[Didymus Much]

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Inform me on how many mental disorders you have?

Let's just let "toilet biter" suffice for Mr. Buck for now. This is your thread, after all.


So why haven't you read the Bible yet, Sweaty? You really should.

[sweatyfag]

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I told you they was coming!!!! I told you all they are coming to haunt me and try to tempt me with the gay agenda again! It's taken one step further that this man is claiming to be THE GAY AGENDA! Did you come from my
Back yard? Are you one of them spooky ghosts that whisper to me about poop holes? Exorcise it immediately I say! They seem to have spread over to this forum.....

Inform me on how many mental disorders you have?

[Bubba Buck]

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I told you they was coming!!!! I told you all they are coming to haunt me and try to tempt me with the gay agenda again! It's taken one step further that this man is claiming to be THE GAY AGENDA! Did you come from my
Back yard? Are you one of them spooky ghosts that whisper to me about poop holes? Exorcise it immediately I say! They seem to have spread over to this forum.....

[BrotherLarry]

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The LORD GOD has led me to work with the homer population along with my day job as a gnathologist. (Yes, I am certified)


I have nothing but love and compassion for you and like others here, I offer my friendship and prayers. You see, dear, it doesn't matter that you've taken a stance against Jesus Christ. (1 Peter 3:9) (Exodus 34:6) He stands waiting for YOU - just as we do in this loving and friendly forum.


You see, we've heard it all. The good news is that many of the people who came here hating us learned a great deal about the Christian life and made destiny-altering decisions thanks to our example. This can happen to you, too.


Oh, won't you taste and see that the LORD is good? (Psalm 34:8)


I will be on my knees for you. I promise.


BrotherLarry
Rev. 22:12

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend! While it may seem like you've fallen in to a deep black abyss and you have no choice but to continue to be a sweaty rectal reaming flaming queersexual, all is not lost. There is still hope. Landover has a Ex-Gay program, mastered by probably the most Ex-Gay man on the entire planet.
Remy Lebeau

The least queer (and a near unoffensive negroid to boot) man you will ever meet, on a street, back alley or seedy men's room.


Mt. Lebeau runs the "Queer No More" program and can or already has, serviced 10's of thousands of queersexuals, just like you. See this thread: Ask an Ex-Negro
You might wonder why I am pointing to you to a thread about nigra's. All nigra's go 'on the down low' and therefore have a keen insight to being inferior and queer, just like you.


This might help you as well:

Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!


The Gayness CAN Be Cured If You Love Jesus!


If you let me, I'll help you release those Homersexualisitic gay demons from your rectum and make you able to control your urges when among like minded, toned and steely men such as me.

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

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I'm a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Beyonce ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I’m saying?

That you only think you know how to troll these people?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I'm a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Beyonce ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I’m saying?

See here.

Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet

I trust you will stop choosing to have sex on members of your own sex.

YIC

[Thomas Taylor]

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Wanna see how broken it is?-I don't listen to church authority.
-I'm a "blasphemer".
-I'm an atheist
-I curse my parents
- I'm an adulterer.
-I'm a homosexual
According to you, I'm the "Spiritually Walking Dead"

Yes, but you have obviously come here for something. You are looking for something more. Something that will fill you with boundless Joy. Yes, you are looking for Jesus. Give up your sodomasochistic lifestyle choice and allow Him to enter you and fill you with His Grace.


I will pray that you are released from your current deathstyle.


YIC
TT

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Wanna see how broken it is?-I don't listen to church authority.
-I'm a "blasphemer".
-I'm an atheist
-I curse my parents
- I'm an adulterer.
-I'm a homosexual
According to you, I'm the "Spiritually Walking Dead"

Yes dear, I know.

Still, you won't scare me away!



You see, Jesus lives in my heart and He is more powerful than any boogeyman, even the Gay kind!

Won't you let Him into your heart, too?!?

Wouldn't you like to not feel so pathetic? Wouldn't you like to know people don't look at you and pity you? Christians may be the most persecuted people on the planet, but we have an Inner Peace and Joy that defies the abuse people throw at us. You're abusing yourself and it doesn't have to stay this way! You can join us, be abused for real, and yet be happy!

[sweatyfag]

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Oh wow, smooth fucking move with the avatar!

[Didymus Much]

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Wanna see how broken it is?-I don't listen to church authority.
-I'm a "blasphemer".
-I'm an atheist
-I curse my parents
- I'm an adulterer.
-I'm a homosexual
According to you, I'm the "Spiritually Walking Dead"

And?

[sweatyfag]

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I know you're hurting, that's why you're trying the "oh so edgey" persona on, but I want to assure you I will pray for you every time you post something that reveals just how broken your heart is.


Did you know that Jesus is the Perfect Cure to a broken heart? He can not only heal it, but make it so strong that it can never be broken again! It's because He is the most Perfect companion the universe has ever known! And I want you to know Him! I want you to know how much you can Love Him and you won't feel so pathetic nor will you look that way to others!

Wanna see how broken it is?-I don't listen to church authority.
-I'm a "blasphemer".
-I'm an atheist
-I curse my parents
- I'm an adulterer.
-I'm a homosexual
According to you, I'm the "Spiritually Walking Dead"

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Reject the Gay Agenda? Bitch, I am the Gay Agenda.

I know you're hurting, that's why you're trying the "oh so edgey" persona on, but I want to assure you I will pray for you every time you post something that reveals just how broken your heart is.


Did you know that Jesus is the Perfect Cure to a broken heart? He can not only heal it, but make it so strong that it can never be broken again! It's because He is the most Perfect companion the universe has ever known! And I want you to know Him! I want you to know how much you can Love Him and you won't feel so pathetic nor will you look that way to others!

[Didymus Much]

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Your nickname is "Arrogant Atheist Dick" what you on here for?

Open discussion about the Bible (Authorized King James Version, in particular, but all are covered as necessary) with just about the only people who 1) know WTF they're talking about, and 2) are honest about it. Either of those qualities are rare; the combination here is near unique.

Reject the Gay Agenda? Bitch, I am the Gay Agenda.

The self-described "Gay Agenda" is through here so often you should have meetings here, sugar.

edit: Oh, and insults and tantrums won't work with the True Christians™:

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law:And nothing shall offend them."

Have you ever even read the Bible?

[sweatyfag]

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Hello Sodomite, and welcome to our friendly forums! How nice of you to stop by. I see you were so bored that you decided to try and terrorize decent, law abiding, Bible believing True Christians(tm) for your entertainment with your tales of anal piracy.

While you may think it was a mere coincidence, we know it was the work of the LORD to bring you here! You see, you need Jesus, and you need Him NOW! You need to know He will accept your heart-felt apology and embrace you in His Loving Arms just as soon as you confess your icky habits and reject the Gay Agenda! You can do it! I believe in you! You'll have an instant family and be part of a bigger, and more noble movement than any bowel-movement party you've ever been to!

Reject the Gay Agenda? Bitch, I am the Gay Agenda.