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  • OneFailure
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Aug 2018
    • 441

    #46
    Re: Hello Again

    Thanks!

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    • OneFailure
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Aug 2018
      • 441

      #47
      Re: Hello Again

      Kony is not in the right

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063

        #48
        Re: Hello Again

        Originally posted by OneForChrist View Post
        Kony is not in the right
        So you are saying a devout follower of Jesus is in the wrong?

        I don’t think this is the right place for you. Have you tried 4chan?

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #49
          Re: Hello Again

          Originally posted by OneForChrist View Post
          Kony is not in the right
          Is that it, dear? We're just supposed to take your word for it? No Biblical support? No reasons? OneForChrist has spoken and everyone else suddenly agrees?


          You should have been homeschooled.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • OneFailure
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Aug 2018
            • 441

            #50
            Re: Hello Again

            Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
            So you are saying a devout follower of Jesus is in the wrong?

            I don’t think this is the right place for you. Have you tried 4chan?

            YIC
            Kony kills which is a sin

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #51
              Re: Hello Again

              Originally posted by OneForChrist View Post
              Kony kills which is a sin
              Says who? The Lord thy God commands capital punishment for a number of reasons. He commands capital punishment for people who don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); witches (Exodus 22:17); homosexuals (Leviticus 20:13;Romans 1:24-32); fortune tellers (Leviticus 20:27) kids who hit their dads (Exodus 21:15); kids who curse their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); adulterers (Leviticus 20:10); non-Christians (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); atheists (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); false prophets (Zechariah 13:3); the entire town of one who worships another god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); non-virgin brides (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); and blasphemers (Leviticus 24:10-16). Just because something doesn't fall in line with modern morals, customs, or even common sense doesn't mean the LORD isn't behind it. What do you think it means to move in mysterious ways, dear? What makes you think all those killed were innocent?
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • OneFailure
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Aug 2018
                • 441

                #52
                Re: Hello Again

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Is that it, dear? We're just supposed to take your word for it? No Biblical support? No reasons? OneForChrist has spoken and everyone else suddenly agrees?


                You should have been homeschooled.
                The only reason that he is wrong is that he tortures people and kills children

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #53
                  Re: Hello Again

                  Originally posted by OneForChrist View Post
                  The only reason that he is wrong is that he tortures people and kills children
                  If you want to get technical, Jesus tortures people and kills children too. Are you going to declare Him wrong based on your subjective 21st century western civilization inspired moral code and try to rally us against Him next?
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • OneFailure
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Aug 2018
                    • 441

                    #54
                    Re: Hello Again

                    Jesus never tortured people

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14339

                      #55
                      Re: Hello Again

                      The deaths Jesus has promised will in many cases be AFTER an extended period of torment. He compares it to being stung by scorpions. He has promised this as The Lamb of God.

                      Jesus existed before the world was created. He is God after all. When infants have been drowned or incinerated by God the experience is not instant.

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #56
                        Re: Hello Again

                        Originally posted by OneForChrist View Post
                        Jesus never tortured people
                        Nonsense, dear. One who has actually read the Holy Bible, the only tangible source of information for the faith they profess to have (both in their lives and in their usernames) knows Jesus gloats over the eternal and torturous punishment of billions of souls at his command (Mark 9:43-49; Matthew 18:7-9; 24:51; 25:40-46; 5:22; Luke 13:23-34; John 15:6, etc.), those very souls he shall never ever show even the minutest mercy (Luke 16:22-29). Furthermore, He endorses the legal execution of anyone who divorces and remarries (Matthew 5:31-32; 19:3-10), even of children who talk back to their parents (Mark 7:7-13), and, let’s be honest (Matthew 5:17-20), even gay men and raped women (and countless others), knowing each one of these souls would then go on to face an eternity of pain and torment (Matthew 13:40-42; 13:49-50).
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Dr Laurence Niles
                          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                           
                          • Jan 2012
                          • 9063

                          #57
                          Re: Hello Again

                          Originally posted by OneForChrist View Post
                          Jesus never tortured people
                          I’m sorry but are you unaware that every day people die of the most terrible conditions, diseases and industrial accidents? Who do you think has controlled every atom of the Universe since it’s creation nearly 6000 years ago?

                          That’s right: Jesus! Or do you think He absentmindedly or inatentively let’s bad things happen to the wrong people?

                          Not at all. When something terrible happens it is because Jesus made it happen.

                          Romans 5:3 And not only so, but we glory in tribulations also: knowing that tribulation worketh patience

                          For example when my grand father wasted away in agony from the cancer Jesus was teaching him the invaluable lesson of patience (which he would need in Hell because he didn’t even devout his whole life to Jesus).

                          And when he was Jesus was laughing His socks off.

                          Psalms 2:4 “He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.”

                          You know, I think you might not even be a Christian. Have you even read all of the Bible(KJV1612)?

                          God is love.

                          YIC
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • BrotherLarry
                            Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2014
                            • 2257

                            #58
                            Re: Hello Again

                            Originally posted by OneForChrist View Post
                            Jesus never tortured people

                            You call yourself "OneForChrist" and yet you deny the very essence of our Sweet Lamb of God? Trust me, honeypot, when He returns in majesty, glory, honor, and power, it isn't going to be a Shirley Temple movie. My Jesus might well have an AR-15 in one Nail-Scarred Hand and a flame thrower in the other.


                            People like me have nothing to fear from that day, since we True Christians(TM) will be resting in His Bosom, oblivious to the carnage happening around us.


                            Prayer is your only answer, and His Mercy is your only hope.
                            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                            Amen and Amen

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                            • OneFailure
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Aug 2018
                              • 441

                              #59
                              Re: Hello Again

                              I know that. He or God hasn't tortured anybody yet as the lake of fire hasn't been used yet

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                              • OneFailure
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Aug 2018
                                • 441

                                #60
                                Re: Hello Again

                                That was God who did that And God will continue to torture sinners win the bowl judgements during the tribulation. In the end Jesus will send the antichrist and the false prophet to hell among many othe sinners. I meant to put he hasn't yet as the events haven't happened yet

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