[Ol Thumper]

Re: I am 79 years old

I applaud your correct use of scripture to back up fact. I'll make this quick for you Mitza. It is obvious to me you have a very good Pastor who has taught you well. I must say it must be the same for your husband and kids. Heck, I would have to say it must be the same for all who attend your church. I am mightily impressed how the grace of God has influenced you. I remember back in the day a time when my wife and I had a good Pastor. Unfortunately, he was arrested a couple of years ago. I'm not too keen on what the details were but if I recall the little details, it involved him taking an elderly parishioner to an ATM machine. Must've been a new law or something put in the Obama Administration. Not really sure though.

Before I start rambling on, I want to make this quick. I invite you and your husband to stay at one of the condos my kids own. They're away for the rest of the summer and one of them even sits right on the shore of Bar Harbor Maine. The reason I invite you is to help reach the youth of the church I attend. Maybe you or your husband could help them more than my Pastor. Would that be sound? If not, I would be more than happy to fly my wife and I to wherever it is the church you attend, rent a hotel room, enjoy what sounds like a Godly place it is where you and your husband live. Is there a way I can message you? I have much stationary that I would love to use to mail with.

PS: the lady from Murder She Wrote isn't really from Maine. That show was a lie. There is no Cabot Cove Maine!!!!!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I am 79 years old

God's message is straightforward and to appreciate His love all that's needed is to read The Bible. There are people, obviously none of them are Baptists, who think raving on at length augments God's message such as Jehovah's Witnesses, Seventh Day Adventists, Mormons or Scientologists or whatever they're calling themselves these days, Christian Scientists of all inane soubriquets! bringing us to the Cooneyites and Quakers marauding about the joint; I know that Quakers at least can read and the JW's cart around idiot pamphlets everywhere so they can probably read too so why don't they read The Bible? It needs no elucidation and I trust the Scripture posted earlier was helpful.

If purchasing Bibles to distribute in your area, or indeed if attempting to feed a mental relative, there is no passage I could find suggesting that a reduction in tithes would be appropriate. Similarly for heathen aunts. Demons producing the "mental" and the "geriatric" are dealt with by prayer.–.even the word dementia has demon as its root.–.but convulsing demons require fasting, too.

Matthew 17:14-21 When they were come to the multitude, there came to him a certain man, kneeling down to him, and saying, Lord, have mercy on my son: for he is lunatick, and sore vexed: for ofttimes he falleth into the fire, and oft into the water. And I brought him to thy disciples, and they could not cure him. Then Jesus answered and said, O faithless and perverse generation, how long shall I be with you? how long shall I suffer you? bring him hither to me. And Jesus rebuked the devil; and he departed out of him: and the child was cured from that very hour. Then came the disciples to Jesus apart, and said, Why could not we cast him out? And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you. Howbeit this kind goeth not out but by prayer and fasting.

As you can see, not something I cooked up last night during an absinthe binge but the undiluted words of Jesus. Everyone should read The Bible.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am 79 years old

My wife is most definitely alive. She's been my sweetheart since we laid eyes on each other when we were both 15. I tell you, I had no problem winning her over. She was the only girl from my school that I enjoyed having conversations with. Especially when it would come to religion and politics. Ohhh and she won ME over easily when she showed up at my doorstep before curfew to drop off an apple pie she made for me and my parents. It was homemade!

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Welcome Old Man.
Landover gets quite a few of you old coots, looking to repent just before the small bus comes and drops them off in Hell.


I recently filed the papers to declare my wife, Mrs. Hutchin's dead, being she has been gone an entire year with out a single post card, leaving a house full of children unattended and chores not done. If not for my twinn nieces, Sandi and Mandi, I'd be distraught. Fortunately, they are capable young ladies as any member of the Church will tell you. I am so glad that with the guidance of Pastor Flint, I took out two $50MM life insurance polices, on with LBC as the benefactor, Pastorial General Discretionary fund and one for myself. Once the wire transfers are done during the first week of July, I'll finally get a chance to relax. Wives, what are you going to do. I'll get remarried once the Church selects a new wife for me. I really do not have the time to take on on my own.

As far as home made pie goes, until you've dipped your tongue into a slice of Daisy Mae's super moist pie, you have no idea what a good slice it.

[Ol Thumper]

Re: I am 79 years old

My sincerest apologies MitzaTaylor. I logged on and saw I received an infraction apparently for asking for soliciting sexual thingies? That's what I was worried about and thought I made clear I didn't want to do that at all. Whoever said that to me, I hope the misunderstanding is cleared. If I came off that way I sincerely apologize. The only love I have is for Jesus and my wife in that order.


Mr Hutchins greetings. I would sure love to try a slice of that pie. I do hope though you meant your wife was Mrs Hutchins. I'd be confused if your wife was called Mr Hutchins.