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  • ProudVeteran6ix9ine
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    • Aug 2018
    • 4

    #1

    intraducshun

    i am bobby joe bodean the eighth, i go to the all white church of arkansas and my favorite bible is the king James chrildens version and I like all the verses init, i served in the vietnam war, the woodstcok cleansing sessjon, the southern crusades againt iraq iran afriqa arabia europe and the congo. I bilive in power to the workers as granted to us by our saint and prophet doanld trumP

    god bless if your white straight and a christian republican slash libertarian and nothing else

    i would have sex with jesus but that is gay and wrong and I would be castrated and burned quite rightly
    Rebel at work rebel at home rebel at heart

    Proud confederate proud Johnny rebl fan

    MAGA 2020
  • BibleReader2231
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    Forum Member
    • Jul 2018
    • 567

    #2
    Re: intraducshun

    A cautious welcome. I am curious if you are a nigra or a latino trying very hard to disguise yourself as an intelligent white elite (as told by Trump at a recent rally, we are indeed the elites). I am willing to give the benefit of the doubt but your many grammar mistakes seem to give it away. I can certainly explain why our godly president is an exception to this on Twitter as well. His many intelligent highly educational tweets are typed up by his interns who do not share his high level of godly intelligence but rather he speaks them out to his interns. Enough of that though. What is your favorite Bible verse? What denomination are you? How is your family life?

    Also, having sex with Jesus would constitute sodomy. I suggest you read the stories of Sodom and Gomorrah in The Bible to learn why your thoughts on that part will have you on the path to Hell sir.
    My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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    • ProudVeteran6ix9ine
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      • Aug 2018
      • 4

      #3
      Re: intraducshun

      Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
      A cautious welcome. I am curious if you are a nigra or a latino trying very hard to disguise yourself as an intelligent white elite (as told by Trump at a recent rally, we are indeed the elites). I am willing to give the benefit of the doubt but your many grammar mistakes seem to give it away. I can certainly explain why our godly president is an exception to this on Twitter as well. His many intelligent highly educational tweets are typed up by his interns who do not share his high level of godly intelligence but rather he speaks them out to his interns. Enough of that though. What is your favorite Bible verse? What denomination are you? How is your family life?

      Also, having sex with Jesus would constitute sodomy. I suggest you read the stories of Sodom and Gomorrah in The Bible to learn why your thoughts on that part will have you on the path to Hell sir.
      i have perfectly good grammer, i am from the south and we speak different to big shot Librtard northerners. as for sodam and gommorhea it wasn’t in my chrilden bible. I don’t kno wat denomination means but i was tlod it was a church Thing and my church is Baptist and my favorite bible verse I have on my elecrotmic clipboard at all times it is This is what the Lord Almighty says... ‘Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.’” (1 Samuel 15:3) my family is guns my wife Mary sue and more guns and Jesus Christ. My family all support me in my old age and I thank lrod Jesus for giving me this
      Rebel at work rebel at home rebel at heart

      Proud confederate proud Johnny rebl fan

      MAGA 2020

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      • BrotherLarry
        Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2014
        • 2266

        #4
        Re: intraducshun

        I have been staring at the pornographic photo you chose to post, trying to determine why it was your choice to expose your burly, masculine chest, its hairy, hard pectorals reaching across cyberspace as if to woo me into their musky confines. Are you wearing designer jeans along with your skin? But I digress. I welcome you - at a distance - to our friendly, informational intercourse, and I hope you and I can have intercourse while we praise the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Glory!


        Each True Christian(TM) in the forums brings a certain expertise to our happy family of believers. I am an educated, handsome, young, strong, well-built fellow engaged in equine gnathology. I am involved in a doctoral program so that I might earn a degree in divinity and become a youth pastor here in the NY City area. NYC is a godless place, so our youth need the infallible teachings of Christ in order to properly serve the Rose of Sharon, that Bright and Morning Star, that Lily of the Valley, my sweet and muscular Jesus. Upon His Bosom shall I lie one day, rapt in the knowledge that we will spend eternity together ruling the nations. PRAISE GOD!


        Your continued contributions to our home on the Interwebs is anticipated, and my prayers follow you.


        BrotherLarry
        Revelation 22:12
        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
        Amen and Amen

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        • ProudVeteran6ix9ine
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          • Aug 2018
          • 4

          #5
          Re: intraducshun

          Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
          I have been staring at the pornographic photo you chose to post, trying to determine why it was your choice to expose your burly, masculine chest, its hairy, hard pectorals reaching across cyberspace as if to woo me into their musky confines. Are you wearing designer jeans along with your skin? But I digress. I welcome you - at a distance - to our friendly, informational intercourse, and I hope you and I can have intercourse while we praise the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Glory!


          Each True Christian™ in the forums brings a certain expertise to our happy family of believers. I am an educated, handsome, young, strong, well-built fellow engaged in equine gnathology. I am involved in a doctoral program so that I might earn a degree in divinity and become a youth pastor here in the NY City area. NYC is a godless place, so our youth need the infallible teachings of Christ in order to properly serve the Rose of Sharon, that Bright and Morning Star, that Lily of the Valley, my sweet and muscular Jesus. Upon His Bosom shall I lie one day, rapt in the knowledge that we will spend eternity together ruling the nations. PRAISE GOD!


          Your continued contributions to our home on the Interwebs is anticipated, and my prayers follow you.


          BrotherLarry
          Revelation 22:12
          Many fanks, I chose to take off my shrit to show the glory of gods creactiom- the perfect male body. i don’t know what intercourse means but i do not have intrest in sex wiv you as I’m not a fag or buysexual so please don’t make your reply sexuall
          Rebel at work rebel at home rebel at heart

          Proud confederate proud Johnny rebl fan

          MAGA 2020

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          • BrotherLarry
            Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2014
            • 2266

            #6
            Re: intraducshun

            My Dearest Brother,


            No one here could ever accuse me of being a homer. Just read some of my stories about leading men to their knees, and I think you'll realize what a manly, masculine follower of Jesus I am. It takes a real man to correct equine occlusions, Sir.


            I long to embrace you and give you an holy kiss (as mentioned in the Bible). Again, I am on my knees for you as you peruse our forums.


            Glory!
            BrotherLarry
            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
            Amen and Amen

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            • Vengeance Puriel
              Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2018
              • 324

              #7
              Re: intraducshun

              Originally posted by ProudVeteran6ix9ine View Post
              i am bobby joe bodean the eighth, i go to the all white church of arkansas and my favorite bible is the king James chrildens version and I like all the verses init, i served in the vietnam war, the woodstcok cleansing sessjon, the southern crusades againt iraq iran afriqa arabia europe and the congo. I bilive in power to the workers as granted to us by our saint and prophet doanld trumP

              god bless if your white straight and a christian republican slash libertarian and nothing else

              i would have sex with jesus but that is gay and wrong and I would be castrated and burned quite rightly
              hello, I'm from the south and I don't have that much bad grammar.
              -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
              -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
              -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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              • Vengeance Puriel
                Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2018
                • 324

                #8
                Re: intraducshun

                Originally posted by ProudVeteran6ix9ine View Post
                I am bobby joe bodean the eighth, I go to the all white church of arkansas and my favorite bible is the king James children's version and I like all the verses in it, I served in the vietnam war, the woodstock cleansing session, the southern crusades againt Iraq, Iran, Africa, arabia, europe, and the congo. I believe in power to the workers as granted to us by our saint and prophet doanld trump.

                god bless if your white straight and a christian republican slash libertarian and nothing else

                i would have sex with jesus but that is gay and wrong and I would be castrated and burned quite rightly




                i am bobby joe bodean the eighth, i go to the all white church of arkansas and my favorite bible is the king James chrildens version and I like all the verses init, i served in the vietnam war, the woodstcok cleansing sessjon, the southern crusades againt iraq iran afriqa arabia europe and the congo. I bilive in power to the workers as granted to us by our saint and prophet doanld trumP

                god bless if your white straight and a christian republican slash libertarian and nothing else

                i would have sex with jesus but that is gay and wrong and I would be castrated and burned quite rightly
                -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                  True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                   
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 8443

                  #9
                  Re: intraducshun

                  Originally posted by Vengeance Puriel View Post
                  hello, I'm from the south and I don't have that much bad grammar.
                  You still can't spell courteous though, can you? And I thought you said you were from Iowa. Iowa is not in the south, dear.


                  Also I really have to wonder why you just re-posted this person's introduction, twice, with no further comment. What do you think that adds to the conversation?
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                  • Dana723
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                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2017
                    • 771

                    #10
                    Re: intraducshun

                    You are either a retard or a troll, neither of which is an appealing option.


                    Understand, ye brutish among the people: and ye fools, when will ye be wise? King James Version (KJV)
                    Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                    1 Corinthians 11:13

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14611

                      #11
                      Re: intraducshun

                      Originally posted by ProudVeteran6ix9ine View Post
                      i am bobby joe bodean the eighth, i go to the all white church of arkansas and my favorite bible is the king James chrildens version and I like all the verses init, i served in the vietnam war, the woodstcok cleansing sessjon, the southern crusades againt iraq iran afriqa arabia europe and the congo. I bilive in power to the workers as granted to us by our saint and prophet doanld trumP

                      god bless if your white straight and a christian republican slash libertarian and nothing else

                      i would have sex with jesus but that is gay and wrong and I would be castrated and burned quite rightly


                      What is init. - are you of South Asian extraction?

                      Welcome to the forum; I have visited East and South Asia, can't really decide which is worse: the time lost to idol worship at seemingly random intervals but with processions clogging up the joint every day going to different shrines and maintaining little more than a stone age economy OR moon worshippers looking out from crazy inbred eyes for compatriots to murder for their idol? At least when they get rid of the idolatry their economies improve but obviously their diminishing minorities want to stick with the stone age. Five Eyes nations can help out there but we do all advocate dumping the idols. Init.

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                      • Vengeance Puriel
                        Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2018
                        • 324

                        #12
                        Re: intraducshun

                        Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                        You still can't spell courteous though, can you? And I thought you said you were from Iowa. Iowa is not in the south, dear.


                        Also I really have to wonder why you just re-posted this person's introduction, twice, with no further comment. What do you think that adds to the conversation?
                        I came in peace to start anew to learn after my outlash. I humbly apologize for my actions, and as far as reposting I corrected what he said but I copied the mistake in the comments rather than the correction.
                        -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                        -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                        -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #13
                          Re: intraducshun

                          Admin, please ban this troll for classism. He's making fun of working class whites, and I am deeply offended by his inept satire.
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                          • Vengeance Puriel
                            Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2018
                            • 324

                            #14
                            Re: intraducshun

                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                            Admin, please ban this troll for classism. He's making fun of working class whites, and I am deeply offended by his inept satire.
                            are you referring to me?
                            -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                            -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                            -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10050

                              #15
                              Re: intraducshun

                              Originally posted by Vengeance Puriel View Post
                              are you referring to me?
                              No, my friend. I'm talking about
                              ProudVeteran6ix9ine, who clearly hates people of faith.
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