:)

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello Sodomite, and welcome to our friendly forums! How nice of you to stop by. I see you were so bored that you decided to try and terrorize decent, law abiding, Bible believing True Christians(tm) for your entertainment with your tales of anal piracy.

While you may think it was a mere coincidence, we know it was the work of the LORD to bring you here! You see, you need Jesus, and you need Him NOW! You need to know He will accept your heart-felt apology and embrace you in His Loving Arms just as soon as you confess your icky habits and reject the Gay Agenda! You can do it! I believe in you! You'll have an instant family and be part of a bigger, and more noble movement than any bowel-movement party you've ever been to!

[sweatyfag]

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That you're failing to rock anyone's world? Yup.


What are you looking for here at Landover? Co-operation with your hosts usually improves the experience.

Your nickname is "Arrogant Atheist Dick" what you on here for?

[Didymus Much]

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Ain't it obvious?

That you're failing to rock anyone's world? Yup.


What are you looking for here at Landover? Co-operation with your hosts usually improves the experience.

[sweatyfag]

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So you're a fag? Whoop.


"Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

Ain't it obvious?

[Didymus Much]

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I'm a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Beyonce ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I’m saying?

So you're a fag? Whoop.


"Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

[sweatyfag]

I'm a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Beyonce ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I’m saying?