My name is Maxine Levantine and I am almost 18.

[BibleReader2231]

Hello all. I am a girl who has grown up in a Christian Baptist household in Savannah Georgia. I have spent my high school life going to a Christian private school known as Cavalry Christian School where the teachers pride on raising us as Soldiers For Jesus. I am not allowed to date yet and am devoting myself to remaining pure until marriage strictly to have children and help whoever my husband may be in raising his children. I am very proactive in the Junior Republicans. We organize protests against Roe v Wade outside the governors office once a month and I call my senator every day to remind her to confirm whoever Trump will nominate for the Supreme Court or that they would burn in hell.

My favorite bible verse would have to be Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

I found these forums because I want to urge all of you to get out there and remind your local senator the dangers of going to hell which will happen to them if they move to block Trump's pick. I wouldn't mind learning more about The Bible as well as maybe share you all my experiences as a Junior Republican.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: My name is Maxine Levantine and I am almost 18.

Hello all. I am a girl who has grown up in a Christian Baptist household in Savannah Georgia. I have spent my high school life going to a Christian private school known as Cavalry Christian School where the teachers pride on raising us as Soldiers For Jesus. I am not allowed to date yet and am devoting myself to remaining pure until marriage strictly to have children and help whoever my husband may be in raising his children. I am very proactive in the Junior Republicans. We organize protests against Roe v Wade outside the governors office once a month and I call my senator every day to remind her to confirm whoever Trump will nominate for the Supreme Court or that they would burn in hell.

My favorite bible verse would have to be Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

I found these forums because I want to urge all of you to get out there and remind your local senator the dangers of going to hell which will happen to them if they move to block Trump's pick. I wouldn't mind learning more about The Bible as well as maybe share you all my experiences as a Junior Republican.

Young lady, I'm most doubtful your vapid flittering with basic Scripture could be an ounce as compelling as the rich depth of Biblical wisdom possessed by the Senior Pastors of LBC, who've sacrificed a gruelling majority of their existence steeped in God's Love. Perhaps you'd do well to stop and listen to what they have to say, if they choose to.

Also, we'd be interested to know if you have your father's permission to have an account on this website, given your admittance to being underage. How you've been permitted to freely scour the dark bowels of the interwebs unchaperoned is beyond me, but you are fortunate to have come to this Godly site, rather than the usual smut you'd be bound to find. You sound promising, maybe, however, we do have a protocol. Please, come speak to me when you turn 18 and I'd be open to have a more serious fling discussion with you about God.

[scottmerriweather]

Re: My name is Maxine Levantine and I am almost 18.

Maxine,

Hello and welcome. I trust that you will learn a lot through your stay here at LBC. I must ask, when did you accept Jesus into your life and what church do you attend?

[DolliMoans]

Re: My name is Maxine Levantine and I am almost 18.

My favorite bible verse would have to be Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Maxime,

While that is a very good verse and a wise one to adhere to, I must point out that you should not neglect capitalizing the Bible with a nice capital B. Just as you'd capitalize other nouns that command respect like Freehold, America, and God.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: My name is Maxine Levantine and I am almost 18.

Well hello there, young lady! Almost 18, you say? What a splendid age to be. My, my, my.

[BibleReader2231]

Re: My name is Maxine Levantine and I am almost 18.

I remember loving Jesus and accepting him into my life during my first day of Sunday School when I was 4 years old. My family and I are Southern Baptists and attend the First Baptist Church in my area. I'll be sure to capitalize The Bible as often as I can. I apologize for my grammatical errors especially when it relates to God whom I value above all else. Also, I do have my father's permission to be talking on this website. He scanned over everything with Christian CovenantEyes website scanner for me. I hope that I can learn more on how to be a good Christian in these trying times with the liberals trying to take away my religious liberties and how they want to kill babies.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: My name is Maxine Levantine and I am almost 18.

You seem like a very respectful young lady, successfully taught to fear and loath liberals, those agents of Satan, for waging war on Christ, America, the right to bear arms, and everything good in this life. Once you get rid of that baby-fat, your father should have no trouble finding you a decent husband! Say, have you heard of Prancercise?

[BrotherLarry]

Re: My name is Maxine Levantine and I am almost 18.

Sister Maxine,


Glory to God that He has led such a lovely young woman to our forums. It is my fervent prayer that you learn much from the brethren of Landover Baptist Church. Salvation(R) is mine because of the people here. No longer do I wade through the mire of the false Roman church. Instead, I walk faithfully with the faithful, knowing that the Bible is taught here. There is no other source for truth.


I am surprised you aren't already promised to someone in marriage. Are your parents neglectful? May God wrap His Loving Arms around you as you seek His will in your life.


BrotherLarry

[BibleReader2231]

Re: My name is Maxine Levantine and I am almost 18.



This was the boy I was promised to marry. His name is Ronny. Unfortunately he died due to an incident when he went off a ramp on his dad's lawnmower. It flipped over and crushed him. My parents are currently trying to find a suitable husband for me to marry hopefully soon though. I think they said something about an auction I'm not sure.

[BibleReader2231]

Re: My name is Maxine Levantine and I am almost 18.

Sorry for double posting but I have to add that my parents found this nice boy at the redneck olympics before the tragic accident. He was the winner of the armpit farting contest and my parents were so impressed. I am sad I won't be able to marry him but I know there will be one even better waiting for me in the future.

[scottmerriweather]

Re: My name is Maxine Levantine and I am almost 18.

I have a question & a comment.....was this boy a True Christian ™ ? If not, then it's God's way of saying that you have no business being with someone who is Hellbound and that HE will show you in HIS own time what you need in a True Christian(tm) husband!


2 Corinthians 6:14 King James Version (KJV)

14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: My name is Maxine Levantine and I am almost 18.

he died due to an incident when he went off a ramp on his dad's lawnmower.

Dear Miss Levantine,

Are you from the Levant?

About the issue at hand: I do have some experience about lawnmowers, and I am an avid mower. I only mow well-kept lawns of lush Blades of Grass. What is your opinion about the following Bible passage and how do you feel it translates into your current situation?

Psalms 129:4-7
The LORD is righteous: he hath cut asunder the cords of the wicked. Let them all be confounded and turned back that hate Zion. Let them be as the grass upon the housetops, which withereth afore it groweth up: Wherewith the mower filleth not his hand; nor he that bindeth sheaves his bosom.

I should also mention that pornographic images of youth are not really appreciated on this Forum. If you're a keen follower of those, you can always pay a visit to a Catholic forum.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[BibleReader2231]

Re: My name is Maxine Levantine and I am almost 18.

No. I took an AncestryDNA test to prove my white heritage. There was a mistake I firmly believe where it says my DNA is 8 percent Mediterranean however I believe it to be a ploy by liberals to try to dissuade my beliefs. My dad said so.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: My name is Maxine Levantine and I am almost 18.

That boy was quite the little fatty. It's probably for the best that you two didn't combine your plump genes.

[BibleReader2231]

Re: My name is Maxine Levantine and I am almost 18.

Mister Faith Machine, after my father has reviewed this forum thoroughly again this morning, he's come to the conclusion that it would be best for me to learn more from a respected member of Landover Baptist Church such as yourself. My family wants to make a donation to you to have you take care of me and find me a suitable man who I can have a good Christian family with. How do you feel about this?