as a True Christian, I had to provide some intimate photgraphs and my measurements. Please do not worry about furnishing personal information; the Pastors keep everything confidential.

YIC,
Roberta

[just_a_woman]

Re: Hello

I haven't been to Church in quite a while. So I don't remember the pastor's name. Yes, that I feel ashamed. Lately I have just been reading my Bible and web sites.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello

Hi Sweetie,

This is not unusual at all. Prior to becoming accepted as a True Christian, I had to provide some intimate photgraphs and my measurements. Please do not worry about furnishing personal information; the Pastors keep everything confidential.

YIC,
Roberta

Do you have any spare copies of those photos Sister Roberta? I'd like to see them if I could, strictly for reference purposes of course.

[Bob4God]

Re: Hello

I heartily suggest you browse our Baptist Singles board to see if there are any True Christian bachelors who would be willing to be your husband, and teach you a woman's place.

If you can cook, clean, do laundry, raise children and willingly receive your husband's member as the LORD guides it to create more True Christians, you may be in the right place!

[just_a_woman]

Re: Hello

I am not Husband shopping first of all. Secondly thank you for the advice. I will take it into consideration. My purpose was to find a place that believes like I do. This place I thought was it. MY only goal is to Worship Jesus. I praise Him. God Bless You.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

I am not Husband shopping first of all. Secondly thank you for the advice. I will take it into consideration. My purpose was to find a place that believes like I do. This place I thought was it. MY only goal is to Worship Jesus. I praise Him. God Bless You.

Exactly how do you define "Worshiping Him?" I have yet to see you quote from the Holy Bible. We have many threads on this Godly forum that celebrate the love of Jesus and uplift His Glory.

I keep waiting for some sign that you are a Christian. You don't even know your own Pastor's name.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Hello

I am not Husband shopping first of all. Secondly thank you for the advice. I will take it into consideration. My purpose was to find a place that believes like I do. This place I thought was it. MY only goal is to Worship Jesus. I praise Him. God Bless You.

Have you got a picture of yourself? The rest of us have pictures, you know. Is your hair long and wavy and feminine? JESUS likes long hair on females, and you want to be sure to make Him happy. Or do you have short ugly hair like a bull dyke? JESUS will probably kill you for that and toss you into SATAN'S lake of fire. Lesbeens are sinners who will suffer eternal damnation, of course. How do you dress? Do you wear sinfully short skirts that show the backs of your fleshy thighs? Do you wear pants or jeans that are so tight people can see your frontside and your backside (Jesus forgive noddy)! JESUS won't approve of clothes like that, so it's best to get with the program if you want to be a winner with GOD, missy. Best you wear modest long dresses that cover most of your shins and high heeled shoes and stockings like a refined lady! What about your makeup, is your face scrubbed and clean with a healthy natural blush, the way GOD made you? Or do you wear your mascara thick and black and your lipstick smeared over the lipline like a brazen hussy! JESUS will not go easy on you for that. These are the things we believe, missy. We like what JESUS likes. He has written it all down in the BIBLE. Have you read the KING JAMES 1611 BIBLE? This is the only real BIBLE. If you have any other kind of bibles they aren't the real thing, and you could go to HELL for that when you die. Wouldn't you like the sweet love of JESUS instead? Grimly, Sister Noddy

[Bob4God]

Re: Hello

I certainly hope you do not wear clothing of mixed fabrics! Such things are prohibited by Deuteronomy 22:11.

Praise His Wisdom!