[sweatyfag]

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Jealous?


Don't be; He doesn't like competition.










Now, being able to tell me which verse that joke references would tell me either:

1) you have read the Bible or

2) you've got better Google skills than I'm giving you credit for.

Please surprise me. I need some good news today.

What the hell is that article?

[Didymus Much]

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Lmao, cute award.

Jealous?


Don't be; He doesn't like competition.










Now, being able to tell me which verse that joke references would tell me either:

1) you have read the Bible or

2) you've got better Google skills than I'm giving you credit for.

Please surprise me. I need some good news today.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I don't think your cheeky antics are cute at all. As a Christian mom, I'm shocked your mother hasn't spanked that insolence out of you -- Oh wait, I'm not shocked at all. All liberal anti-Christian households hate their children and raise them to become listless apathetic millennials.



Proverbs 13:24 King James Version (KJV)

24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

Amen! True Christian™ parents know to Spank Away The Gay!

[DolliMoans]

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I don't think your cheeky antics are cute at all. As a Christian mom, I'm shocked your mother hasn't spanked that insolence out of you -- Oh wait, I'm not shocked at all. All liberal anti-Christian households hate their children and raise them to become listless apathetic millennials.



Proverbs 13:24 King James Version (KJV)

24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

[sweatyfag]

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Lmao, cute award.

[Basilissa]

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Matthew 5:43

Sweaty, it pains me to say that but the atheist is right:

Ok, so what really speaks out in that verse? What does it say to you? Why choose it instead of one of the "abomination" ones?

...?

Dude. He was the lunatic award. Have you seen his profile???

I wonder, maybe you should switch your favorite verse to Matthew 7:3. Just saying.

[Bubba Buck]

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You would prefer to call me a lunatic when you're the one who's acting like an abomination and would attack others who would try to help you find the path to salvation? The people on this forum are probably the friendliest bunch on the planet, nay the universe. Please explain to us Mr Sweaty why you chose the particular verse from the book of Matthew that you did. Any human would sufficely be able to at least explain why they love their favorite Bible verse. If you can't, I am suspiciously correct in saying you are probably doomed to an eternity in hell and it worries me to be around someone such as yourself if you don't take the appropriate steps toward being saved.

[sweatyfag]

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Friend, just because Mr. Buck is a Christian is no reason to infer he has multiple mental disorders.

Dude. He was the lunatic award. Have you seen his profile???

[James Hutchins]

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Inform me on how many mental disorders you have?

Friend, just because Mr. Buck is a Christian is no reason to infer he has multiple mental disorders.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Matthew 5:43

That's an excellent verse! I find the trick is to live in the right neighborhood. I thank Jesus every day for granting me the opportunity to live in Freehold where I know my neighbors are Bible-Believing True Christians(tm). I know no one will ruin my day with their icky sinful ways!


\0/

[Didymus Much]

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Matthew 5:43

Ok, so what really speaks out in that verse? What does it say to you? Why choose it instead of one of the "abomination" ones?

[sweatyfag]

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Matthew 5:43

[Basilissa]

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I have, <<<explicative deleted>>>.

Hi Sweaty and to our friendly forum!

Mr. Not-so-Much is just an atheist, but this is a family friendly forum, so please try to behave in a civilized manner even with your interactions with him, OK?

If you have read the Holy Bible then you should be able to produce a favorite verse, right?

I'll wait.

[Bubba Buck]

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The only mental disorder I HAD was when I was a faggot back in the day. I am ten years clean now thanks to The Bible. I highly suggest you start reading it yourself so you can be cured and be son the path to being saved.

[sweatyfag]

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I have, <<<explicative deleted>>>.