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  • Basilissa
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    Originally posted by sweatywetha View Post
    I was expecting actual facts, thanks.
    Facts are overrated.

    John 20:29 Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Originally posted by sweatywetha View Post
    I was expecting actual facts, thanks.
    And that's what you've been given, facts about what's in the Bible (and what's not).


    No pleasing some people. :shrugs:

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  • sweatyfag
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    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    What else could Christian religious arguments be based off, dear?

    I mean, you don't expect us start throwing verses of Bhagavad Gita at you, do you?!
    I was expecting actual facts, thanks.

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  • Basilissa
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    Originally posted by sweatywetha View Post
    Everyone's "arguments" in this thread are based off only the Bible. That's pretty weak.
    What else could Christian religious arguments be based off, dear?

    I mean, you don't expect us start throwing verses of Bhagavad Gita at you, do you?!

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  • sweatyfag
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    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them".

    Your tantrums are ineffective, childish, cliched, and based solely on your own wilfull ignorance of what Christianity really is despite being repeatedly invited to acquaint yourself with some good old facts.

    I even doubt that you're gay at all. You're too stupid and boring.
    Everyone's "arguments" in this thread are based off only the Bible. That's pretty weak.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them".

    Your tantrums are ineffective, childish, cliched, and based solely on your own wilfull ignorance of what Christianity really is despite being repeatedly invited to acquaint yourself with some good old facts.

    I even doubt that you're gay at all. You're too stupid and boring.

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  • sweatyfag
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    Midget porn image removed by moderator
    Last edited by Basilissa; 04-12-2018, 01:05 AM. Reason: Keeping the forum clean for Jesus

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  • Didymus Much
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    Originally posted by sweatywetha View Post
    I'm a male. But I will settle down with a nice young man, thanks.
    Oh, goody for you. That's what you're looking for, is approval, right?


    Well, that's as much as you're going to get here, so you can save any further embarrassing acting out for people who care more about your opinion than God's (as revealed in the KJV1611).


    Which includes no one here.

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Originally posted by sweatywetha View Post
    I'm a male. But I will settle down with a nice young man, thanks.
    But that is the opposite of what Jesus wants

    You see, when you chose to be attracted to the wrong sex you made a mistake.

    But True Christians(tm) are here to tell,that you don’t need to continue to arbitrarily select the wrong sex to attracted to:

    Yes, yes, YES! You can become an ex-Gay and save other anal enthusiasts as well by leading by example!

    Cast off your too tight t-shirt and embrace the shirt and tie of Jesus!

    Luke 15:2 It was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this thy brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found

    You see, ex-Gays show just how easy it is to find the right sex attractive: proof, if proof be need be that it is a choice to be gaywise.

    YIC

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  • sweatyfag
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    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    Young lady, the phrase is ‘I couldn’t give a da*n’.

    But you see, Jesus gives a damn about you. Why not shrug off the gaudy fur coat of hatred and embrace the snug t-shirt of His conditional love for all True Christians(tm)?

    He died for you so that you may get to Heaven: can’t you settle down with a nice young manly Christian male and have children?

    After all it is the only way you can’t get to to Heaven.

    1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety

    YIC
    I'm a male. But I will settle down with a nice young man, thanks.

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Originally posted by sweatywetha View Post
    Go ahead. Could give less of a damn right now.
    Young lady, the phrase is ‘I couldn’t give a da*n’.

    But you see, Jesus gives a damn about you. Why not shrug off the gaudy fur coat of hatred and embrace the snug t-shirt of His conditional love for all True Christians(tm)?

    He died for you so that you may get to Heaven: can’t you settle down with a nice young manly Christian male and have children?

    After all it is the only way you can’t get to to Heaven.

    1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety

    YIC

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  • sweatyfag
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    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Yes, you seem to be trapped in a time-warp, that is filled with stereotypes. You find yourself unable to escape the consequences of your youthful and sinful errors.

    You feel that you are without a friend in the world and cry yourself to sleep each night.

    Well friend, I have Good News. There is a Friend that is always there for you - Jesus.

    Shall we talk about Him?
    Go ahead. Could give less of a <---Foul Language Removed - Admin ---> right now.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Originally posted by sweatywetha View Post
    I'm a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Beyonce ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I’m saying?
    Yes, you seem to be trapped in a time-warp, that is filled with stereotypes. You find yourself unable to escape the consequences of your youthful and sinful errors.

    You feel that you are without a friend in the world and cry yourself to sleep each night.

    Well friend, I have Good News. There is a Friend that is always there for you - Jesus.

    Shall we talk about Him?

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  • Didymus Much
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    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    ...Now, being able to tell me which verse that joke references would tell me either:

    1) you have read the Bible or

    2) you've got better Google skills than I'm giving you credit for.

    Please surprise me. I need some good news today.
    Originally posted by sweatywetha View Post
    What the hell is that article?
    You're rude.

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  • Basilissa
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    Originally posted by sweatywetha View Post
    What the hell is that article?
    Hi again, sweetie!

    The link in the resident atheist's post is belongs to the general category of fake news, which is a big industry dedicated to persecuting True Christians(tm) - instead of doing what all media should be doing, which is praising Jesus and Donald Trump.

    Have you started reading the Holy Bible yet?

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