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  • Richard Smith
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2018
    • 2
    #1

    Praise the Lord!

    Hello fellow lovers of Christ!

    My name is Richard, and I've decided to join your lovely community. I was born and raised in Utah, and attend the Hope Baptist Church in the beautiful city of Payson, where our pastor Kent Boykin gives the most wonderful sermons; using the King James Bible of course!


    I was raised Baptist, and home schooled by my mother Sharon who made me stick to a strict religious curriculum. God bless my parents for keeping me out of those heathenous public schools, but I digress


    I'm married to my wife, Lisa, and have two children, Bobby and Susan.


    My favorite bible verse has to be Philippians 4:13:


    "I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me."

    Praise or Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!


    God bless you all, and I hope to make many new friends here.
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Praise the Lord!

      Praise the LORD indeed!

      Glory!


      So nice to "meet" you, dear!


      I know the menfolk here will be interested in your hunting victories, but I'm curious about your Walk with Christ! Tell us, how do you best like to serve Him in that region of Mormon heathens? Is that why your wife has only given you two children, to separate you from the whorish cult that Joseph Smith created? I don't blame you one bit, dear. I drove through Utah once. Can't even get a cup of hot coffee on a Sunday morning.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Richard Smith
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Mar 2018
          • 2
          #3
          Re: Praise the Lord!

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Praise the LORD indeed!

          Glory!


          So nice to "meet" you, dear!


          I know the menfolk here will be interested in your hunting victories, but I'm curious about your Walk with Christ! Tell us, how do you best like to serve Him in that region of Mormon heathens? Is that why your wife has only given you two children, to separate you from the whorish cult that Joseph Smith created? I don't blame you one bit, dear. I drove through Utah once. Can't even get a cup of hot coffee on a Sunday morning.
          Preach it Mary Etheldreda!


          Yes, it is quite hard living in a state composed of so many heathenous Mormons (60.7% in fact ), but thankfully my wife and I live in a part of the city where it's mostly Baptists, so we don't get many Mormon "Missionaries" knocking on our door.


          However, whenever they do happen to knock I try to convert them to follow the true word of god, KJV.


          That's part of the reason why my I've started the Mormon Recovery Program in my community. I've made it my mission to save as many Mormons as I can from the grip of the demon known as Joseph Smith.


          We've managed to save 153 Mormons so far, and plan to save many more!

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            • Brother Gonzalez
              Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
              True Christian™
               
              • Sep 2016
              • 2087
              #4
              Re: Praise the Lord!

              Hi and welcome Mr Smith!!!

              We don't get as many good introductions as yours lately. It warms my heart to see there are still people that truly understands the ways of the Lord.


              So I have lots and lots of questions for you, but let's start with a few just to not be overwhelming.


              1) Please let me know your choice of materials for the educational rod you use on your kids. Wood, Iron, Steel... Or even a hard plastic, I have heard a lot in favor of each material.


              Proverbs 13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.



              2) How are you sure your clothes are NOT mixed fabric?


              Deuteronomy 22:11 - Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, [as] of woollen and linen together.



              3) Do you teach your children to NOT wash their hands? I think is one of the best ways to encourage the belief in our God. He will protect them, not an atheist doctor or sanitation authority


              Matthew 15:11 Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.



              4) How can you manage to pray and do other staff at the same time, you know, to pray without ceasing?


              1 Thessalonians 5:17 Pray without ceasing.





              That is it for now. Thank you!
              1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                • MitzaLizalor
                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 14609
                  #5
                  Re: Praise the Lord!

                  Greetings from Landover. It's so encouraging to see lies rammed down one's throat in the case of mormonism no doubt from a very early age being rejected. If you accept it without question and get a job working for some mormon operation, at a college or on a farm or doing gab-fest duties, life can be quite good I've heard with trotters in their trough of ill-gotten gains. Even those who accept it after a period of questioning but swallowing the spoon-fed answers which, since Joe Smith was a fraud who cooked up a doozy of a scheme (eventually) only idiots would look twice at accompanied by a system to breed more idiots as fast as possible, must be as deceptive as the scheme itself get a go at the slop-orgy yet you've questioned both the dogma and the apologetic: well done!

                  Have you visited the snow fields in Utah? I have an invitation but am a little apprehensive. Are they as good as they're cracked up to be? It includes accommodation and "all found" which sounds a bit ominous. Your comment would be appreciated.

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                    • Diesel Stanford
                      Unsaved trash aka The Flood of Disinformation
                       
                      • Apr 2018
                      • 267
                      #6
                      Re: Praise the Lord!

                      Greetings from New Zealand. May I know how old you, your wife and your children are?
                      God bless and may the Lord protect you from the love of money, the root of all evil (1st Timothy 6:10)
                      Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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