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  • TrueBaptistForGod
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    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2018
    • 1

    #1

    Interested

    Good Afternoon, I Am An Atheist Who Is Interested In Your Religion And I Want To Join You But I Don't Know How, If Someone Could Teach Me Something It Would Be Really Appreciated, Thanks!
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: Interested

    Originally posted by TrueBaptistForGod View Post
    Good Afternoon, I Am An Atheist Who Is Interested In Your Religion And I Want To Join You But I Don't Know How, If Someone Could Teach Me Something It Would Be Really Appreciated, Thanks!
    Welcome friend. Have you read the Bible, have you?
    Being one with Jeus sis more than a few G&T's at a hole in the wall followed by heavy petting in an alley. It is a life long commitment of unquestioning and unwavering to God.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: Interested

      Another 'one post wonder'. Makes you wonder why we put eh effort to extend our hand in the meaning of True Christian Love (tm).

      If not for Gods commanding us to try and provide Salvation to these horrid creatures, I'd never bother to give them the time of day (3:00 PM)

      1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
      1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
      1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

      Jude 1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
      Jude 1:17
      But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
      Jude 1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
      Jude 1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079

        #4
        Re: Interested

        Originally posted by TrueBaptistForGod View Post
        ...If Someone Could Teach Me Something...
        There's teaching all over this site, anywhere you look, it's all teaching from the Bible.

        Anytime you want to get your ass in gear and start LEARNING (no one else can do that for you), please feel welcome.

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        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
           
          • Jul 2014
          • 8418

          #5
          Re: Interested

          Originally posted by TrueBaptistForGod View Post
          Good Afternoon, I Am An Atheist Who Is Interested In Your Religion And I Want To Join You But I Don't Know How, If Someone Could Teach Me Something It Would Be Really Appreciated, Thanks!
          There was so very much wrong with that introductory post. What sort of an atheist picks "TrueBaptistForGod" as a username? And as for not knowing how to join us, she had already joined the forums or she wouldn't have been able to post.


          As ever, Pastor Zeke saw through the pretense immediately. I was puzzled by his reference to Germany, until I realized that only the Krauts start absolutely every word with a capital letter, or Das Kapital Whatever The German Is For Letter, as they would put it.
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          • Dana723
            Forum member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2017
            • 771

            #6
            Re: Interested

            Originally posted by TrueBaptistForGod View Post
            Good Afternoon, I Am An Atheist Who Is Interested In Your Religion And I Want To Join You But I Don't Know How, If Someone Could Teach Me Something It Would Be Really Appreciated, Thanks!
            For starters, you could learn how to use capitalization correctly. Then you could follow the introduction guidelines of



            Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

            We'll start from there.
            Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
            1 Corinthians 11:13

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #7
              Re: Interested

              Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
              What sort of an atheist picks "TrueBaptistForGod" as a username?
              Atheists going by "TrueBaptistForGod" and so-called Christians going by "B A P H O M E T." These truly are the End Times - the End Times for knowledge, wit, or even common sense among today's foolish youth.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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