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  • mrcblank
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2018
    • 2

    #1

    Hey everyone!

    I live in Lenox, IA and I come here because God is telling me that I need to be castrated. For various reasons. Ex sin, urges, and masturbation.... Can anyone help me with this? I hear burdizzo is the easiest method?
  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #2
    Re: Hey everyone!

    Originally posted by mrcblank View Post
    I live in Lenox, IA and I come here because God is telling me that I need to be castrated. For various reasons. Ex sin, urges, and masturbation.... Can anyone help me with this? I hear burdizzo is the easiest method?
    The King James Bible doesn't actually specify the method to be used, only that, in the cases you mention, it's to be self-inflicted.


    Beyond that (satisfying the Bible's stated requirements), I don't see any reason for anyone here to care about how you mutilate yourself. You're not proving anything to anyone except God, right?

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: Hey everyone!

      Gosh, but Wikipedia can be weird sometimes:

      Humans[edit]
      Burdizzos have also been used by some human males as a means of self-castration, often by those seeking a remedy for a high libido, or those who, for religious, friends influence, fun or personal reasons, seek to become eunuchs.[3] The burdizzo has also been used by some transsexual women and other male-to-female transgender persons, as an alternative to the surgical procedure known as an orchiectomy.

      Because an incision is not required, castration by burdizzo is usually bloodless and, according to some research, has a lower risk of infection, compared with traditional methods. Since the burdizzo was not originally designed for human use, and fairly little research has been done on burdizzo castrations in humans, many physicians and others do not consider the burdizzo to be a safe castration method for humans. While the risks of blood loss and infection are low, anesthesia is however necessary, as the burdizzo causes blunt force trauma to the spermatic cords, which are thickly wrapped in nerve fibres. So therefore, human use is disadvantageous as it may involve testicular infections.



      Listen here, pal, I'm not sure if you're being influenced by your friends to chop your tender vittles off, but if that is the case, I think you need a new set of friends.


      If you're interested in reading the Bible and giving your life to Jesus Christ, I could probably introduce you to some of the nice people around here.
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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 13015

        #4
        Re: Hey everyone!

        Friend, your problem is sin. Get on your knees, take care of your sin and you will not need to come here and troll True Christians™.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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