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So you're a fag? Whoop.Originally posted by swetawetha View PostI'm a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Beyonce ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I’m saying?
"Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."
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That you're failing to rock anyone's world? Yup.Originally posted by swetawetha View Post
What are you looking for here at Landover? Co-operation with your hosts usually improves the experience.
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Your nickname is "Arrogant Atheist Dick" what you on here for?Originally posted by Didymus Much View PostThat you're failing to rock anyone's world? Yup.
What are you looking for here at Landover? Co-operation with your hosts usually improves the experience.Comment
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Hello Sodomite, and welcome to our friendly forums! How nice of you to stop by. I see you were so bored that you decided to try and terrorize decent, law abiding, Bible believing True Christians(tm) for your entertainment with your tales of anal piracy.
While you may think it was a mere coincidence, we know it was the work of the LORD to bring you here! You see, you need Jesus, and you need Him NOW! You need to know He will accept your heart-felt apology and embrace you in His Loving Arms just as soon as you confess your icky habits and reject the Gay Agenda! You can do it! I believe in you! You'll have an instant family and be part of a bigger, and more noble movement than any bowel-movement party you've ever been to!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Reject the Gay Agenda? Bitch, I am the Gay Agenda.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
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Open discussion about the Bible (Authorized King James Version, in particular, but all are covered as necessary) with just about the only people who 1) know WTF they're talking about, and 2) are honest about it. Either of those qualities are rare; the combination here is near unique.Originally posted by swetawetha View Post
The self-described "Gay Agenda" is through here so often you should have meetings here, sugar.Originally posted by swetawetha View Post
edit: Oh, and insults and tantrums won't work with the True Christians™:
Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law:And nothing shall offend them."
Have you ever even read the Bible?
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I know you're hurting, that's why you're trying the "oh so edgey" persona on, but I want to assure you I will pray for you every time you post something that reveals just how broken your heart is.Originally posted by swetawetha View Post
Did you know that Jesus is the Perfect Cure to a broken heart? He can not only heal it, but make it so strong that it can never be broken again! It's because He is the most Perfect companion the universe has ever known! And I want you to know Him! I want you to know how much you can Love Him and you won't feel so pathetic nor will you look that way to others!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Wanna see how broken it is?-I don't listen to church authority.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
-I'm a "blasphemer".
-I'm an atheist
-I curse my parents
- I'm an adulterer.
-I'm a homosexual
According to you, I'm the "Spiritually Walking Dead"Comment
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Oh wow, smooth fucking move with the avatar!Comment
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Yes dear, I know.Originally posted by swetawetha View Post
Still, you won't scare me away!
You see, Jesus lives in my heart and He is more powerful than any boogeyman, even the Gay kind!
Won't you let Him into your heart, too?!?
Wouldn't you like to not feel so pathetic? Wouldn't you like to know people don't look at you and pity you? Christians may be the most persecuted people on the planet, but we have an Inner Peace and Joy that defies the abuse people throw at us. You're abusing yourself and it doesn't have to stay this way! You can join us, be abused for real, and yet be happy!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Yes, but you have obviously come here for something. You are looking for something more. Something that will fill you with boundless Joy. Yes, you are looking for Jesus. Give up your sodomasochistic lifestyle choice and allow Him to enter you and fill you with His Grace.Originally posted by swetawetha View Post
I will pray that you are released from your current deathstyle.
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TTIsaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.Comment
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See here.Originally posted by swetawetha View PostI'm a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Beyonce ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I’m saying?
Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet
I trust you will stop choosing to have sex on members of your own sex.
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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