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Dont expect much Im only sendin 5 bucks,but here in Mehico than can pay for a lot of sin.Muchos Garcias to Deaner,Sister SU< mi bonita reformed puta de la pato and a 10% discount to Jenny Ds gardener fees. All the LOLs are invited to my celabatory moonlight baptisimal skinny dip in the warm blue pacific ocean, gotta pay your own freight here but Im sure you can make it up somehow. And if possible bring DogSpit with ya, If she has to come in handcuffs and ankle shackles you can probaby make enough to fly home first class. Also thanks to the god of 17 year old catholic school girls who made my time in quarantinre bearable. Also thanks for reaching into your corazons Y mentes y mi pantalones to find forgivness for my sins. I promise to keep ya busy. Luv ya all
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Never thought I would have imagined that, but Glory! The wonders of Jesus never cease to amaze. Your donation is certainly appreciated, and surely symbolizes your dedication to our humble Church and its Leader.
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Welcome back to the free world. Now, how are you going to thank Jesus?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Bozo! Glory! Obviously, Jesus has answered my heartfelt Prayer:
"His headless Body shall arise from the gutter and reel amongst us again. Thank You, Jesus - Thank You Lord."
Ahoy, all you athians who say "Nothing Fails Like Prayer!" Take THAT! I Hope all your Churches fall down into ruins around your punkin haids!!!
And now it seems I must change my signature line, for He Is Risen. I shall wait for Divine Inspiration.Comment
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It's all down to Jesus and that Golden Paypal Button.
Now, Bozo dear, you won't lower the tone of the neighborhood too much will you?
It would be nice to see a picture of you. All I've ever seen is that picture of you lying in the gutter. I'd imagine you look something like José Antonio Domínguez Banderas but I could be wrong?
He's Spanish, but to a Golden Haired Blue eyed True Christian(tm) American y'all look the same.
I shall go to my Prayer Closet now and Pray for you.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Jesus knows his flock Sister! But yeah, that's truly and utterly awesome.Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
Let's all spend 5 minutes in prayer for Bozo! Circle prayer anyone? 
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Today starts Messycans big independance weekend so you probably wont hear from me for a while. I plan on being busy spreading LBCs missionary position to the heathen hordes. I would like to know how much leeway I have down here? I will most likely have to expand on LBCs Dogma Style to entice some of the younger and cuter chicas.( Just when did we give Me-he-co thier independence anyway?)Wrestling with Demons.
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Congratulations, Bozo! Now all the other Quarantined sinners can see that the PrayPal button really DOES work!Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
And thanks for the discount. Juan really knows how to keep the most unruly bushes in line; all the ladies coming to The Monthly Visitor are impressed with his handiwork!
If only Bozo were in Freehold, Brother W-O, the men could have a Circle Prayer and put him in the middle! I suppose we'll all just have to visualize him, surrounded by loads of manly Christian Love, instead!Originally posted by Wide-Open View PostJesus knows his flock Sister! But yeah, that's truly and utterly awesome. Let's all spend 5 minutes in prayer for Bozo! Circle prayer anyone?
You truly HAVE changed! Glory!Originally posted by bozo the troll
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I thought that was in May. All my messicant gardeners want the first week of May off for some reason.Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
You have our complete support on anything you want to do to spread God's Holy Word, so long as it doesn't cost us anything. I assume that you've gotten the 100,000 Chick Tracts we had shipped down there for you to hand out?Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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