[Basilissa]

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I think I went to the Andover Hills Baptist Church. Forgive me, Jesus, for I have sinned.

Your Department of Faith conducts background checks? You do know that background checks are a form of gun control, right? Gun control is satanic, as you and I both know.

Sweetie, how else do you think we can protect our gated community from the of unsaved trash such as yourself? DoF is our only protection in these difficult times when Christians are mercilessly mocked and persecuted everywhere.

[James Hutchins]

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I think I went to the Andover Hills Baptist Church. Forgive me, Jesus, for I have sinned.

Stupidity is nothing to be proud of friend.
Ecclesiastes 2:11
Then I looked on all the works that my hands had wrought, and on the labour that I had laboured to do: and, behold, all was vanity and vexation of spirit, and there was no profit under the sun.

Your Department of Faith conducts background checks? You do know that background checks are a form of gun control, right? Gun control is satanic, as you and I both know.

Of course the Church checks up on 'people'. We have to protect our Pastors from False Christians (you know who you are as do WE). The Church needs to know who provides the Tithes that are a numerical proof of Love.
2 Timothy 2:15
Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

[RepublicanCapitalist]

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Dear RepCap, you might have went to the Landover Hills Baptist church, or maybe the Andover Baptist. I hear they receive all sorts of unsaved trash in these places. I feel much safer here in Freehold, which is a secluded gated community where our men are not afraid to stand their ground, if you know what I mean.

I wish you all the best in finding a church that suits your needs. Meanwhile, our Department of Faith is conducting a thorough background check investigation. We'll see what they have to say.

I think I went to the Andover Hills Baptist Church. Forgive me, Jesus, for I have sinned.


Your Department of Faith conducts background checks? You do know that background checks are a form of gun control, right? Gun control is satanic, as you and I both know.

[Basilissa]

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Then again, perhaps I'm mistaken. Perhaps I stumbled into some other false church disguised as "Landover Baptist" - I'll have to make sure I find the real one next time.

Dear RepCap, you might have went to the Landover Hills Baptist church, or maybe the Andover Baptist. I hear they receive all sorts of unsaved trash in these places. I feel much safer here in Freehold, which is a secluded gated community where our men are not afraid to stand their ground, if you know what I mean.

I wish you all the best in finding a church that suits your needs. Meanwhile, our Department of Faith is conducting a thorough background check investigation. We'll see what they have to say.

[MitzaLizalor]

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.PARENTAL WARNING.
do not search for the
...VILE...BAND...
....depicted..above..

[RepublicanCapitalist]

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Sad, isn't it? Can you imagine, though, a complete stranger, Unsaved Trash at that, getting past security? Bobby-Joe would go ballistic and Heads.Would.Roll!

Then again, perhaps I'm mistaken. Perhaps I stumbled into some other false church disguised as "Landover Baptist" - I'll have to make sure I find the real one next time.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Oh dear, someone seems to have forgotten his meds this morning.

Sad, isn't it? Can you imagine, though, a complete stranger, Unsaved Trash at that, getting past security? Bobby-Joe would go ballistic and Heads.Would.Roll!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I'm pretty sure you're mistaken since you just saw me this morning. I go to Landover Baptist Church. That's where you go, right?

Oh dear, someone seems to have forgotten his meds this morning. Did you "see" an... unusual worship band play, too?

[RepublicanCapitalist]

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Excuse me? I dunno where you go to church but I'm pretty sure I don't go to the same place.

I'm pretty sure you're mistaken since you just saw me this morning. I go to Landover Baptist Church. That's where you go, right?

[James Hutchins]

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Indeed, and I can't wait to meet y'all in church today

I doubt it. I attend Church most days at the Church on the Hutchins Plantation, LLC. here in Virginia. Being I have 35 or so children, most are married with children and a few have their own children and so on, we are a standing room only. crowd Just as they do in Landover, at the Chystal Cathedral®, we pipe the sermons in to the coops when the workers stay, only charging them $10 a piece to bathe in the Word of God.

Though I suppose it is possible for a White man to sneak in, I do not know most of the people there.

[Basilissa]

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Indeed, and I can't wait to meet y'all in church today

Excuse me? I dunno where you go to church but I'm pretty sure I don't go to the same place.

[RepublicanCapitalist]

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The 119th is my most loved Psalm, together with the 149th.

Psalm 149:4-5 For the LORD taketh pleasure in his people: he will beautify the meek with salvation. Let the saints be joyful in glory: let them sing aloud upon their beds.

I can't wait for Him to take His pleasure in me.

Indeed, and I can't wait to meet y'all in church today

[MitzaLizalor]

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I've been outside a lot (I'm a fisherman, so that's my job)

I have visited many churches, but what I have found is that even those which claim to be "KJV Churches" do not actually practice the King James Bible. Landover Baptist is the only one I found that actually has a good website that openly advertises the Truth™ without being intimidated by political correctness.

46 I will speak of thy testimonies also before kings, and will not be ashamed.
47 And I will delight myself in thy commandments, which I have loved.
48 My hands also will I lift up unto thy commandments, which I have loved; and I will meditate in thy statutes.
49 Remember the word unto thy servant, upon which thou hast caused me to hope.
50 This is my comfort in my affliction: for thy word hath quickened me.
51 The proud have had me greatly in derision: yet have I not declined from thy law.

- Psalm 119:46-51 KJV

Also: I change my own sheets. I am 22 year old fisherman who is interested in joining you fishers of men. Anyways, see y'all the day after tomorrow.

The 119th is my most loved Psalm, together with the 149th.

Psalm 149:4-5 For the LORD taketh pleasure in his people: he will beautify the meek with salvation. Let the saints be joyful in glory: let them sing aloud upon their beds.

I can't wait for Him to take His pleasure in me.

[RepublicanCapitalist]

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I am sure if you ever get out of the basement and go outside, you will find a Church, maybe even a good one. It will give your mom a chance to change those sheets too. Won't that be nice!


In the mean time, read this:**"Noobs" please read this before posting.** SERIOUSLY!

I've been outside a lot (I'm a fisherman, so that's my job)

I have visited many churches, but what I have found is that even those which claim to be "KJV Churches" do not actually practice the King James Bible. Landover Baptist is the only one I found that actually has a good website that openly advertises the Truth™ without being intimidated by political correctness.

46 I will speak of thy testimonies also before kings, and will not be ashamed.
47 And I will delight myself in thy commandments, which I have loved.
48 My hands also will I lift up unto thy commandments, which I have loved; and I will meditate in thy statutes.
49 Remember the word unto thy servant, upon which thou hast caused me to hope.
50 This is my comfort in my affliction: for thy word hath quickened me.
51 The proud have had me greatly in derision: yet have I not declined from thy law.

- Psalm 119:46-51 KJV

Also: I change my own sheets. I am 22 year old fisherman who is interested in joining you fishers of men. Anyways, see y'all the day after tomorrow.

[James Hutchins]

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I am sure if you ever get out of the basement and go outside, you will find a Church, maybe even a good one. It will give your mom a chance to chage those sheets too. Won't that be nice!


In the mean time, read this:**"Noobs" please read this before posting.** SERIOUSLY!