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  • henlo

    hi. i love jesus and i love overwatch. my favorite is mercy because she is a witch. pleased to meet u!!!

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    Re: henlo

    Originally posted by henlo111 View Post
    hi. i love jesus and i love overwatch. my favorite is mercy because she is a witch. pleased to meet u!!!
    You cannot love Jesus if you are obsessed with The Over Watches: fact.

    I’m reliably informed by my nephew that this game is played by perverts who use it as a platform to inculcate young youths into homersexualism and the Drugs, I predict.

    You see, Jesus has a plan for everyone and the gaywise obsession with demonic sexualised cartoon characters only want you people these days to spit in His Holy face, I imagine.

    When people turn on their Nintendont’s and there Sony Genises to play The Over Watches they are inviting Satan and any predatory homersexualism enthusiast to prey on this great nation’s children who are our future, I expect.

    It is literally the rape of a young person’s soul, metaphorically.

    Do you see now?

    GOD BLESS
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • #3
      Re: henlo

      Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
      You cannot love Jesus if you are obsessed with The Over Watches: fact.
      Perhaps he means "love" in the Liberal/Democrat/Feel The Bern kind of way: He wants to Rape Jesus!

      This is what modern games do to children! They raise them without parental guidance and they believe rape is how people interact.


      "Hello, how are you. Welcome to my store."
      "Hello, I am fine. Thank you!"
      "Can I help you find something?"
      "Yes, I'm looking for tissues, lotion, duct tape and electric cords. Oh and also, do you want to rape me?"
      "I can help you find them right after I bend you over the counter here and ply apart your buttocks to insert my game player which is here in my hand while my boss watches because we don't believe in privacy."
      "Oh joy."


      - What millennials believe, probably
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #4
        Re: henlo

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Perhaps he means "love" in the Liberal/Democrat/Feel The Bern kind of way: He wants to Rape Jesus!

        This is what modern games do to children! They raise them without parental guidance and they believe rape is how people interact.


        "Hello, how are you. Welcome to my store."
        "Hello, I am fine. Thank you!"
        "Can I help you find something?"
        "Yes, I'm looking for tissues, lotion, duct tape and electric cords. Oh and also, do you want to rape me?"
        "I can help you find them right after I bend you over the counter here and ply apart your buttocks to insert my game player which is here in my hand while my boss watches because we don't believe in privacy."
        "Oh joy."


        - What millennials believe, probably
        When I read this had to immediately go to my prayer closet to knock one out to Jesus

        I quick prayer always brings me relief.

        1 Thessalonians 5:17 - Pray without ceasing

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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