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  • Jarb the Gay Slayer
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Sep 2018
    • 1

    #1

    My Introduction

    Hello my God Given name is Jarb, I found your website as I looking for TRUE Christians to discuss and praise the word of God.

    Other websites lack the TRUTH of the Bible as the use non original copies the Holy Bible such as the NIV or the NLT. These not KJV versions of the Bible, are causing their souls to ROT in ignorance as the damning themselves to the fires of HELL.


    I hope that my stay here will enlighten not only myself, but others towards the path to becoming a TRUE Christian male.



    Galatians 1:5 KJV


    2 And all the brethren which are with me, unto the churches of Galatia:
    3 Grace be to you and peace from God the Father, and from our Lord Jesus Christ,
    4 Who gave himself for our sins, that he might deliver us from this present evil world, according to the will of God and our Father:
    5 To whom be glory for ever and ever. Amen.
    6 I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel:
    7 Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.
    8 But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: My Introduction

    wow. You seem pretty intense. Are you like this all the time?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: My Introduction

      Hello Jarb. I understand "slay" is a popular slang word in your gay community, but I'm not sure what it means to you all.

      Regardless, I am always happy to share the word of the Lord with a homosexual.


      Tell me, are you happy living like that?
      WARNING:
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      REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14372

        #4
        Re: My Introduction

        Originally posted by Jarb the Gay Slayer View Post
        6 I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel:
        Even during Paul's lifetime people turned away from The Truth, accepting lies and demanding that others follow their lies. Eventually some of them got bloated enough to actually carry out the threats they'd made. No-one with The Truth ever needs threats. Reality is not a "claim" to be justified but the standard by which falsehood is condemned.

        Once someone appreciates The Truth, revealed throughout history and confirmed in The Bible, no amount of neck-slicing or acid-flinging or even nuclear-explosions can change what is established as fact. Sure, under the influence of toadstool cake serum a confession "the sun is square" may be obtained; that is not Truth however, is it. Eventually in a world where all the suns are square (or you can have 500 volts instead?) .. if you've recently escaped from such indoctrination and are seeking real freedom, Freedom in Christ, you've come to the right place.

        Welcome to Landover - I'm looking forward to sharing The Truth and the message of Salvation presented in Paul's epistles - thank you for a polite introduction.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: My Introduction

          Darn, I missed him. I just got back with a queersexual for him to slay and he is gone. Well, I'll have to 'throw this one back'. I have no idea about the care and feeding of these things nor can I tolerate the hissing and crying.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Dana723
            Forum member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2017
            • 771

            #6
            Re: My Introduction

            Jarb? Is that a Christian name? Anyway, . Please tell us more about your gay-slaying ways.
            Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
            1 Corinthians 11:13

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            • DezuLovesTheLord
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Sep 2018
              • 1

              #7
              Re: My Introduction

              Welcome! And remember, the Lord!!

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079

                #8
                Re: My Introduction

                Originally posted by DezuLovesTheLord View Post
                Welcome! And remember, the Lord!!
                And just who tf are you?

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                • Vengeance Puriel
                  Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2018
                  • 324

                  #9
                  Re: My Introduction

                  Originally posted by DezuLovesTheLord View Post
                  Welcome! And remember, the Lord!!
                  Please introduce yourself
                  -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                  -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                  -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                  • Diesel Stanford
                    Unsaved trash aka The Flood of Disinformation
                     
                    • Apr 2018
                    • 267

                    #10
                    Re: My Introduction

                    If you are gay, you are not a Christian, but a tare.

                    I recommend you to check out Charles Lawson, Gregory Miller and Ray Comfort.
                    Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775

                      #11
                      Re: My Introduction

                      Originally posted by Diesel Stanford View Post
                      Ray Comfort.
                      Indeed! Only a faithful True Christian™ man can refer to and manipulate, stroke, and force the humble banana with such adoration and skill and not make it look phallic.


                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Jim C. Lombardo
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Aug 2014
                        • 565

                        #12
                        Re: My Introduction

                        Ray has a comfortable approach to presenting facts. Am I right?

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