SALUTATIONS I LOVE JESUS !!!!!!!!!!

[Hunter Duckington]

Jesus, take the wheel!!!!!!!
Take it from my hands!!!!!1
'Cause I can't do this on my own
I'm letting go!!!!!
So give me one more chance
And save me from this road I'm on
Jesus, take the wheel!!!!!!!








FOR SOME REASON I CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPITALS PLZ HELP ME JESUS

[Esther B.]

Re: SALUTATIONS I LOVE JESUS !!!!!!!!!!

A very, very cautious welcome to you. Please read the instructions at the top of the page and tell us what church you attend, which Bible verse is your favorite, and how you found Jesus. Maybe you're only typing in all caps because your Caps Lock is on. Try turning it off.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: SALUTATIONS I LOVE JESUS !!!!!!!!!!

It may have escaped your notice, Esther, that the first part of the post isn't in capital letters.

Proverbs 6:16-19:

These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: SALUTATIONS I LOVE JESUS !!!!!!!!!!

Miss Duckington:


I am always reluctant to welcome someone who doesn't follow instructions. Perhaps you feel because you are female you are somehow exempt from reading, thinking, and responding appropriately?


Just one more reason I shall never marry a woman.


SO: Reveal yourself and your true intentionabilities.


BrotherLarry

[Didymus Much]

Re: SALUTATIONS I LOVE JESUS !!!!!!!!!!

It may have escaped your notice, Esther, that the first part of the post isn't in capital letters...

That's because it's a quote from a dumbass song (who would drive to Cincinnati?!), by a dumbass (Carrie Underwood), by a dumbass (because Comic Sans). Ctrl-c/ctrl-v works the same caplock on or off.

[OneFailure]

Re: SALUTATIONS I LOVE JESUS !!!!!!!!!!

I've never heard that song before

[Didymus Much]

Re: SALUTATIONS I LOVE JESUS !!!!!!!!!!

I've never heard that song before

Stop bragging. It's unChristian.

Zephaniah 2:3 "Seek ye the LORD, all ye meek of the earth, which have wrought his judgment; seek righteousness, seek meekness: it may be ye shall be hid in the day of the LORD'S anger."


aside: Oh that is describing such a healthy relationship rofl

[OneFailure]

Re: SALUTATIONS I LOVE JESUS !!!!!!!!!!

I wasn't bragging

[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: SALUTATIONS I LOVE JESUS !!!!!!!!!!

Stop bragging. It's unChristian.

how was that bragging?